WEBVTT 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [Universal Theme] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [Rain drops falling with musical notes] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The Cat in the Hat presents 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Dr. Seuss "The Cat in the Hat" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [Music playing] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Narrator: The sun did not shine, it was too wet to play. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Just sit in the house all that cold, cold, wet day. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mom: Goodbye kids, I'm leaving now. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Have fun! I'll be back at -uh- 3:30 sharp. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Narrator: Sit by the window, just sit there and stew and wish there were something... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [narrator yawns], something to do. Too gooey and dunky outdoors to play ball. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [inaudible] nothing at all. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Singers: [singing] Fun, fun, how can you have fun? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Just sitting doing nothing when there's nothing to be done. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing absolutely nothing, nothing. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Positively, absolutely, absotively, posolutely, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing to be done. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Narrator: Nothing to do but sit, sit, sit. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Just sit in the the house. Just sit there and grubble, and...all of a sudden... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Something went...BUMP! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Girl: Look! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Boy: A cat! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Girl: In a hat! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cat: You will note, I am neat, wiped my feet on the mat. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cat: Why must you- why do you sit there like that? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I know it is damp and the sidewalks are runny. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But what I can't see- 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Fish: Now you listen here cat- 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cat: -is why you'd sit there like that. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cat: I know some good games we could play. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Fish: Listen cat- 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cat: I know some great tricks! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Fish: Listen cat in the hat- 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cat: I know that your mother won't mind if I do and I'm simply itching to show them you...and to you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Fish: Out of this house. I'm warning you. Get- 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cat: Who's that? I believe we haven't yet met. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Fish: The name is Krinklebine. Carlos K. Krinklebine. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cat: Ooh. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Fish: Now please go away. Tell that top-hatted cat he should not be about. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He should not be here when your mother is out. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cat: My dear Mr. Krinklebine, my tricks are quite safe. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I invite you to join in the fun if you wish. A game that I call "Up up up with a fish". 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Fish: Put me down. P-P-Put me down you fool cat! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Outrageous. Now let me repeat, and I don't like to shout, but he should not be here when your mother is out! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cat: It's up to you kids. Whatever you say. If you think me untrustworthy, send me away. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Girl: Well, he is getting the house sort of messy and dirty. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And mother- 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Boy: Yeah mother, back home at 3:30. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cat: Hmm. A vote of no confidence. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I most humbly bow to voice of the majority. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Goodbye now. Off to Siberia. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ha! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Somebody stole my moss covered three handled family gradunza. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Nobody's gonna leave this room until I find it! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Boy: Pardon me sir, you lost a moss covered what? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cat: Three handled family gradunza. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Fish: Hmph. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cat: So, that's your attitude, hey Krinklestein? Did you steal it? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 There's a gradunza snitcher in the house. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Things'll never be the same. [Singing] How dear to my heart was that beautiful gredunza. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That my old feline father bequeath-ed to me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That old family gredunza. The old three handled family gredunza. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The ol' moss covered three handled family gredunzaaaaaaa! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That hung on the family tree. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I've been burgled, flurtled, by a fish. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Boy: Aww, give it back to him Mr. Krinklebine. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Girl: Come on now, don't be mean. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Fish: But I didn't steal his what-sis. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm clean! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cat: Flurtled a fish. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [Singing] I'll never see my darling 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 moss covered 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 three handled 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 family gredunza 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 anymore. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Fish: By the way cat, just what is a family gredunza? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cat: Oh they come in all styles, from triple-G to minus Ot. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Boy: Is it bigger than a- 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cat: Occasionally, but on most occasions not. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Girl: Is it smaller than a- 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cat: They no longer make that kind. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But one family gredunza is always smaller than another. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [Singing] Should all family gredunzas be forgot and never brought to my- 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [talking] -now if I were a fish, where would I hide a moss covered three handled family gredunza? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Boy: Whatever it is, it isn't here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Girl: And whatever it is it isn't here! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cat: Wherever it is, it is left in some lurch. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Wherever it is we must speed up the search. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Fish: I'll tell you this, it's not in the Unabridged dictionary. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But let's find this thing and get rid of that cat! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cat: There are more [clears throat] scientific methods of searching than that. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Fish: And just what kind of science does the cat recommend? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cat: Why the principle of calculatus eliminatus my friend. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Fish: Calculatus what? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Calculatus...eliminatus. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I went to Cat-tech where I studied the same. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What other cats you know could make such a claim? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Very well Dr. Calculatus. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Find it and eliminatus yourself! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I shall indeed. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [Singing] When you've mislaid a certain something keep your cool and don't get hot. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Calculatus eliminatus is the best friend that you've got. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Calculatus eliminatus always helps an awful lot. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 A way to find a missing something is to find out where it's not. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It isn't here, I'll mark this 'X'. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It isn't there, I'll mark that 'Y'. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It isn't underneath the apple, mark the apple 'HKI'. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It isn't in this keyhole. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And it isn't on my knee. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cat: Hmm. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mark the keyhole 'K-300', mark the knee '5-7-B'. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We just jot down all the places where it isn't and gee-whiz! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Very shortly we will locate where the missing object is. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It isn't here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cat: 8-42-J. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It isn't there. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cat: F-6-O-7. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You can mark the piano 22000 -decimal point- 11. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It isn't in the icebox. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cat: That's strange. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It's not on this TV. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cat: Hrmm. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Icebox O-24 and a half. TV 1 million and 3. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 When you've mislaid a certain something keep your cool don't go to pot. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 All: Calculatus eliminatus is the best friend that've got. Calculatus eliminatus always helps an awful lot. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cat: The way to find a missing a something is to find- 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 All: -out- 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 -where- 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 -it's- 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 not.