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i feel like this wind is about to blow me off the porch

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gotta hold on with my legs here

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another video started on my back porch, guys

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i know, what a shocker, but

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i just wanted to announce to you that the long awaited

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Lofe pajama pants

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are now available

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we just dropped these

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they got the Lofe logo on them right here

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i know a lot of you guys have been asking for 'em

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if you want a pair

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go pick one up right now

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they're only available at lofestore.com

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bro you look fresh as hell right now

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the glasses

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we gotta become like a sunglasses, like a crew, you know

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everybody wears sunglasses, like a band

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- a band?

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yeah, like a rock band

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oh, i thought you meant like a band, like

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a thousand dollar glasses

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nah, nah

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I'm not gonna lie, I have no idea where to go

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do you know?

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no, I don't know this park

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I've been here like twice

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you've been here twice, but you don't know it?

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yeah (laughing)

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can you climb trees?

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- hell nah!

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you ask if I can climb trees?

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excuse me?

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- you can't climb that, bro?

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can you climb?

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- that's easy

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what do you mean it's easy?

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- that shit easy as fuck

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you can't climb this?

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now they're talking shit (laughing)

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making me wanna do it

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I'll fucking break my neck

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do it

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- ain't no way, bruh

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damn

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- that's a real monkey

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he's got more upper body strength than me

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okay, man, we get it

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we get it, you guys can climb

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congratulations

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- you got your sweater dirty

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yeah, I know

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you ever play the license plate game?

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uh-uh. what's that?

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like, South Dakota

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you just punch someone

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when you find the license plate

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- yeah

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of a different state

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North Dakota (punches) Boom

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- what the fuck?

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how you doin?

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just wondering what this was?

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- we're doing like a movie screening

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- oh really?

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- yeah, yeah, yeah

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- what does that mean?

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- well, we're screening a movie

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- we can't have anybody filming over here

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- oh, he's not filming

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- yes, he is

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- that's a banana

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(laughter)

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- I can call the security...

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no, no that's a banana

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...or you can go

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we were just asking

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I don't know why that was so funny

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we were having a civil conversation with him

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- this is the boss, so...

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you gotta listen to her

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you can't switch up on us (inaudible)

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yeah I can, she's the boss

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do you have any food I can buy off you first

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before we go, though?

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I'm starving

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can we just get some like water or something?

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- two minutes

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two minutes and we get water?

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no, no, no, no

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two minutes for you to leave

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before I call the park services

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does park service have guns?

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big boy, he needs to eat right here

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he's gonna starve

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y'all wanna see him starve?

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I don't know them

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- what the fuck?

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I'm not with them

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he just threw us under the bus

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you know what, call the cops

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call them, call them on him

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call them on him

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he wants to turn his back on us

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we turn our back on him

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he looks like a Nikki Sixx

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kinda like a old school rocker

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(singing)

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Nirvana?

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yeah, he look like one of them n*****

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(laughter)

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he looks good

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do I look good?

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you look great

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yo, the last time you kicked me

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bro, my leg got ()

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(laughing)

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why I let you do that

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oh God

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it actually hurt

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he didn't even flinch

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his actually hurt a little

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damn

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he's got some weight on me though

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see, see, bro, see?

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did that hurt?

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yes, bro

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just worried about you it gets unchy

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it gets what?
it gets unchy

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oh, my god!

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you kicked me in the ass, bro

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ok ok

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hey hey hey bro

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I can't believe Bill's still talking to them
like how much does he have to say?

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we're going to wait over here

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I don't have time for this buffoonery

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imagine there's an actual crime going down

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they taking this long to get here

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I did check that one

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that one hurt your foot
I know it hurt your foot

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you gotta carry me
up the trail on your back too

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I'm parting the seas like Moses did

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imagine he just pulls out a fucking gun
[laughter]

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im gonna use the force to move him that
way

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eh look its working its working

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<i>laughing</i>

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there's a cop right there
go up the trail

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you ate one of these?
eat it again

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you cant eat it

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shes insane

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are they good for you?

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yeah

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what is it?

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its a mustard plant

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man what the fuck yo
<i>laughs</i>

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im not eating that
her: it tastes good!

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i dont trust wild flowers

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oh hell no

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<i>laughing</i>
chill, chill out what the fuck

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why you choking me?
bro you started touching my ass

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thats crazy bro
how much to eat that

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no for you to eat that

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for me to eat that? im not eating that 
i dont care how much

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no

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ya know some black pepper and salt

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you're gonna get a disease and die

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<i>pants</i>

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I just realized we're going up the hill

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why're we doing thing
<i>laughs</i>

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we all brought really good hiking shoes too, as you can tell

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im like gasping for air ive walked up like barely a block

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not all of us are conditioned like you

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man this is beautiful up here
I told you

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<i>laughs</i>
they're calling about our car

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<i>it was at this moment that he knew, he fucked up.</i>

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wait what're they saying?

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we cant park there?

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try one of these?

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yeah
am I gonna get sick from this?

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why you wanna do that?
<i>laughing</i>

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it is I didnt even see that

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you know you can eat those yellow flowers
right?

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the mustard plant

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oh
you want one?

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hows it going

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hes on the magic shrooms

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im like blind though like im 80 percent
blind

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I cant read

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oh hes blind too

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he tried to get Lasik and it failed

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no balls you rip the ticket

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you will?

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why're you giving us a ticket though
if we were already by the car

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we were just about to leave

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well you're stopped here

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thats your truck right there right?

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they're allowed to stop here but we can't?

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please, sir, sir, i cant get a ticket

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I cant pay for a ticket

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bro i can't afford a ticket

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I cant afford a ticket, sir