Before granting you entry to Argentina
you must first answer these simple questions
In the 1980s war was waged between Argentina
and Great Britain over what?
Maradona's hand ball
Yes
Who invented the Tango
Argentina or Paraguay?
Oh, it takes two to tango
Yes
Which Argentine tradition helps its people
maintain their youthful appearance?
Plastic surgery
Yes
In terms of food...
Beef
Yes correct
In the 1940s what species was protected
from near extinction in Argentina?
Nazi war criminals
Yes
In Argentina the style of a football can be described as what?
Oh
it's messy
Yes
What minority group in Argentina
face daily struggles to survive?
The vegans
Yes
In Argentina how do you spell the word goal?
Oh it's
G, o
o
o o o o o o
o
o o o o o o o o o o o o o o
a?
o o
o o o
a a a a a a a a
a
L
Yes correct
According to the president what is the official currency
of Argentina
Oh it's Meme-coin
Yes
What area in Argentina can you find Patagonia?
The High Street
Yes
Why was Evita Peron so famous?
because of Andrew Lloyd Weber
Yes
I liked it but 'Cats' was a bit [ __ ]
Finally which inspirational Argentine
left Argentina and became the face
of a controversial world movement
Ché Guevara
Pope Francis
I will accept both answers
Welcome to Argentina
Yay great
But unfortunately this department no longer exists
Oh why do you have a chainsaw?
Afuera
Doomdah
Hello we're Foils Arms and Hog
that's right if you want to catch us in the U S of A
during St Patrick's week well we are playing Washington DC
Philadelphia,
Boston
and New York in Carnegie Hall
in case you haven't heard
and we're also going to Belfast
and Castlebar
same accent
and a Dublin as well
also Dublin
that's in [Music] mayom for me