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Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.52,0:00:12.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi. Ten seconds late. Last night, it\Nwas seven. The night before, five.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.04,0:00:16.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can see the handwriting on the\Nwall. You're cooling. Hardly.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.42,0:00:18.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How was your day?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.70,0:00:23.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fine. How was yours? Fine. Anything new?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.42,0:00:24.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no. Nothing special.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.74,0:00:28.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yes. It was a little something.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.22,0:00:29.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes. What was it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.46,0:00:32.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You ready to be impressed? Oh, far away.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.82,0:00:38.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I've just had dinner with\Nthe president of France. Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.62,0:00:39.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did you have to eat?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.38,0:00:46.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lamb chops. Oh, no. What did you\Nexpect? Something more pretentious,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.26,0:00:50.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,befitting the occasion. It wasn't an\Noccasion for him. He eats every night.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.42,0:00:52.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But how did you come to be invited?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.10,0:00:56.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The ambassador took me. It's\Ncustomary for a new man.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.04,0:01:01.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now tell me everything that\Nhappened. Small talk, really.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.68,0:01:06.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you must have discussed\Nsomething. Well, let me think.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.48,0:01:10.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yes. Is it worthwhile\Nputting saccharin
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.12,0:01:11.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in coffee instead of sugar?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.48,0:01:14.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That pick up most of the evening. The\Npresident said it wasn't. He's wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.32,0:01:17.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The finance minister\Nsaid he was wrong too.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.88,0:01:19.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because I wouldn't say it\Nwas not an hour quarrel,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.48,0:01:22.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it was a strong difference of\Nopinion. That's off the record.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.28,0:01:26.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Off the record? That's right.\NOh, you fit fine in diplomacy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.68,0:01:28.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't die.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.96,0:01:31.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't die. Something else happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.24,0:01:36.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. Nothing went oh, yes. Now wait\Na minute. Come to think of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.68,0:01:40.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Someone mentioned your name. Oh,\Nreally? Who did? Who was that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.76,0:01:42.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yes. It was the president.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.32,0:01:45.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mhmm. Mhmm. It seems he's seen\Nyou often on the stage, and,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.12,0:01:49.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he thinks you're charming.\NThat was his exact word.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.21,0:01:52.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Charming isn't a very strong\Nword. Not in the theater.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.01,0:01:56.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, the president isn't in\Nthe theater. No. That's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.77,0:02:01.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now on the other hand, the ambassador\Nthought you extremely candid and exciting.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.06,0:02:03.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, that's much better.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.98,0:02:07.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I agree with both of them. You\Nsee what a diplomat I am? Mhmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.78,0:02:13.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I I found a play I like.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.93,0:02:16.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have decided to do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.21,0:02:23.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm glad. We are right for each other.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.77,0:02:26.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We are good for each other, my darling.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.68,0:02:31.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We are. We are. Sleep well, my love.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.00,0:02:36.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good night.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.52,0:02:38.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good night, Dearest.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.13,0:02:46.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now come on. Hang up. Hang up.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.33,0:02:52.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, goodness. Good night, dude.