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<i>From the people who brought you 
rental dad..</i>

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<i>...an exciting new development 
in parental technology.</i>

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<i>Do you find yourself working long hours
with no sustenance?</i>

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<i>Hire-a-mum provides regular support
when you need it most.</i>

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Oh, thank you!

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<i>No matter what your needs,
Hire-a-mum has you covered. </i>

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<i>We have the Chef Mum, with 25 years
 restaurant experience...</i>

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...who can whip you up healthy, 
nutritious meals...

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<i>...for only $50 a serving.</i>

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<i>We also have the Tradie Mum,
who can fix anything and everything...</i>

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<i>...including the kitchen sink.</i>

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<i>More reliable than a plumber or builder...</i>

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<i>Tradie Mum comes at an 
absolute bargain...</i>

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<i>...only $75 an hour.</i>

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<i>We have the Tutor Mum, with PhDs in 
mathematics, business, and psychology...</i>

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<i>Able to help you with 
your university assignments...</i>

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<i>...for the low, low price of
 $100 per hour, per subject.</i>

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<i>Our scientists have been working
day and night...</i>

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<i>..to bring you patented
temperature control technology.</i>

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Bye Mum!

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Just wait!

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On now!

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<i>All of our mums are standing by,
waiting to be dispatched...</i>

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<i>...as soon as you call.</i>

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<i>For a limited time only,
and at no extra cost...</i>

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<i>Our mums come equipped with
morale boosting capabilities...</i>

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And...I can't even believe 
that he broke up with me!

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You know?

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I know.

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<i>So next time you're hungry...</i>

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<i>...cold...</i>

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<i>...or just need some love...</i>

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<i>Why not hire a mum?</i>