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<i>Frustrated sounds, Bob banging on window</i>

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Bob (anxiously): I can't break it!

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Louise: This is all my fault.

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(silence)

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... well don't everybody speak at once!

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Linda (worriedly): No! Honey!

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it's not your fault ...that much.

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Louise: It IS though.

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I wanted to track down the killer

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and save the restaurant

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and prove... (Louise inhales)

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...prove I wasn't a baby!

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God! NOW you come on!

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Linda (short of breath): Oh, my baby.

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... I mean...sorry.

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Louise (sadly): Stupid Chloe Barbash was right.

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(word's coming out in a rush) I am a baby.

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I was too scared to go in the hole,

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I was too scared to go in the secret nipple door,

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Tina had to do it for me.

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<i>Emotional music plays</i>

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Louise (haltingly): And I wear these frickin' ears

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(Louise inhales)

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<i>emotional music swells</i>

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I mean... if you're brave,

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you don't have to prove you're brave.

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You just ARE brave.

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Bob (surprised): What?

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Louise, you're brave.

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You're one of the bravest people I know.

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Louise (short of breath): It's not true!

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Also (breathing heavier)

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... you don't know that many people.

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<i>Bob grunts</i>

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Louise: I've NEVER been brave.

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Come on... the ears.

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The only reason I got these

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in the first place was because I was scared!

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Bob and Linda (overlapping): What? What do you mean?

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<i>emotional music continues</i>

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Louise: You know!

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You gave them to me 'cause

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I was scared about the first day of pre school.

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Bob (concerned): That's not how it happened.

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I mean, you were nervous,

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and we had this idea to make you the hat

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(Bob breathing heavily, stammering)

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Your mother made it.

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It's sort of in honor of my mom.

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Your grandmother

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<i>light reminiscent music plays</i>

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She used to wear this brightly colored winter hat.

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(Bob inhales)

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Even in warm weather.

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It was a little weird,

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(breathing heavier) but it was kinda cute

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....I guess.

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...She always said it was 'cause she

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didn't feel like doing her hair.

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I think she just liked it.

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Linda: And I had extra material

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so... uh...rabbit ears.

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But I made 'em... after your first day day of pre school

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to celebrate, 'cause you were so brave!

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<i>emotional music swells</i>

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Louise (shocked): Really? I was?

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Bob and Linda (overlapping) Yeah!

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Bob: Do you not remember it that way?

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Louise: No.

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Bob (proudly): Yeah you didn't need 'em.

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Linda (breathing heavily): You were plenty brave.

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With no hat at all

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We... we were so proud of you.

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You slapped a kid.

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Louise: I did?

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Linda: Yeah! Probably for a good reason...

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let's say...

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Bob: You <i>remind</i> me of my mom, Louise.

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And with the hat, it's kinda like you two have met.

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I keep... forgetting that you never did.

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Gene (lightheartedly): I wore that bucket

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on my head for a while.

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Any fun stories about that?

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Bob (tiredly): No... I don't remember any.

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We... we were concerned.

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Louise (holding back tears): Well...

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thanks. For the hat, and stuff.

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Bob: Yup.

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(Bob exhales)

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Glad we could clear that up.

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Since we're dying.

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All except Bob: ugh!

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Bob (panicked): I mean...

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Since we're all hanging out. Alive!