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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.65,0:00:02.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey, what's up, you guys?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.39,0:00:04.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am here in Venice,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.62,0:00:07.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,smells like rape and alcohol,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.31,0:00:08.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you're probably wondering,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.06,0:00:10.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Shane, why aren't you in you bedroom talking to the camera
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.33,0:00:12.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with the beautiful lighting and nice filters
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.61,0:00:14.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and crazy character?"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.56,0:00:19.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, it's because I'm getting ready to post my Halloween interactive spectacular.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.99,0:00:21.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not as gay as it sounds, I promise.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.71,0:00:22.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, it kind of is.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.64,0:00:25.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry I keep doing my Justin Bieber hair flip, I can't help it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.52,0:00:28.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, basically, we filmed it last week for a few days.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.63,0:00:30.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We went out of town, we rented a house.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.63,0:00:32.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So now we're gonna go inside and start editing.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.24,0:00:34.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So obviously I didn't have enough time this week to make a normal video,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.82,0:00:37.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I thought it would be fun if I showed you the editing room,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.57,0:00:39.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,showed you the people helping me out,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.32,0:00:43.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and also show you a trailer slash sneak peek
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.20,0:00:48.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,slash scene slash I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.21,0:00:51.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Slash Justin Bieber.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.21,0:00:52.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that Jodie Foster?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.21,0:00:54.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are we editing the new Jodie movie?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.42,0:00:56.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yes, it's Flightplan 2.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.63,0:00:59.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Piece of shit. [laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.13,0:01:01.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-The sequel.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.46,0:01:02.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I am here with Totally Sketch.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.69,0:01:03.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey, everybody!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.74,0:01:08.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-He has directed, what, my Telephone music video,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.15,0:01:09.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my Last Sunday Night music video,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.82,0:01:13.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everything that's like boner-inducing.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.07,0:01:14.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Aww.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.70,0:01:17.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Aww...mwah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.35,0:01:19.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh, this is--don't know where that's been.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.37,0:01:23.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And sitting over to my left...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.20,0:01:24.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is Tony!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.33,0:01:25.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Good morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.08,0:01:27.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-That's anticlimactic.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.24,0:01:28.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wake up, it's Tony!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.66,0:01:29.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Aah!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.62,0:01:32.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-He produced this whole thing, so thanks to him, everybody.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.83,0:01:39.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He is a creator of BlackBoxTV, which is my new favorite channel on YouTube.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.08,0:01:41.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My second favorite channel on YouTube.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.73,0:01:43.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.17,0:01:43.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we are actually at,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.82,0:01:45.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is a little studio here,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.49,0:01:48.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we got a random picture of an 80-year-old woman standing on a perch.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.74,0:01:51.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And right now, we are cutting together
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.20,0:01:54.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we didn't even really started, it's been kind of crazy,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.07,0:01:59.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but we're gonna make a trailer, which I'm about to show you in five seconds.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.33,0:02:00.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's do a countdown, everybody.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.16,0:02:05.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Five, four, three, two, one!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.50,0:02:08.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trailer!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.17,0:02:09.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.12,0:02:11.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.29,0:02:17.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[wind whistles softly]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.93,0:02:27.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[heart beating]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.76,0:02:37.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, crazy party, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.36,0:02:41.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Die.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.49,0:02:55.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-[evil laugh]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.50,0:03:01.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[door creaks]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.88,0:03:04.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Emo girl?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.81,0:03:06.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you ok--
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.39,0:03:09.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[all screaming]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.19,0:03:12.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[evil laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.19,0:03:13.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[gasps] Oh, my God!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.40,0:03:17.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Joy Behar finally left The View?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.36,0:03:19.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.03,0:03:26.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[gasps]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.73,0:03:27.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There you go, there was the trailer.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.75,0:03:29.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Was it exciting?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.05,0:03:29.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Was it good for you?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.65,0:03:30.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It was good for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.72,0:03:31.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Was it good for you?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.42,0:03:32.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-So good for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.30,0:03:34.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, so fucking good for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.16,0:03:35.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am very excited.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.41,0:03:37.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next Saturday, we are going to put it up
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.32,0:03:40.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it's going to be an interactive, crazy experience
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.10,0:03:41.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and what's your favorite part?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.82,0:03:42.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, don't ruin it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.75,0:03:44.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But what was your favorite part of making it?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.14,0:03:49.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh...well, all the amazing improv that Shane did
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.48,0:03:53.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when he was talking about dicks and lady-holes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.10,0:03:54.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-And butt pussies.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.74,0:03:57.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Shane learned a new term.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.84,0:03:58.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I learned a new term: butt pussy.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.91,0:04:02.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's basically like a guy's vagina...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.25,0:04:03.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.57,0:04:05.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.57,0:04:07.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I don't know, okay, wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.64,0:04:09.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like when a guy gets--
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.17,0:04:10.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all I was hearing on set was,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.57,0:04:11.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"My butt pussy's so wet."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.82,0:04:12.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Could you explain?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.89,0:04:16.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Why do I have to be the doctor of this term?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.47,0:04:20.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Essentially, it is the other hole,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.13,0:04:22.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it's for men who, uh,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.73,0:04:27.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well, you know, use it for pleasure and not poop.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.02,0:04:28.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Interesting.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.93,0:04:31.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Urban Dictionary sucked that one up.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.10,0:04:32.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So yeah, I'm really excited.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.81,0:04:36.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh, by the way, new Take180 where I play Eminem,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.35,0:04:37.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because obviously, I'm...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.64,0:04:40.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm an obvious gangster, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.06,0:04:42.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, we gotta go before we get shut down by the popo.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.80,0:04:43.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love you guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.91,0:04:45.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Leave a comment, what's your favorite scary movie?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.77,0:04:46.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's your favorite scary movie?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.93,0:04:49.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Uh, Rosemary's Baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.39,0:04:51.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the original.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.48,0:04:52.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Material Girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.92,0:04:55.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.01,0:04:56.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See you guys later.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.64,0:05:02.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Captioned by SpongeSebastian