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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.64,0:00:03.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}From the people who brought you \Nrental dad..{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.08,0:00:07.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}...an exciting new development \Nin parental technology.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.60,0:00:13.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Do you find yourself working long hours\Nwith no sustenance?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.23,0:00:18.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Hire-a-mum provides regular support\Nwhen you need it most.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.26,0:00:23.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.42,0:00:36.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}No matter what your needs,\NHire-a-mum has you covered. {\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.91,0:00:40.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}We have the Chef Mum, with 25 years\N restaurant experience...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.56,0:00:43.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...who can whip you up healthy, \Nnutritious meals...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.58,0:00:45.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}...for only $50 a serving.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.35,0:00:50.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}We also have the Tradie Mum,\Nwho can fix anything and everything...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}...including the kitchen sink.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}More reliable than a plumber or builder...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Tradie Mum comes at an \Nabsolute bargain...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}...only $75 an hour.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}We have the Tutor Mum, with PhDs in \Nmathematics, business, and psychology...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Able to help you with \Nyour university assignments...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}...for the low, low price of\N $100 per hour, per subject.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Our scientists have been working\Nday and night...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}..to bring you patented\Ntemperature control technology.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye Mum!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just wait!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On now!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}All of our mums are standing by,\Nwaiting to be dispatched...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}...as soon as you call.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}For a limited time only,\Nand at no extra cost...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Our mums come equipped with\Nmorale boosting capabilities...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And...I can't even believe \Nthat he broke up with me!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}So next time you're hungry...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}...cold...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}...or just need some love...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Why not hire a mum?{\i0}