From the people who brought you
rental dad..
...an exciting new development
in parental technology.
Do you find yourself working long hours
with no sustenance?
Hire-a-mum provides regular support
when you need it most.
Oh, thank you!
No matter what your needs,
Hire-a-mum has you covered.
We have the Chef Mum,
with 25 years restaurant experience...
...who can whip you up healthy,
nutritious meals...
...for only 50 dollars a serving.
We also have the Tradie Mum,
who can fix anything and everything...
...including the kitchen sink.
More reliable than a plumber or builder...
Tradie Mum comes at an
absolute bargain...
...only 75 dollars an hour.
We have the Tutor Mum, with PhDs in
mathematics, business, and psychology...
Able to help you with
your university assignments...
...for the low, low price of
$100 per hour, per subject.
Our scientists have been working
day and night...
..to bring you patented
temperature control technology.
Bye Mum!
Just wait!
On now!
All of our mums are standing by,
waiting to be dispatched...
...as soon as you call.
For a limited time only,
and at no extra cost...
Our mums come equipped with
morale boosting capabilities...
And...I can't even believe
that he broke up with me!
You know?
I know.
So next time you're hungry...
...cold...
...or just need some love...
Why not hire a mum?