"This dude, he was then single
Now he is done for as double!"

"He was like tea in a Nair's shop
Now cappuccino with cream on top"

"Till yesterday a local ordinary
Now with style extra-ordinary"

"Into her eyes teeny-weeny
she dragged me daringly"

"Into her heart so gigantic
she crammed me romantic"

"Aiyo alas dear me!
Shucks wow whoopee!"

"She made me crumble like pieces of bread
She patched my jeans that was tattered"

"Soup boy cold shouldered was I
She turned me into a super boy"

"Crumpled my mind, she did
This she-demon she giggled"

"Hey hello hooray jolly!
Oh ooops ouch golly!"

"Aiyo alas dear me!
Shucks wow whoopee!"

"Your English and look hoity-toity
I go to another level, sweetie"

"When you talk Tanglish endearing
Tamil sounds sweet, my darling"

"Honeyed fruit treat
in my heart you taste so sweet"

"Liberated lad, my joy-bundle
On my cheeks you doodle"

"Hey! Life is short, why wait apart?
Now beating is my heart real fast"

"This country bumpkin is now tip top
Jeepers jeez what a hop!"

"Hey hello hooray jolly!
Oh ooops ouch golly, my girlie!"

"Lifeline on your lips gone a-missing
Get your google-glass, I love messing"

"1 kiss on the touch screen glossing
another on your lips trespassing"

"Chilli soup, when I think of you
my taste buds crave anew"

"My sweet jaggery pastry dearie
I'll nibble you piecemeal daily"

"Hey! She is hot, sweet flavor
Life is set now a treat to savor"

"Aiyo alas dear me!
Shucks wow whoopee!"

"Country bumpkin is now tip top
Jeepers jeez what a hop!"