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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.33,0:00:01.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.66,0:00:02.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We good?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.79,0:00:04.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We doing this?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.03,0:00:06.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everything good?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.03,0:00:07.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do I look?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.91,0:00:08.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGHS]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.82,0:00:09.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lets do this
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.17,0:00:10.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> You know,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.99,0:00:12.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> when the first Flex Tape \Nvideo came out,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.91,0:00:14.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> we were not expecting it to
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.27,0:00:15.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> get the reaction it got.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.53,0:00:16.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Believe it or not,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.40,0:00:18.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we didn't think anybody would\Nwatch the damn thing
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.50,0:00:21.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We were just tryin to get \NWarner Brothers, actually
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.74,0:00:23.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> to buy it off us.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.04,0:00:24.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> So we could cut our losses
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.86,0:00:25.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.23,0:00:27.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A video about TAPE?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.38,0:00:29.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SCOFFS] Come on
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.36,0:00:30.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was 2017, remember
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.74,0:00:32.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody was interested in \Ntape at that time.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.75,0:00:34.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How little we knew.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.25,0:00:37.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How little we knew...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.38,0:00:38.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[EPIC NEWS BORADCAST MUSIC]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.83,0:00:41.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NEWSCASTER [BRITISH ACCENT]: \NOur top story tonight,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.18,0:00:42.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,An online video regarding
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.43,0:00:44.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a highly adhesive tape
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.18,0:00:45.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sweeps the nation.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.93,0:00:49.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Meanwhile, millions of people\Nare left wondering why.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.22,0:00:51.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NEWSCASTER IN RED TIE: \NI learned more about
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.27,0:00:53.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sticky stuff in 10 minutes \Nwatching this video
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.65,0:00:56.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than I have in my entire lifetime!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.01,0:00:57.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NEWSCASTER IN GRAY TIE:\NNow we all know that's a lie.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.54,0:00:58.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We understand it \N{??? I don't fucking know?}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.53,0:00:59.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GUY IN HEADPHONES: \NNo, for real, check out
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.88,0:01:00.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JonTron's video.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.95,0:01:02.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He did a video on Flex Tape. \N[SCOFFS]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.57,0:01:03.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It got a couple views.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.65,0:01:06.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I dunno, I don't count views anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.50,0:01:09.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[EPIC NEWS BROADCAST MUSIC]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.94,0:01:13.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JONTRON: And all that was before...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.09,0:01:15.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...the Oscar incident.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.01,0:01:18.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GMZ NARRATOR: Here's one \Nyou won't soon forget:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.25,0:01:20.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,An Oscar acceptance speech
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.37,0:01:23.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's sure to be nominated for an Oscar
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.76,0:01:25.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[APPLAUSE]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.72,0:01:27.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FEMALE ANNOUNCER: And the Oscar goes to...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.92,0:01:29.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ha- seal that up.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.47,0:01:32.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JonTron.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.65,0:01:36.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[APPLAUSE]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.35,0:01:37.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JONTRON: Wait, what?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.42,0:01:39.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can get an Oscar for a YouTube video?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.38,0:01:41.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> What is this? I don't understand
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.07,0:01:43.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is this the same category \Nas like a real movie?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.56,0:01:47.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> No. No, no, no. Just
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.96,0:01:49.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just take it back.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.82,0:01:51.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Still can't believe it myself sometimes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.20,0:01:53.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FEMALE INTERVIEWER: \NWhat's that over there?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.64,0:01:56.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JONTRON: That is my second year
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.17,0:01:58.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,award girl's tennis
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.36,0:01:59.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from Newton High School.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.39,0:02:01.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trophy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.38,0:02:02.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JONTRON OFF SCREEN: \NAnd after all that,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.59,0:02:03.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SAD MUSIC]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.50,0:02:05.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just- I, I got deep
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.82,0:02:06.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> into doing things.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.00,0:02:07.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> That no man,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.75,0:02:09.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> no responsible man,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.21,0:02:11.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> should really be doing, anyways.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.62,0:02:16.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I dunno who framed that
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.48,0:02:17.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and put it in a picture frame
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.89,0:02:18.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in my house
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.79,0:02:21.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but to whoever that was, [SMACKS LIPS]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.73,0:02:23.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> it's a little bit tasteless, innit?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.28,0:02:26.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well I'm clean, now!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.75,0:02:28.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hope you're happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.88,0:02:31.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, after months passed
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.24,0:02:33.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and a lot of careful \Nplanning and consideration,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.78,0:02:37.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm happy to announce: we decided.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.17,0:02:39.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're making Flex Tape II, baby!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.46,0:02:40.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[POPS CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.61,0:02:42.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HA HA HA Let's do this!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.49,0:02:43.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[CHAMPAGNE DRIPPING]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.98,0:02:46.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[CROWD]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.62,0:02:54.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JONTRON: Me and Sergio here?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.97,0:02:56.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've been working together a long time.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.17,0:02:59.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I tell ya, we both knew
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.13,0:03:00.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this one was gonna be a challenge.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.37,0:03:02.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You gotta keep uping your \Ngame in this industry.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.71,0:03:03.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't stay stagnant.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.67,0:03:05.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You wanna be numero uno?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.20,0:03:08.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You gotta be at LEAST \Nbe higher than numero dos.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.88,0:03:10.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just math.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.04,0:03:12.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JONTRON: Dude, YOU'RE number one. \NSERGIO: No, YOU'RE number one.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.41,0:03:14.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JONTRON: No, YOU'RE number one!\NSERGIO: No, YOU'RE number one!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.06,0:03:15.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JONTRON: Dude, you are number one.\NSERGIO: No, you're number one.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.73,0:03:16.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JONTRON: Dude, YOU are number one!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.68,0:03:17.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sergio: You are number one!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.86,0:03:19.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JONTRON [SHOUTING]: \NMotherfucker, YOU'RE NUMBER ONE!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.26,0:03:20.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SERGIO [SHOUTING]: \NNo, motherfucker, YOU'RE NUMBER ONE!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.83,0:03:21.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JONTRON [SHOUTING]:\NI WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.72,0:03:22.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JONTRON [CALMLY]:\NWhat I'm trying to say is,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.78,0:03:24.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this time, we knew we \Ncouldn't do it alone
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.12,0:03:29.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Yea, sorry that's all I got]