Okay
We good?
We doing this?
Everything good?
How do I look?
[LAUGHS]
Lets do this
You know,
when the first Flex Tape video came out,
we were not expecting it to
get the reaction it got
Believe it or not,
we didn't think anybody would
watch the damn thing
We were just tryin to get
Warner Brothers, actually
to buy it off us
So we could cut our losses
I mean,
A video about TAPE?
[SCOFFS] Come on
This was 2017, remember
Nobody was interested in
tape at that time.
How little we knew.
How little we knew...
[EPIC NEWS BORADCASTER MUSIC]
NEWSCASTER [BRITISH ACCENT]:
Our top story tonight,
An online video regarding
a highly adhesive tape
sweeps the nation.
Meanwhile, millions of people
are left wondering why.
NEWSCASTER IN RED TIE:
I learned more about
sticky stuff in 10 minutes
watching this video
than I have in my entire lifetime!
NEWSCASTER IN GRAY TIE:
Now we all know that's a lie.
We understand it
{??? I don't fucking know?}
GUY IN HEADPHONES:
No, for real, check out
JonTron's video.
He did a video on Flex Tape.
[SCOFFS]
It got a couple views.
I dunno, I don't count views anyway.
[EPIC NEWS BROADCAST MUSIC]
JONTRON: And all that was before...
...the Oscar incident.
GMZ NARRATOR: Here's one
you won't soon forget:
An Oscar acceptance speech
that's sure to be nominated for an Oscar
[APPLAUSE]
FEMALE ANNOUNCER: And the Oscar goes to...
Ha- seal that up.
JonTron.
[APPLAUSE]
JONTRON: Wait, what?
You can get an Oscar for a YouTube video?
>> What is this? I don't understand
is this the same category
as like a real movie?
>> No. No, no, no. Just
Just take it back.
Still can't believe it myself sometimes.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
What's that over there?
JONTRON: That is my second year
award girl's tennis
from Newton High School.
Trophy.
JONTRON OFF SCREEN:
And after all that,
[SAD MUSIC]
I just- I, I got deep
>> into doing things.
>> Oh, man.
>> No responsible man
>> should really be doing, anyways.
Yeah, I dunno who framed that
and put it in a picture frame
in my house
but to whoever that was, [SMACKS LIPS]
>> it's a little bit tasteless, innit?
Well I'm clean, now!
Hope you're happy.
So, after months passed
and a lot of careful
planning and consideration,
I'm happy to announce: we decided.
We're making Flex Tape II, baby!
[POPS CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE]
HA HA HA Let's do this!
[CHAMPAGNE DRIPPING]
[CROWD]
JONTRON, OFF SCREEN:
Me and Sergio here?
We've been working together a long time.
But I tell ya, we both knew
this one was gonna be a challenge.
You gotta keep uping your
game in this industry.
You can't stay stagnant.
You wanna be numero uno?
You gotta be at LEAST
be higher than numero dos.
It's just math.
JONTRON: Dude, YOU'RE number one.
SERGIO: No, YOU'RE number one.
JONTRON: No, YOU'RE number one!
SERGIO: No, YOU'RE number one!
JONTRON: Dude, you are number one.
SERGIO: No, you're number one.
JONTRON: Dude, YOU are number one!
Sergio: You are number one!
JONTRON [SHOUTING]:
Motherfucker, YOU'RE NUMBER ONE!
SERGIO [SHOUTING]: No, motherfucker, YOU'RE NUMBER ONE!