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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.13,0:00:03.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,James Acaster: Never baked before. \NLet alone competitively.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.01,0:00:04.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let alone on Bakeoff.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.73,0:00:07.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the worst idea anyone's ever had.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.81,0:00:12.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Paul Hollywood: The texture of your flapjack--\NJames: It is perf.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.11,0:00:14.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Paul: --on the top, it looks \Na bit wet.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.02,0:00:16.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,James: Oh yeah, that's 'cause \Nit's not baked yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.35,0:00:17.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Prue and Noel laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.52,0:00:20.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,James: Ah. I can explain this to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.16,0:00:22.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Before it goes in the oven, \Nit's often a lot soggier.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.83,0:00:24.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Paul: Right, ok.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.22,0:00:26.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,James: Is the texture ok? Good joke!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.33,0:00:29.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wanna shake my hand now or later?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.06,0:00:30.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Music)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.19,0:00:34.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,James: Up to you. You can shake it now \Nto save yourself the bother
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.69,0:00:37.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or you can shake it later on \Nand eat humble pie
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.58,0:00:38.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as well as these flapjacks.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.92,0:00:40.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sandy: Bakers, you have half an hour.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.88,0:00:44.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Music
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.57,0:00:45.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Oven clatters)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.51,0:00:47.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,James: Right, I wish I were dead \N(scoffs).
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.67,0:00:50.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not taking that out the oven.\NIt's like a soup.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.95,0:00:53.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Music)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.11,0:00:55.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,James: Come on. Be magically done.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.81,0:00:59.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The mixture is...still liquid.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.96,0:01:04.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is meant to be encouraging people\Nat home to get involved and bake
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.33,0:01:05.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for charity.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.07,0:01:07.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the worst experience of my life!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.52,0:01:10.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is so bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.20,0:01:12.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Music stops)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.97,0:01:16.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Paul: Uh, can you tell us about your\Nflapjack, please? James: Started
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.31,0:01:17.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,making it, had a breakdown,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.88,0:01:19.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bon appétit!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.06,0:01:23.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.17,0:01:26.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,James: Bit of a small bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.05,0:01:27.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Up to him.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.85,0:01:30.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Paul: The reason I cut the end bit is 'cause
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.86,0:01:34.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,actually where it's browned and caramelized
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with the butter, it's absolutely gorgeous.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Prue: So delicious. Isn't it lovely?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Paul: It is.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great flavor, not very well executed.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,James: Story of my life.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,James: I thought even if baking goes badly,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's a bit of fun. It's not.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, not disappointed--scarred.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Water splashes into the bowl)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,James: Oh, too much, that's too much.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,James: This seems absolutely absurd.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is too much frozen butter.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've go excess dough.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rylan Clark: You shouldn't have excess\Ndough, no
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,James: But, I cut it down\Nto the size it says here. I don't--
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rylan: You used the whole dough together?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,James: Yeah
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rylan: Make that 10 centimeters by 25?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,James: Well, it's too late, now, so I'll--\NI'll put the butter in.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noel: Where are the rest?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,James: Oh, let's be realistic.\N(Noel laughs)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Music)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Prue: Who is responsible for this?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, all I can say, is it does have the\Ningredients we gave you--
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,James: What more could you ask?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Prue: Quite a lot more.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noel: We would like you to make a\Nmeringue scene.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Basically, your happy place.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,James: Cowabunga! Surf's up! I'm baking\Nmy happy place, which is Wicksteed Park,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is Kettering's premier park.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Russell Tovey: Do you want some salt?\NI've got some salt.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,James: I'd love it. Thank you, Russell.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just, making my meringue taste like the ocean.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Russell scoffs and laughs)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,James: Shouldn't really go in freehand,\Nshould I?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, would someone who plays by the books\Ndo this?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Music)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,James: Wiki bear, reclining on the ocean.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm icing a raw egg. Does the name Prue\Nmean anything to you?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know I'm in danger of constantly adding\Nto perfection, you know?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Music)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,James: That is the roller coaster in \Nmeringue. It's sweet egg flavor.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Russell: Sweet egg?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,James: Ah, now, see if you can spot\Nthe secret ingredient in the water.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Prue: No, is the answer.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,James: I put a little salt on it, for a laugh!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Prue: You're right, there is a hint.\NPaul: I quite like it, actually.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Prue: It's like salted caramel. It's true.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Paul: I think it's brilliant, James.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,James: Thank you very much, Paul.\N(Applause). Thank you very much.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Paul kinda gave me a look during that \Nshowstopper that let me know:
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Obviously, we can't give it to you, but\Nyou are Star Baker.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Music)