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[ Crowd shouting ]

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>> We found a witch!

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We found a witch!

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A witch! We found a witch!

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A witch!

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>> We have found a witch.

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May we burn her?

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[ Crowd shouting ]

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>> How do you know she is a witch?

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>> She looks like one!

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>> Send her forward.

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>> I'm not a witch.

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I'm not a witch.

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>> But you are dressed as one.

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>> They dressed me up like this.

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And this isn't my nose.

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It's a false one.

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>> Well?

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>> Well, we did do the nose.

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>> The nose?

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>> And the hat.

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But she is a witch.

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>> We burn her!

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>> Did you dress her up like this?

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>> No.

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>> No.

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>> No.

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>> No.

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>> No.

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>> Yes.

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>> Yes.

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>> Yes.

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>> Yeah, a bit.

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A bit.

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>> A bit. A bit.

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>> She has got a wart.

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>> What makes you think she is a witch?

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>> Well, she turned me into a newt.

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>> A newt?

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>> I got better.

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>> Burn her anyway!

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>> Burn her!

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>> Burn!

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>> Burn her!

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>> Burn her!

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>> Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet.

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There are ways of telling[br]whether she is a witch.

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>> Are there?

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Well, then tell us!

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Tell us!

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>> Do they hurt?

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>> Tell me, what do you do with witches?

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>> Burn them!

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>> Burn!

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>> And what do you burn apart from witches?

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>> More witches!

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>> Wood!

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>> So why do witches burn?

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>> Because they're made of wood.

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>> Good!

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>> Oh, yeah.

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>> So how do we tell whether[br]she is made of wood?

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>> Build a bridge out of her.

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>> Ah, but can you not also[br]make bridges out of stone?

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>> Oh, yeah.

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>> Oh, yeah, true.

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>> Does wood sink in water?

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>> No, no.

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>> No, it floats.

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It floats!

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>> Throw her into the pond!

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>> What also floats in water?

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>> Bread! Apples!

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>> Very small rocks.

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>> Cider! Grape gravy!

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>> Cherries!

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>> Mud!

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>> Churches!

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Churches!

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>> Lead, lead!

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>> A duck!

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[ Crowd gasping ]

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>> Exactly.

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So, logically --

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>> If she weighs the same as[br]a duck, she's made of wood.

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>> And therefore --

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>> A witch!

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>> A witch!

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>> A witch!

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[ Crowd shouting ]

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>> Well done.

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Very good.

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We shall use my largest scales.

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[ Crowd shouting ]

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>> Come on, witch!

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[ Crowd shouting ]

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>> Right. Remove the supports!

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>> A witch!

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>> A witch!

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>> It's a fair cop.

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>> Burn her!

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>> Burn her!