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JONTRON: Okay

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We good?

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We doing this?

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Everything good?

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How do I look?

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[LAUGHS]

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Lets do this.

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You know,

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when the first Flex Tape [br]video came out,

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we were not expecting it to

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get the reaction it got.

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Believe it or not,

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we didn't think anybody would[br]watch the damn thing

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We were just tryin to get [br]Warner Brothers, actually

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to buy it off us

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so we could cut our losses.

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I mean,

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A video about TAPE?

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[SCOFFS] Come on

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This was 2017, remember.

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Nobody was interested in [br]tape at that time.

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How little we knew.

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How little we knew...

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[EPIC NEWS BROADCAST MUSIC]

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NEWSCASTER [BRITISH ACCENT]: [br]Our top story tonight,

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An online video regarding

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a highly adhesive tape

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sweeps the nation.

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Meanwhile, millions of people[br]are left wondering: why?

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MAN IN RED TIE: [br]I learned more about

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sticky stuff in 10 minutes [br]watching this video

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than I have in my entire lifetime!

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MAN IN GRAY TIE:[br]Now we all know that's a lie.

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[INAUDIBLE]

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MAN IN HEADPHONES: [br]No, for real, check out

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JonTron's video.

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He did a video on Flex Tape. [br][SCOFFS]

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It got a couple views.

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I dunno, I don't count views anyway.

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[EPIC NEWS BROADCAST MUSIC]

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JONTRON: And all that was before...

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...the Oscar incident.

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GMZ NARRATOR: Here's one [br]you won't soon forget:

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An Oscar acceptance speech

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that's sure to be nominated for an Oscar

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[APPLAUSE]

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FEMALE ANNOUNCER: And the Oscar goes to...

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Ha- seal that up.

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JonTron.

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[APPLAUSE]

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JONTRON: Wait, what?

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You can get an Oscar for a YouTube video?

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What is this? I don't understand

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is this the same category [br]as like a real movie?

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No. No, no, no. Just

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Just take it back.

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Still can't believe it myself sometimes.

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FEMALE INTERVIEWER: [br]What's that over there?

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JONTRON: That is my second year

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award girl's tennis

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from Newton High School.

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Trophy.

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JONTRON OFF SCREEN: [br]And after all that,

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[SAD MUSIC]

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I just- I, I got deep

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into doing things

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no man,

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no responsible man,

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should really be doing, anyways.

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Yeah, I dunno who framed that

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and put it in a picture frame

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in my house

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but to whoever that was, [SMACKS LIPS]

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it's a little bit tasteless, innit?

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Well I'm clean, now!

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Hope you're happy.

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So, after months passed

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and a lot of careful [br]planning and consideration,

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I'm happy to announce: we decided.

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We're making Flex Tape II, baby!

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[POPS CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE]

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HA HA HA Let's do this!

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[CHAMPAGNE DRIPPING]

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[CROWD]

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JONTRON: Me and Sergio here?

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We've been working [br]together a long time.

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But I tell ya, we both knew

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this one was [br]gonna be a challenge.

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You gotta keep uping your [br]game in this industry.

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You can't stay stagnant.

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You wanna be numero uno?

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You gotta be at LEAST [br]be higher than numero dos.

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It's just math.

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JONTRON: Dude, YOU'RE number one. [br]SERGIO: No, YOU'RE number one.

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JONTRON: No, YOU'RE number one![br]SERGIO: No, YOU'RE number one!

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JONTRON: Dude, you are number one.[br]SERGIO: No, you're number one.

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JONTRON: Dude, YOU are number one!

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Sergio: You are number one!

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JONTRON [SHOUTING]: [br]Motherfucker, YOU'RE NUMBER ONE!

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SERGIO [SHOUTING]: [br]No, motherfucker, YOU'RE NUMBER ONE!

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JONTRON [SHOUTING]:[br]I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!

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JONTRON [CALMLY]:[br]What I'm trying to say is,

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this time, we knew we [br]couldn't do it alone

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