G'day boys

G'day

Good daaaiiy...?

Yeah sorry to bring in like this but

we've had a report that two Irish blokes that

match your description are overstaying their visa

Oh right

Nah mate you got the wrong blokes

Alright where are you from?

Oh Australia

Yeah no Oz

Oh yeah

'Stralia

Mate

How long have you had those mullets?

Oh years mate

Like their not just a recent fad?

No no

like 20 years

Not just trying to be cool tik tok dudes?

Naw-ee-wa

'Stralia

That's right through and through

Alright where abouts in Australia did you say?

Brisbane

Just Brisbane?

Brizy

I'll call it Brizy

I call it Brizy too

Oh yeah cool The Brown Snake

and uh as before you were saying you have no identification at all?

No mate unfortunately left it in

McDonald's

Mackers

Macker's that's the one

Yeah love a good Mackers mate yeah

Footy? Watch a lot?

Loads

Loads?

Heaps

Heaps is what i meant

Go The Bombers

Oh yeah mate the bombers

Yeah oh yeah

Going to bomb them out of it mate

bomb the place to bits

Yeah and what team do you follow?

Oh up North

Oh yeah yeah Manchester United

No mate no the footy mate

he's talking about the footy

Oh yeah yeah

see I thought that you

I thought that you said [ __ ] footy

Yeah cuz it's [ __ ]

No I support the uh...

The Reefers

The Reefers?

Yeah

Where do the reefers play?

Up North

Yeah you know the great...

Great

Barrier Reef?

Oh yeah no

obviously not

not in the reef

but close by it's like a scenic

it's like view, viewing point

A couple of quick questions before you go

Sure mate

What do you call that?

A thong

What do you call this?

Snags

and this?

Piss

Very good

What did you do to your hand?

Oh yeah I was playing hurling

Nah what happened was right

we were at the bottle-o

Oh that's where we were yeah

This bogan comes out of nowhere and is like

give us your last ciggy

and he's like

no you're dreaming

yeah so he goes for me with a stubby

and that's when I came in

*&%$£@~

%^*#*#~%

@=&%##%*

Yeah ripper

Yeah they're Australian

Sorry about the confusion lads

just had to sort that out

Of course yeah

Thought you were another couple of British blokes

you know overstaying their visa

British?

Sorry I thought you said that they were Irish

Ah Irish British same thing

It's not the same thing it's very different

Of course they are

you knows Poms

God Save the Queen

love The King

Prince Andrew

Rule Britannia

That's a lie you take that back right now

there's a history which...

Got you bastards

Bollocks!

Doomdah

Hi we're Foil Arms and Hog

And Damo Clarke

I'm not really a cop

don't worry about that

you can play for the reefers if you want I don't mind

He's Australian

I was putting on Australian accent and I'm Australian anyway

but they're coming to Australia and New Zealand

We are coming to Australia

You have to go

I'm going to go

Doomdah