i feel like this wind is about to blow me off the porch gotta hold on with my legs here another video started on my back porch, guys i know, what a shocker, but i just wanted to announce to you that the long awaited Lofe pajama pants are now available we just dropped these they got the Lofe logo on them right here i know a lot of you guys have been asking for 'em if you want a pair go pick one up right now they're only available at lofestore.com bro you look fresh as hell right now the glasses we gotta become like a sunglasses, like a crew, you know everybody wears sunglasses, like a band - a band? yeah, like a rock band oh, i thought you meant like a band, like a thousand dollar glasses nah, nah I'm not gonna lie, I have no idea where to go do you know? no, I don't know this park I've been here like twice you've been here twice, but you don't know it? yeah (laughing) can you climb trees? - hell nah! you ask if I can climb trees? excuse me? - you can't climb that, bro? can you climb? - that's easy what do you mean it's easy? - that shit easy as fuck you can't climb this? now they're talking shit (laughing) making me wanna do it I'll fucking break my neck do it - ain't no way, bruh damn - that's a real monkey he's got more upper body strength than me okay, man, we get it we get it, you guys can climb congratulations - you got your sweater dirty yeah, I know you ever play the license plate game? uh-uh. what's that? like, South Dakota you just punch someone when you find the license plate - yeah of a different state North Dakota (punches) Boom - what the fuck? how you doin? just wondering what this was? - we're doing like a movie screening - oh really? - yeah, yeah, yeah - what does that mean? - well, we're screening a movie - we can't have anybody filming over here - oh, he's not filming - yes, he is - that's a banana (laughter) - I can call the security... no, no that's a banana ...or you can go we were just asking I don't know why that was so funny we were having a civil conversation with him - this is the boss, so... you gotta listen to her you can't switch up on us (inaudible) yeah I can, she's the boss do you have any food I can buy off you first before we go, though? I'm starving can we just get some like water or something? - two minutes two minutes and we get water? no, no, no, no two minutes for you to leave before I call the park services does park service have guns? big boy, he needs to eat right here he's gonna starve y'all wanna see him starve? I don't know them - what the fuck? I'm not with them he just threw us under the bus you know what, call the cops call them, call them on him call them on him he wants to turn his back on us we turn our back on him he looks like a Nikki Sixx kinda like a old school rocker (singing) Nirvana? yeah, he look like one of them n***** (laughter) he looks good do I look good? you look great yo, the last time you kicked me bro, my leg got () (laughing) why I let you do that oh God it actually hurt he didn't even flinch his actually hurt a little damn he's got some weight on me though see, see, bro, see? did that hurt? yes, bro just worried about you it gets unchy it gets what? it gets unchy oh, my god! you kicked me in the ass, bro ok ok hey hey hey bro I can't believe Bill's still talking to them like how much does he have to say? we're going to wait over here I don't have time for this buffoonery imagine there's an actual crime going down they taking this long to get here I did check that one that one hurt your foot I know it hurt your foot you gotta carry me up the trail on your back too I'm parting the seas like Moses did imagine he just pulls out a fucking gun [laughter] im gonna use the force to move him that way eh look its working its working laughing there's a cop right there go up the trail you ate one of these? eat it again you cant eat it shes insane are they good for you? yeah what is it? its a mustard plant man what the fuck yo laughs im not eating that her: it tastes good! i dont trust wild flowers oh hell no laughing chill, chill out what the fuck why you choking me? bro you started touching my ass thats crazy bro how much to eat that no for you to eat that for me to eat that? im not eating that i dont care how much no ya know some black pepper and salt you're gonna get a disease and die pants I just realized we're going up the hill why're we doing thing laughs we all brought really good hiking shoes too, as you can tell im like gasping for air ive walked up like barely a block not all of us are conditioned like you man this is beautiful up here I told you laughs they're calling about our car it was at this moment that he knew, he fucked up. wait what're they saying? we cant park there? try one of these? yeah am I gonna get sick from this? why you wanna do that? laughing it is I didnt even see that you know you can eat those yellow flowers right? the mustard plant oh you want one? hows it going hes on the magic shrooms im like blind though like im 80 percent blind I cant read oh hes blind too he tried to get Lasik and it failed no balls you rip the ticket you will? why're you giving us a ticket though if we were already by the car we were just about to leave well you're stopped here thats your truck right there right? they're allowed to stop here but we can't? please, sir, sir, i cant get a ticket I cant pay for a ticket bro i can't afford a ticket I cant afford a ticket, sir