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The Cat in the Hat presents

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Dr. Seuss "The Cat in the Hat"

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The sun did not shine, it was too wet to play.

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Just sit in the house all that cold, cold, wet day.

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Goodbye kids, I'm leaving now.

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Have fun! I'll be back at -uh- 3:30 sharp.

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Sit by the window, just sit there and stew and wish there were something...

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something to do. Too gooey and dunky outdoors to play ball.

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nothing at all.

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Fun, fun, how can you have fun?

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Just sitting doing nothing when there's nothing to be done.

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Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing absolutely nothing, nothing.

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Positively, absolutely, absotively, posolutely, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing to be done.

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Nothing to do but sit, sit, sit.

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Just sit in the the house. Just sit there and grubble, and...all of a sudden...

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Something went...

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BUMP!

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Look!

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A cat!

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In a hat!

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You will note, I am neat, wiped my feet on the mat.

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Why must you- why do you sit there like that?

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I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny

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I know it is damp and the sidewalks are runny.

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But what I can't see-

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Now you listen here cat-

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-is why you'd sit there like that.

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I know some good games we could play.

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Listen cat-

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I know some great tricks!

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Listen cat in the hat-

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I know that your mother won't mind if I do and I'm simply itching to show them you...and to you.

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Out of this house. I'm warning you. Get-

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Who's that? I believe we haven't yet met.

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The name is Krinklebine. Carlos K. Krinklebine.

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Ooh.

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Now please go away. Tell that top-hatted cat he should not be about.

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He should not be here when your mother is out.

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My dear Mr. Krinklebine, my tricks are quite safe.

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I invite you to join in the fun if you wish. A game that I call "Up! Up! Up! with a fish".

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Fish: Put me down. P-P-Put me down you fool cat!

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Outrageous. Now let me repeat, and I don't like to shout, but he should not be here when your mother is out!

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It's up to you kids. Whatever you say. If you think me untrustworthy, send me away.

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Well, he is getting the house sort of messy and dirty.

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And mother-

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Yeah mother, back home at 3:30.

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Hmm. A vote of no confidence.

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I most humbly bow to voice of the majority.

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Goodbye now. Off to Siberia.

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Ha!

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Somebody stole my moss covered three handled family gradunza.

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Nobody's gonna leave this room until I find it!

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Pardon me sir, you lost a moss covered what?

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Three handled family gradunza.

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Fish: Hmph.

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So, that's your attitude, hey Krinklestein? Did you steal it?

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There's a gradunza snatcher in the house.

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Things'll never be the same. [Singing] How dear to my heart was that beautiful gredunza.

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That my old feline father bequeath-ed to me.

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That old family gredunza. The old three handled family gredunza.

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The ol' moss covered three handled family gredunzaaaaaaa!

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That hung on the family tree.

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I've been burgled, flurtled, by a fish.

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Aww, give it back to him Mr. Krinklebine.

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Come on now, don't be mean.

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But I didn't steal his what-sis.

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I'm guiltless. I'm clean!

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Flurtled by a fish.

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I'll never see my darling

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moss covered

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three handled

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family gredunza

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anymore.

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By the way cat, just what is a family gredunza?

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Oh they come in all styles, from triple-G to minus-aught.

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Is it bigger than a-

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Cat: Occasionally, but on most occasions not.

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Is it smaller than a-

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They no longer make that kind.

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But one family gredunza is always smaller than another.

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Should all family gredunzas be forgot and never brought to my-

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-now if I were a fish, where would I hide a moss covered three handled family gredunza?

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Boy: Whatever it is, it isn't here.

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And whatever it is it isn't here!

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Wherever it is, it is left in some lurch.

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Wherever it is we must speed up the search.

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I'll tell you this, it's not in the Unabridged dictionary.

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But let's find that thing and get rid of that cat!

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There are more [clears throat] scientific methods of searching than that.

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And just what kind of science does the cat recommend?

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Why the principle of calculatus eliminatus my friend.

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Calculatus what?

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Calculatus...eliminatus.

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I went to Cat-tech where I studied the same.

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What other cats you know could make such a claim?

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Very well Dr. Calculatus.

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Find it and eliminatus yourself!

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I shall indeed.

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When you've mislaid a certain something keep your cool and don't get hot.

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Calculatus eliminatus is the best friend that you've got.

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Calculatus eliminatus always helps an awful lot.

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A way to find a missing something is to find out where it's not.

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It isn't here, I'll mark this 'X'.

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It isn't there, I'll mark that 'Y'.

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It isn't underneath the apple, mark the apple 'HKI'.

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It isn't in this keyhole.

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No?

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And it isn't on my knee.

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Cat: Hmm.

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Mark the keyhole 'K-300', mark the knee '5-7-B'.

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We just jot down all the places where it isn't and gee-whiz!

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Very shortly we will locate where the missing object is.

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It isn't here.

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8-42-J.

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It isn't there.

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F-6-O-7.

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You can mark the piano 22000 -decimal point- 11.

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It isn't in the icebox.

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That's strange.

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It's not on this TV.

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Hrmm.

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Icebox O-24 and a half. TV 1 million and 3.

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When you've mislaid a certain something keep your cool don't get too hot.

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Calculatus eliminatus is the best friend that've got. Calculatus eliminatus always helps an awful lot.

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The way to find a missing a something is to find-

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-out-

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-where-

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-it's-

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not.

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Look at this house.

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Look at this.

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Look at that!

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This uncouth, barbaric, pompestuous lout!

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He should not be here when their mother is out.

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Very well.

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I'm a punk.

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A cretunkulous shnunk.

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Nobody loves me.

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Not one tiny hunk.

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I agree.

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I'm a grifulous grofulous grue.

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I'm a shmoozler!

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A smankler!

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And a poopoobler too!

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I'm a horrendous object...which nobody loves.

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I'm untouchable...unless you wear...antiseptical gloves!

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So what? I'm a punk.

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A cretunkluous shnunk.

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Nobody loves me...

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Not one tiny hunk.

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I'm a punk.

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Cretunklous shnunk. Shetunklous cat. Incratulous- out! Out! Out! Out!

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Krinklefish old fellow, your little fish nerves are so jumpy wumpy.

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Fishenstein you poor fellow.

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Your little heart's going bumpy wumpy.

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Fish, poor old fellow, I know exactly what you need.

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You need a small tranquilizer.

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You do, you do indeed.

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Poor troubled crinkled fish friend.

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Just relax.

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Close your eyes.

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Your good old Uncle Cat will now proceed to tranquilize.

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Beautiful kitten fish.

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Sleep baby sleep.

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Your eyelids are droopy. Bloop bloop bloop bleep bleep.

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The Sandman on tiptoes comes creep, creep, creep.

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Hush your mouth. Shush your mouth.

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Sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep.

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Safe in your beddy-bye, sweet dreams to you.

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With your teddybear steady by blue blue blue.

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Beautiful kitten fish, sleep baby sleep.

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Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bleep...bleep...bleep...bleep.

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You sure relaxed Mr. K.

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He needed sweet sleep in his bad addled brains.

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But problem of finding my mossed covered family gredunza remains.

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Hmm. I need help.

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I most truly fully do.

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In this box are my helpmates: Thing 1 and Thing 2.

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From this box will emerge Thing 2 and Thing 1 and they can find anything under the sun.

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It can be done.

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It can be done.

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They can do anything, anything, anything under the sun.

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If you nerves are getting nervous.

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And your house is topsy turvus.

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They are always at your service.

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Thing 2 and Thing 1.

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Fish, fish there's always one some long-faced sour-belly son of a gun.

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There's always some fish, some sour-bellied fish who's only one wish is to flatten the fun.

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Doesn't like fun. Doesn't like fun.

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Good clean wholesome innocent fun.

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[Talking] FBI? F-FBI?

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Listen-listen.

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I am a fish residing at 2322 Magnolia Boulevard and I want to report a cat in the hat.

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FBI. F-FBI!

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Somebody please answer.

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Where is everybody?

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Sorry, that line is temporarily out of order.

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There's always some fish who doesn't like fun.

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Good clean wholesome innocent fun.

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They can find anything anything under the sun.

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This reactionary fish faced louse.

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Doesn't like flying kites in the house.

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They can find anything anything under the sun.

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Of all the bigoted, bigoted bores,

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captured fish oughta fly outdoors.

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Cat: Thing 1 and Thing 2.

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Thing 2 and Thing 1.

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They can find anything anything anything under the sun.

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Hello.

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Thank you.

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22-37-23-10-67-21-14-8 Hike!

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There's always some fish some crotchety one.

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There's always some fish some blotchety one.

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There's always some fish some sour-bellied fish.

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There's always some fish some fish!

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If your nerves are getting nervous.

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And your house is topsy turvus.

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They will both be at your service.

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On the run.

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They'll find my long lost moss covered three handled family gredunza.

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Thing 2 and Thing 1.

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Out! Out! Out of this house!

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Out?

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Out?

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Why, every house should have a cat in it.

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Curled up by the fireplace little warm-

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Out!

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And take those Things with you! Out!

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Take the Things?

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Who's ever heard of a house without Things in it?

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They're not things they're...they're...and you're not a cat!

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Whoever heard of a six foot cat?

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But I am a cat.

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Technically I'm a cat in a hat.

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You're-You're not a cat in a hat.

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That's not a hat!

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You're not a cat!

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You're a-

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I am indeed a cat.

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And this...indeed...is a hat.

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In English: cat, hat.

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French: chat, chapeau.

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It really is quite obvious don't you know.

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In English: cat, hat.

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In French: chat, chapeau.

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Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, here we go!

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I repeat: cat, hat.

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In French: chat, chapeau.

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In Spanish: el gato in a sombrero.

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Together: He's a cat in a hat.

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He's a chat in a chapeau.

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He also is a gato in a sombrero.

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Ole! Ole! Ole ole O!

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Where were we?

256
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Oh yes!

257
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Cat, hat.

258
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In French: chat, chapeau.

259
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In Spanish: el gato in a sombrero.

260
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And I'll tell you something more.

261
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Now you listen to me good.

262
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In German I'm a katze und dies ist mein hut.

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Ist das nicht ein katze hut?

264
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Together: Ya, das ist ein katze hut! Katze hut! Katze hut! Ya, das ist ein katze hut!

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Now, if you're in a receptive state of mind, I'll recapitulate.

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Cat, hat.

267
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In French: chat, chapeau.

268
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In Spanish: el gato in a sombrero.

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In German I'm a katze in a hut and don't you know.

270
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I'm a gwunka in a bunka-kwunk...in Eskimo.

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You're a gwunka in a bunka-kwunk in Eskimo?

272
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Right!

273
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He's a gwunka in a bunka-kwunk in Eskimo.

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Ist das nicht ein bunka-kwunk? Ya, das ist ein bunka-kwunk.

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Gwunka-bunka. Gwunka-bunka. Yes indeedy, that is so. He's a gwunka in a bunka-kwunk in Eskimo.

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Now to be certain that I have this straight, I'll re-recapitulate.

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Cat, hat. In French: chat, chapeau.

278
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In Spanish you're el gato in a sombrero.

279
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Hmm!

280
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In German, you're a katze in a hut, I also know.

281
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Perfect.

282
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You're a gwunka in a bunka-kwunk in Eskimo.


283
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Why George I think he's a got it!

284
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Now, would you will allow me, sir, don't think, I'm pushin'. I think I can tell you what you are in-in-in Russian.

285
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Shapka, shylapah. You're a shapka in a shylapa. Hey!

286
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I am?

287
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Why that's splendid!

288
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I'm a shapka in a shylapa, I'm a shapka in a shylapa, I'm a shapka in a shylapa, I'm a shapka in a shylapa.

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I'm a shapka in a shylapa, I'm a shapka in a shylapa, I'm a shapka in a shylapa, I'm a shapka in a shylapa.

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291
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That's enough of that. I'm a cat in the hat.

292
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He's a cat of many countries, he's a cat of many hats.

293
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He's a guffy in a buzby. He's snaka in a snatz.

294
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And in Scotland up in Scotland.

295
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In bonnie Scotland.

296
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In bonnie Scotland I'm a- [toot]

297
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In a [toot toot toot]. In bonnie Scotland he's a [toot] in a [toot toot toot].

298
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In Switzerland in Switzerland

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in Switzer-witzer-witzer I'm a yodel yodel yodel in a yodel ey-ee hoo. He's a yodel yodel yodel in a yodel ey-ee hoo.

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And what am I in dear old Ireland?

301
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Why you're a cate in a kinfert.

302
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And in Holland?

303
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You're a, let me see, oh you're a kat in a hoe.

304
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Glory be!

305
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He's a cat of many countries he's a cat of many hats.

306
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Many many many foreign countries and an awful lot of hats.

307
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In Boogoo-boogoo he's just darlin' he's a scoogoo in a swarling!

308
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He's a bonka in a best, He's a wonka in a west.

309
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Out in Fira Foda-Foda I'm a perk in a pagota.

310
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I'm a Futz in a fedora.

311
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How are things in Glocamora?

312
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What a cat! What a cat!

313
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In a hat! In a hat!

314
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Your mother.

316
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Mother?

317
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Mother?

318
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Thank you for a fascinating afternoon.

319
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What do we do now?

320
00:22:36,191 --> 00:22:38,241
She's passing Mrs. Blumberg's house.

321
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Sweep...sweep up the memories.

322
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Those old untidy memories.

323
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Broken, mixed-up memories of what we had one day.

324
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She's passing Mrs. Thompson's house.

325
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Sweep.

326
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Sweep out the nonsense.

327
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That crazy happy nonsense.

328
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This world's too old for nonsense.

329
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Sweep.

330
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Just sweep it all away.

331
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Here she is. She's coming up the driveway!

332
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Everything in a state of grace.

333
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Everything back in its proper place.

334
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No more rainbows for us to chase.

335
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No more games to play.

336
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Garage door is open. She's inside the garage.

337
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Sweep.

338
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Sweep out the laughter.

339
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There's no more time for laughter.

340
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At least not until after I come back-

341
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Now she's taking her groceries out the car.

342
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-and you know-

343
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Here she comes!

344
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-I just may.

345
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Mom: Hi kids. Hope you had fun today.

347
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Well you kids will never believe this but I could almost swear I saw a cat!

348
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A cat in a hat mind you.

349
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Going down the street with a moss covered three handled family gradunza.