[ Crowd shouting ] >> We found a witch! We found a witch! A witch! We found a witch! A witch! >> We have found a witch. May we burn her? [ Crowd shouting ] >> How do you know she is a witch? >> She looks like one! >> Send her forward. >> I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch. >> But you are dressed as one. >> They dressed me up like this. And this isn't my nose. It's a false one. >> Well? >> Well, we did do the nose. >> The nose? >> And the hat. But she is a witch. >> We burn her! >> Did you dress her up like this? >> No. >> No. >> No. >> No. >> No. >> Yes. >> Yes. >> Yes. >> Yeah, a bit. A bit. >> A bit. A bit. >> She has got a wart. >> What makes you think she is a witch? >> Well, she turned me into a newt. >> A newt? >> I got better. >> Burn her anyway! >> Burn her! >> Burn! >> Burn her! >> Burn her! >> Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet. There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. >> Are there? Well, then tell us! Tell us! >> Do they hurt? >> Tell me, what do you do with witches? >> Burn them! >> Burn! >> And what do you burn apart from witches? >> More witches! >> Wood! >> So why do witches burn? >> Because they're made of wood. >> Good! >> Oh, yeah. >> So how do we tell whether she is made of wood? >> Build a bridge out of her. >> Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone? >> Oh, yeah. >> Oh, yeah, true. >> Does wood sink in water? >> No, no. >> No, it floats. It floats! >> Throw her into the pond! >> What also floats in water? >> Bread! Apples! >> Very small rocks. >> Cider! Grape gravy! >> Cherries! >> Mud! >> Churches! Churches! >> Lead, lead! >> A duck! [ Crowd gasping ] >> Exactly. So, logically -- >> If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. >> And therefore -- >> A witch! >> A witch! >> A witch! [ Crowd shouting ] >> Well done. Very good. We shall use my largest scales. [ Crowd shouting ] >> Come on, witch! [ Crowd shouting ] >> Right. Remove the supports! >> A witch! >> A witch! >> It's a fair cop. >> Burn her! >> Burn her!