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-Hey, you're new here, aren't you?

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-Yeah, how'd you know?

3
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-Man, I know everyone
at this school, bro.

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(sniffing)

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Ah, you smell new.

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(smacking lips)

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You taste new, too.

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-Yeah, it's actually my first day.

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-Oh, okay. Well, ah, I'm Aho.

10
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And you are?

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-Kyoke Rickey Tungou.

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-Kyoke Rickey Waffle!

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-Kyoke Rickey Tungou.

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-Nah, dude. You're Ricky.

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-It's Kyo-- nice meeting you.

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-Oh, wait-wait-wait-wait-wait!

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You should let me, like, show
you around school and stuff.

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(music begins)
-Oh, you don’t have to. Oh, no...

19
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-It's too late, man.
The music already started!

20
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♪ Listen to me, Ricky ♪

21
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♪ I have a song for you ♪

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♪ Come with me on my tour now ♪

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♪ And this is what you should do ♪

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♪ Just listen to me, my new friend ♪

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♪ There's something
you should know ♪

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♪ It's that everybody here is
not exactly what they show ♪

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♪ That's what you gotta do,
sometimes to get by ♪

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♪ When you're a Freshman here
at West Terrance Field High ♪

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♪ To avoid getting picked on ♪

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♪ Or getting your ass kicked ♪

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♪ Go find some fake friends
so you can fake laugh with ♪

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♪ Come with me on my little tour ♪

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♪Find someone that you can trust ♪

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♪ But be careful, this is
high school and everybody sucks ♪

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♪ Now there, you got the rich
kids sitting on their wealth ♪

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♪ And Emo kids on Emo grass ♪

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♪ The grass that cuts itself ♪

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♪ And those are the drama
kids trying to get some fame ♪

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♪ And the football team is sad
'cause they never win a game ♪

40
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♪ Hallelujah, the Bible Club
trying to spread the word ♪

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♪ The potheads getting high,
they just trying to spread the herb ♪

42
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♪ The ASB chicks will have you
thinking you are pure ♪

43
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♪ But they're all a bunch of
whores and all just insecure ♪

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♪ It's high school and it sucks ♪

45
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♪ I have few friends I can trust, man ♪

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♪High school and it sucks ♪

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♪ Why do I feel out of touch, yeah ♪

48
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♪ High school and it sucks, man ♪

49
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♪ It sucks so much ♪

50
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♪ It's high school and it sucks, man ♪

51
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♪ It sucks so much ♪

52
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♪ You might be walking through the
hallways, like why you stare at me ♪

53
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♪ And everybody's judged
by their popularity ♪

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♪ All the guys act tough
trying to impress the hoes ♪

55
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♪And all the hoes walk around
like it's a fashion show ♪

56
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♪ The star athlete
spends all his time humping ♪

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♪ And the class president,
man, he don't do nothing ♪

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♪ So pick a kid
before you pass through ♪

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♪ But pick the wrong one
and they'll outcast you ♪

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♪ Prom king, prom queen,
who got the nicest hair? ♪

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♪ At the end of the day,
nobody really cares ♪

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♪ The cheerleaders cheer,
they don't care if we lose ♪

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♪ We don't care about their cheers ♪

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♪ We just staring at their boobs ♪

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♪ And even if you
think you got a BFF ♪

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♪ You turn around and
she ran off with your BF ♪

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♪ So take your S and
teasing applications ♪(?)

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♪ 'Cause everybody's
waiting on graduation ♪

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♪ It's high school and it sucks ♪

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♪ I have few friends I can trust, man ♪

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♪ High school and it sucks ♪

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♪ Why am I so out of touch, yeah ♪

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♪ High school and it sucks, man ♪

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♪ It sucks so much ♪

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♪ It's high school and it sucks, man ♪

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♪ It sucks so much ♪

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♪ High school and it sucks ♪

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♪ High school
and it sucks ♪

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♪ High school, man it sucks, man ♪

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♪ It sucks so much ♪

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-(all)
Yeah!

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-It sucks.

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(school bell rings)

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Captioned by SpongeSebastian

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-What just happened?

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-♪ High school and it sucks, man ♪

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♪ It sucks so much ♪

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♪ It's high school and it sucks ♪