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G'day boys

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G'day

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Good daaaiiy...?

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Yeah sorry to bring in like this but

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we've had a report that two Irish blokes that

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match your description are overstaying their visa

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Oh right

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Nah mate you got the wrong blokes

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Alright where are you from?

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Oh Australia

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Yeah no Oz

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Oh yeah

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'Stralia

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Mate

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How long have you had those mullets?

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Oh years mate

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Like their not just a recent fad?

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No no

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like 20 years

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Not just trying to be cool tik tok dudes?

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Naw-ee-wa

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'Stralia

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That's right through and through

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Alright where abouts in Australia did you say?

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Brisbane

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Just Brisbane?

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Brizy

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I'll call it Brizy

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I call it Brizy too

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Oh yeah cool The Brown Snake

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and uh as before you were saying you have no identification at all?

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No mate unfortunately left it in

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McDonald's

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Mackers

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Macker's that's the one

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Yeah love a good Mackers mate yeah

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Footy? Watch a lot?

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Loads

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Loads?

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Heaps

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Heaps is what i meant

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Go The Bombers

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Oh yeah mate the bombers

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Yeah oh yeah

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Going to bomb them out of it mate

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bomb the place to bits

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Yeah and what team do you follow?

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Oh up North

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Oh yeah yeah Manchester United

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No mate no the footy mate

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he's talking about the footy

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Oh yeah yeah

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see I thought that you

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I thought that you said [ __ ] footy

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Yeah cuz it's [ __ ]

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No I support the uh...

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The Reefers

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The Reefers?

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Yeah

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Where do the reefers play?

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Up North

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Yeah you know the great...

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Great

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Barrier Reef?

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Oh yeah no

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obviously not

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not in the reef

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but close by it's like a scenic

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it's like view, viewing point

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A couple of quick questions before you go

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Sure mate

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What do you call that?

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A thong

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What do you call this?

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Snags

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and this?

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Piss

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Very good

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What did you do to your hand?

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Oh yeah I was playing hurling

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Nah what happened was right

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we were at the bottle-o

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Oh that's where we were yeah

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This bogan comes out of nowhere and is like

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give us your last ciggy

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and he's like

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no you're dreaming

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yeah so he goes for me with a stubby

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and that's when I came in

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*&%$£@~

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%^*#*#~%

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@=&%##%*

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Yeah ripper

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Yeah they're Australian

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Sorry about the confusion lads

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just had to sort that out

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Of course yeah

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Thought you were another couple of British blokes

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you know overstaying their visa

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British?

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Sorry I thought you said that they were Irish

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Ah Irish British same thing

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It's not the same thing it's very different

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Of course they are

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you knows Poms

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God Save the Queen

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love The King

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Prince Andrew

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Rule Britannia

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That's a lie you take that back right now

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there's a history which...

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Got you bastards

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Bollocks!

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Doomdah

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Hi we're Foil Arms and Hog

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And Damo Clarke

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I'm not really a cop

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don't worry about that

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you can play for the reefers if you want I don't mind

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He's Australian

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I was putting on Australian accent and I'm Australian anyway

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but they're coming to Australia and New Zealand

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We are coming to Australia

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You have to go

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I'm going to go

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Doomdah