G'day boys
G'day
Good daaaiiy...?
Yeah sorry to bring in like this but
we've had a report that two Irish blokes that
match your description are overstaying their visa
Oh right
Nah mate you got the wrong blokes
Alright where are you from?
Oh Australia
Yeah no Oz
Oh yeah
'Stralia
Mate
How long have you had those mullets?
Oh years mate
Like their not just a recent fad?
No no
like 20 years
Not just trying to be cool tik tok dudes?
Naw-ee-wa
'Stralia
That's right through and through
Alright where abouts in Australia did you say?
Brisbane
Just Brisbane?
Brizy
I'll call it Brizy
I call it Brizy too
Oh yeah cool The Brown Snake
and uh as before you were saying you have no identification at all?
No mate unfortunately left it in
McDonald's
Mackers
Macker's that's the one
Yeah love a good Mackers mate yeah
Footy? Watch a lot?
Loads
Loads?
Heaps
Heaps is what i meant
Go The Bombers
Oh yeah mate the bombers
Yeah oh yeah
Going to bomb them out of it mate
bomb the place to bits
Yeah and what team do you follow?
Oh up North
Oh yeah yeah Manchester United
No mate no the footy mate
he's talking about the footy
Oh yeah yeah
see I thought that you
I thought that you said [ __ ] footy
Yeah cuz it's [ __ ]
No I support the uh...
The Reefers
The Reefers?
Yeah
Where do the reefers play?
Up North
Yeah you know the great...
Great
Barrier Reef?
Oh yeah no
obviously not
not in the reef
but close by it's like a scenic
it's like view, viewing point
A couple of quick questions before you go
Sure mate
What do you call that?
A thong
What do you call this?
Snags
and this?
Piss
Very good
What did you do to your hand?
Oh yeah I was playing hurling
Nah what happened was right
we were at the bottle-o
Oh that's where we were yeah
This bogan comes out of nowhere and is like
give us your last ciggy
and he's like
no you're dreaming
yeah so he goes for me with a stubby
and that's when I came in
*&%$£@~
%^*#*#~%
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Yeah ripper
Yeah they're Australian
Sorry about the confusion lads
just had to sort that out
Of course yeah
Thought you were another couple of British blokes
you know overstaying their visa
British?
Sorry I thought you said that they were Irish
Ah Irish British same thing
It's not the same thing it's very different
Of course they are
you knows Poms
God Save the Queen
love The King
Prince Andrew
Rule Britannia
That's a lie you take that back right now
there's a history which...
Got you bastards
Bollocks!
Doomdah
Hi we're Foil Arms and Hog
And Damo Clarke
I'm not really a cop
don't worry about that
you can play for the reefers if you want I don't mind
He's Australian
I was putting on Australian accent and I'm Australian anyway
but they're coming to Australia and New Zealand
We are coming to Australia
You have to go
I'm going to go
Doomdah