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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Universal Theme]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Rain drops falling with musical notes]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Cat in the Hat presents
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dr. Seuss "The Cat in the Hat"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Music playing]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Narrator: The sun did not shine, it was too wet to play.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just sit in the house all that cold, cold, wet day.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mom: Goodbye kids, I'm leaving now.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have fun! I'll be back at -uh- 3:30 sharp.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Narrator: Sit by the window, just sit there and stew and wish there were something...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[narrator yawns], something to do. Too gooey and dunky outdoors to play ball.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[inaudible] nothing at all.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Singers: [singing] Fun, fun, how can you have fun?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just sitting doing nothing when there's nothing to be done.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing absolutely nothing, nothing.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Positively, absolutely, absotively, posolutely, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing to be done.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Narrator: Nothing to do but sit, sit, sit.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just sit in the the house. Just sit there and grubble, and...all of a sudden...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Something went...BUMP!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Girl: Look!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boy: A cat!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Girl: In a hat!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat: You will note, I am neat, wiped my feet on the mat.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat: Why must you- why do you sit there like that?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know it is damp and the sidewalks are runny.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But what I can't see-
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fish: Now you listen here cat-
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat: -is why you'd sit there like that.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat: I know some good games we could play.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fish: Listen cat-
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat: I know some great tricks!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fish: Listen cat in the hat-
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat: I know that your mother won't mind if I do and I'm simply itching to show them you...and to you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fish: Out of this house. I'm warning you. Get-
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat: Who's that? I believe we haven't yet met.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fish: The name is Krinklebine. Carlos K. Krinklebine.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat: Ooh.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fish: Now please go away. Tell that top-hatted cat he should not be about.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He should not be here when your mother is out.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat: My dear Mr. Krinklebine, my tricks are quite safe.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I invite you to join in the fun if you wish. A game that I call "Up up up with a fish".
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fish: Put me down. P-P-Put me down you fool cat!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Outrageous. Now let me repeat, and I don't like to shout, but he should not be here when your mother is out!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat: It's up to you kids. Whatever you say. If you think me untrustworthy, send me away.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Girl: Well, he is getting the house sort of messy and dirty.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And mother-
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boy: Yeah mother, back home at 3:30.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat: Hmm. A vote of no confidence.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I most humbly bow to voice of the majority.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Goodbye now. Off to Siberia.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ha!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Somebody stole my moss covered three handled family gradunza.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody's gonna leave this room until I find it!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boy: Pardon me sir, you lost a moss covered what?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat: Three handled family gradunza.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fish: Hmph.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat: So, that's your attitude, hey Krinklestein? Did you steal it?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a gradunza snitcher in the house.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Things'll never be the same. [Singing] How dear to my heart was that beautiful gredunza.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That my old feline father bequeath-ed to me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That old family gredunza. The old three handled family gredunza.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The ol' moss covered three handled family gredunzaaaaaaa!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That hung on the family tree.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been burgled, flurtled, by a fish.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boy: Aww, give it back to him Mr. Krinklebine.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Girl: Come on now, don't be mean.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fish: But I didn't steal his what-sis.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm clean!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat: Flurtled a fish.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Singing] I'll never see my darling
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,moss covered
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,three handled
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,family gredunza
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,anymore.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fish: By the way cat, just what is a family gredunza?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat: Oh they come in all styles, from triple-G to minus Ot.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boy: Is it bigger than a-
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat: Occasionally, but on most occasions not.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Girl: Is it smaller than a-
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat: They no longer make that kind.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But one family gredunza is always smaller than another.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Singing] Should all family gredunzas be forgot and never brought to my-
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[talking] -now if I were a fish, where would I hide a moss covered three handled family gredunza?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boy: Whatever it is, it isn't here.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Girl: And whatever it is it isn't here!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat: Wherever it is, it is left in some lurch.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wherever it is we must speed up the search.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fish: I'll tell you this, it's not in the Unabridged dictionary.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But let's find this thing and get rid of that cat!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat: There are more [clears throat] scientific methods of searching than that.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fish: And just what kind of science does the cat recommend?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat: Why the principle of calculatus eliminatus my friend.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fish: Calculatus what?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Calculatus...eliminatus.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I went to Cat-tech where I studied the same.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What other cats you know could make such a claim?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very well Dr. Calculatus.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Find it and eliminatus yourself!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I shall indeed.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Singing] When you've mislaid a certain something keep your cool and don't get hot.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Calculatus eliminatus is the best friend that you've got.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Calculatus eliminatus always helps an awful lot.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A way to find a missing something is to find out where it's not.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It isn't here, I'll mark this 'X'.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It isn't there, I'll mark that 'Y'.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It isn't underneath the apple, mark the apple 'HKI'.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It isn't in this keyhole.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it isn't on my knee.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat: Hmm.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mark the keyhole 'K-300', mark the knee '5-7-B'.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We just jot down all the places where it isn't and gee-whiz!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very shortly we will locate where the missing object is.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It isn't here.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat: 8-42-J.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It isn't there.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat: F-6-O-7.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can mark the piano 22000 -decimal point- 11.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It isn't in the icebox.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat: That's strange.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not on this TV.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat: Hrmm.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Icebox O-24 and a half. TV 1 million and 3.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you've mislaid a certain something keep your cool don't go to pot.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All: Calculatus eliminatus is the best friend that've got. Calculatus eliminatus always helps an awful lot.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat: The way to find a missing a something is to find-
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All: -out-
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-where-
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-it's-
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not.