1 00:00:00,026 --> 00:00:02,026 [ Crowd shouting ] 2 00:00:02,046 --> 00:00:04,136 >> We found a witch! 3 00:00:04,136 --> 00:00:06,876 We found a witch! 4 00:00:06,876 --> 00:00:08,656 A witch! We found a witch! 5 00:00:08,656 --> 00:00:08,976 A witch! 6 00:00:09,046 --> 00:00:10,836 >> We have found a witch. 7 00:00:10,836 --> 00:00:11,806 May we burn her? 8 00:00:12,516 --> 00:00:14,546 [ Crowd shouting ] 9 00:00:15,046 --> 00:00:18,376 >> How do you know she is a witch? 10 00:00:19,906 --> 00:00:22,106 >> She looks like one! 11 00:00:22,386 --> 00:00:23,226 >> Send her forward. 12 00:00:23,336 --> 00:00:24,476 >> I'm not a witch. 13 00:00:24,476 --> 00:00:24,876 I'm not a witch. 14 00:00:24,876 --> 00:00:26,736 >> But you are dressed as one. 15 00:00:26,736 --> 00:00:27,876 >> They dressed me up like this. 16 00:00:27,876 --> 00:00:30,526 And this isn't my nose. 17 00:00:30,526 --> 00:00:31,846 It's a false one. 18 00:00:35,416 --> 00:00:35,896 >> Well? 19 00:00:36,606 --> 00:00:37,386 >> Well, we did do the nose. 20 00:00:37,386 --> 00:00:37,766 >> The nose? 21 00:00:38,196 --> 00:00:39,856 >> And the hat. 22 00:00:40,376 --> 00:00:41,366 But she is a witch. 23 00:00:41,366 --> 00:00:44,996 >> We burn her! 24 00:00:44,996 --> 00:00:46,726 >> Did you dress her up like this? 25 00:00:47,066 --> 00:00:47,166 >> No. 26 00:00:47,166 --> 00:00:47,256 >> No. 27 00:00:47,456 --> 00:00:47,546 >> No. 28 00:00:47,546 --> 00:00:47,686 >> No. 29 00:00:47,686 --> 00:00:47,776 >> No. 30 00:00:48,846 --> 00:00:49,206 >> Yes. 31 00:00:49,316 --> 00:00:49,646 >> Yes. 32 00:00:49,646 --> 00:00:49,766 >> Yes. 33 00:00:50,086 --> 00:00:50,706 >> Yeah, a bit. 34 00:00:50,706 --> 00:00:51,086 A bit. 35 00:00:51,086 --> 00:00:51,676 >> A bit. A bit. 36 00:00:51,676 --> 00:00:52,706 >> She has got a wart. 37 00:00:53,996 --> 00:00:56,036 >> What makes you think she is a witch? 38 00:00:56,176 --> 00:00:59,756 >> Well, she turned me into a newt. 39 00:00:59,806 --> 00:01:00,546 >> A newt? 40 00:01:04,096 --> 00:01:04,976 >> I got better. 41 00:01:05,826 --> 00:01:06,636 >> Burn her anyway! 42 00:01:07,666 --> 00:01:07,876 >> Burn her! 43 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:09,326 >> Burn! 44 00:01:10,076 --> 00:01:10,276 >> Burn her! 45 00:01:10,526 --> 00:01:10,676 >> Burn her! 46 00:01:11,046 --> 00:01:13,216 >> Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet. 47 00:01:13,606 --> 00:01:17,226 There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. 48 00:01:17,356 --> 00:01:17,906 >> Are there? 49 00:01:17,906 --> 00:01:18,576 Well, then tell us! 50 00:01:18,576 --> 00:01:18,746 Tell us! 51 00:01:19,466 --> 00:01:20,946 >> Do they hurt? 52 00:01:21,246 --> 00:01:23,836 >> Tell me, what do you do with witches? 53 00:01:23,836 --> 00:01:24,036 >> Burn them! 54 00:01:24,036 --> 00:01:24,126 >> Burn! 55 00:01:27,126 --> 00:01:29,586 >> And what do you burn apart from witches? 56 00:01:29,586 --> 00:01:31,176 >> More witches! 57 00:01:32,216 --> 00:01:32,636 >> Wood! 58 00:01:33,236 --> 00:01:35,816 >> So why do witches burn? 59 00:01:46,546 --> 00:01:47,866 >> Because they're made of wood. 60 00:01:48,136 --> 00:01:48,966 >> Good! 61 00:01:49,076 --> 00:01:49,306 >> Oh, yeah. 62 00:01:49,306 --> 00:01:54,426 >> So how do we tell whether she is made of wood? 63 00:01:55,446 --> 00:01:56,736 >> Build a bridge out of her. 64 00:01:56,736 --> 00:02:00,116 >> Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone? 65 00:02:01,166 --> 00:02:01,786 >> Oh, yeah. 66 00:02:03,026 --> 00:02:03,746 >> Oh, yeah, true. 67 00:02:03,746 --> 00:02:05,676 >> Does wood sink in water? 68 00:02:05,776 --> 00:02:06,166 >> No, no. 69 00:02:06,166 --> 00:02:07,276 >> No, it floats. 70 00:02:07,806 --> 00:02:08,146 It floats! 71 00:02:08,296 --> 00:02:11,976 >> Throw her into the pond! 72 00:02:12,846 --> 00:02:15,256 >> What also floats in water? 73 00:02:15,566 --> 00:02:17,386 >> Bread! Apples! 74 00:02:17,526 --> 00:02:18,836 >> Very small rocks. 75 00:02:18,966 --> 00:02:20,806 >> Cider! Grape gravy! 76 00:02:20,896 --> 00:02:21,466 >> Cherries! 77 00:02:22,086 --> 00:02:22,266 >> Mud! 78 00:02:22,266 --> 00:02:22,756 >> Churches! 79 00:02:22,856 --> 00:02:23,156 Churches! 80 00:02:23,156 --> 00:02:23,926 >> Lead, lead! 81 00:02:23,926 --> 00:02:24,426 >> A duck! 82 00:02:25,131 --> 00:02:27,131 [ Crowd gasping ] 83 00:02:27,246 --> 00:02:28,406 >> Exactly. 84 00:02:29,906 --> 00:02:31,656 So, logically -- 85 00:02:32,026 --> 00:02:40,346 >> If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. 86 00:02:40,606 --> 00:02:42,016 >> And therefore -- 87 00:02:44,146 --> 00:02:44,456 >> A witch! 88 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:44,606 >> A witch! 89 00:02:44,606 --> 00:02:45,336 >> A witch! 90 00:02:47,106 --> 00:02:49,106 [ Crowd shouting ] 91 00:02:49,196 --> 00:02:49,636 >> Well done. 92 00:02:50,076 --> 00:02:50,496 Very good. 93 00:02:50,496 --> 00:02:51,976 We shall use my largest scales. 94 00:02:52,516 --> 00:03:01,816 [ Crowd shouting ] 95 00:03:02,316 --> 00:03:03,326 >> Come on, witch! 96 00:03:04,516 --> 00:03:11,126 [ Crowd shouting ] 97 00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:14,836 >> Right. Remove the supports! 98 00:03:20,106 --> 00:03:20,406 >> A witch! 99 00:03:20,406 --> 00:03:20,796 >> A witch! 100 00:03:21,606 --> 00:03:22,916 >> It's a fair cop. 101 00:03:23,046 --> 00:03:24,096 >> Burn her! 102 00:03:24,716 --> 00:03:25,356 >> Burn her!