-Hey, you're new here, aren't you?
-Yeah, how'd you know?
-Man, I know everyone at this school, bro.
(sniffing)
Ah, you smell new.
(smacking lips)
You taste new, too.
-Yeah, it's actually my first day.
-Oh, okay. Well, ah, I'm Aho.
And you are?
-Kyoke Rickey Tungou.
-Kyoke Rickey Waffle!
-Kyoke Rickey Tungou.
-Nah, dude. You're Ricky.
-It's Kyo-- nice meeting you.
-Oh, wait-wait-wait-wait-wait!
You should let me, like, show you around school and stuff.
(music begins) -Oh, you don’t have to. Oh, no...
-It's too late, man. The music already started!
♪ Listen to me, Ricky ♪
♪ I have a song for you ♪
♪ Come with me on my tour now ♪
♪ And this is what you should do ♪
♪ Just listen to me, my new friend ♪
♪ There's something you should know ♪
♪ It's that everybody here is not exactly what they show ♪
♪ That's what you gotta do, sometimes to get by ♪
♪ When you're a Freshman here at West Terrance Field High ♪
♪ To avoid getting picked on ♪
♪ Or getting your ass kicked ♪
♪ Go find some fake friends so you can fake laugh with ♪
♪ Come with me on my little tour ♪
♪Find someone that you can trust ♪
♪ But be careful, this is high school and everybody sucks ♪
♪ Now there, you got the rich kids sitting on their wealth ♪
♪ And Emo kids on Emo grass ♪
♪ The grass that cuts itself ♪
♪ And those are the drama kids trying to get some fame ♪
♪ And the football team is sad 'cause they never win a game ♪
♪ Hallelujah, the Bible Club trying to spread the word ♪
♪ The potheads getting high, they just trying to spread the herb ♪
♪ The ASB chicks will have you thinking you are pure ♪
♪ But they're all a bunch of whores and all just insecure ♪
♪ It's high school and it sucks ♪
♪ I have few friends I can trust, man ♪
♪High school and it sucks ♪
♪ Why do I feel out of touch, yeah ♪
♪ High school and it sucks, man ♪
♪ It sucks so much ♪
♪ It's high school and it sucks, man ♪
♪ It sucks so much ♪
♪ You might be walking through the hallways, like why you stare at me ♪
♪ And everybody's judged by their popularity ♪
♪ All the guys act tough trying to impress the hoes ♪
♪And all the hoes walk around like it's a fashion show ♪
♪ The star athlete spends all his time humping ♪
♪ And the class president, man, he don't do nothing ♪
♪ So pick a kid before you pass through ♪
♪ But pick the wrong one and they'll outcast you ♪
♪ Prom king, prom queen, who got the nicest hair? ♪
♪ At the end of the day, nobody really cares ♪
♪ The cheerleaders cheer, they don't care if we lose ♪
♪ We don't care about their cheers ♪
♪ We just staring at their boobs ♪
♪ And even if you think you got a BFF ♪
♪ You turn around and she ran off with your BF ♪
♪ So take your S and teasing applications ♪(?)
♪ 'Cause everybody's waiting on graduation ♪
♪ It's high school and it sucks ♪
♪ I have few friends I can trust, man ♪
♪ High school and it sucks ♪
♪ Why am I so out of touch, yeah ♪
♪ High school and it sucks, man ♪
♪ It sucks so much ♪
♪ It's high school and it sucks, man ♪
♪ It sucks so much ♪
♪ High school and it sucks ♪
♪ High school, man it sucks, man ♪
♪ It sucks so much ♪
-(all) Yeah!
-It sucks.
(school bell rings)
Captioned by SpongeSebastian
-What just happened?
-♪ High school and it sucks, man ♪
♪ It sucks so much ♪
♪ It's high school and it sucks ♪