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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.13,0:00:02.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,James Acaster: Never baked before. \NLet alone competitively.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.86,0:00:04.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let alone on Bakeoff.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.70,0:00:06.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the worst idea anyone's ever had.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.54,0:00:11.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Paul Hollywood: The texture of your flapjack--\N>> It is perf.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.14,0:00:13.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> --on the top, it looks \Na bit wet.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.27,0:00:16.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Oh yeah, that's 'cause \Nit's not baked yet.\N[Prue and Noel laugh]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.28,0:00:19.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Ah. I can explain this to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.46,0:00:22.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Before it goes in the oven, \Nit's often a lot soggier.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.68,0:00:24.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Right, ok.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.22,0:00:26.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Is the texture ok? Good joke!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.33,0:00:28.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wanna shake my hand now or later?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.38,0:00:29.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Music]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.19,0:00:34.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Up to you. You can shake it now \Nto save yourself the bother,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.69,0:00:37.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or you can shake it later on \Nand eat humble pie
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.58,0:00:38.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as well as these flapjacks.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.62,0:00:40.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sandy Toksvig: Bakers, you have half an hour.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.59,0:00:42.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Music]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.79,0:00:45.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Oven clatters]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.14,0:00:47.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Right, I wish I were dead. \N[scoffs]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.67,0:00:50.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not taking that out the oven.\NIt's like a soup.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.90,0:00:52.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Music]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.79,0:00:55.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Come on. Be magically done.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.81,0:00:58.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The mixture is...still liquid.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.69,0:01:03.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is meant to be encouraging people\Nat home to get involved and bake
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.89,0:01:05.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for charity.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.07,0:01:07.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the worst experience of my life!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.17,0:01:10.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is so bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.26,0:01:11.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Music stops]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.52,0:01:14.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Can you tell us about your\Nflapjack, please?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.63,0:01:17.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Started making it, had a breakdown...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.39,0:01:19.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bon appétit!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.11,0:01:23.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.17,0:01:26.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Bit of a small bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.05,0:01:27.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Up to him.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.55,0:01:30.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> The reason I cut the end bit is \N'cause actually, where it's browned
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.01,0:01:32.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and caramelized with the butter, \Nit's absolutely gorgeous.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.42,0:01:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> So delicious. Isn't it lovely?\N>> It is.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.00,0:01:36.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great flavor, not very well executed.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.48,0:01:37.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Story of my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.65,0:01:39.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.48,0:01:44.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> I thought even if baking goes badly
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.53,0:01:47.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's a bit of fun. It's not.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.73,0:01:50.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, not disappointed--scarred.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.13,0:01:53.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Water splashes into the bowl]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.56,0:01:55.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Oh, too much, that's too much.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.56,0:01:58.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This seems absolutely absurd.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.69,0:02:00.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is too much frozen butter.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.75,0:02:02.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I've go excess dough.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.14,0:02:03.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rylan Clark: You shouldn't have excess\Ndough, no
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.58,0:02:05.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> But, I cut it down\Nto the size it says here. I don't--
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.94,0:02:08.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> No, you use the whole dough together--\N>> Yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.19,0:02:10.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> And make that that 10 centimeters by 25.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.29,0:02:14.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Well, it's too late, now, so I'll--\NI'll put the butter in.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.10,0:02:16.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noel Fielding: Where are the rest?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.34,0:02:19.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Oh, let's be realistic.\N[Noel laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.66,0:02:21.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Music]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.19,0:02:26.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Music stops abruptly]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.14,0:02:28.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Who is responsible for this?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.11,0:02:35.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, all I can say, is it does have the\Ningredients we gave you there.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.09,0:02:37.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> What more could you ask?\N[Laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.14,0:02:38.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Quite a lot more.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.76,0:02:42.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> We would like you to make a\Nmeringue scene.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.25,0:02:43.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Basically, your happy place.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.97,0:02:48.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Cowabunga! Surf's up! I'm baking\Nmy happy place, which is Wicksteed Park,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.81,0:02:51.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is Kettering's premier theme park.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.48,0:02:52.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Russell Tovey: Do you want some salt?\NI've got some salt.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.99,0:02:54.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> I'd love it. Thank you, Russell.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.69,0:02:58.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just making my meringue taste \Nlike the ocean.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.97,0:03:01.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Russell scoffs and laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.62,0:03:03.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Shouldn't really go in freehand,\Nshould I? But--
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.98,0:03:06.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would someone who plays by the books\Ndo this?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.74,0:03:09.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Music]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.88,0:03:12.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Wiki bear, reclining on the ocean.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.42,0:03:16.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm icing a raw egg. Does the name Prue\Nmean anything to you?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.32,0:03:20.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know I'm in danger of constantly adding\Nto perfection, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.64,0:03:21.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Music]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.85,0:03:26.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> That is the roller coaster in meringue.\NIt's sweet egg flavor.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.46,0:03:28.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.50,0:03:29.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Sweet egg?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.77,0:03:33.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Now, see if you can spot\Nthe secret ingredient in the water.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.40,0:03:37.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> No, is the answer.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.80,0:03:40.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> I put a little salt on it, \Nfor a laugh!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.19,0:03:42.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.60,0:03:44.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> You're right, there is a hint.\N>> I quite like it, actually.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.33,0:03:46.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> It's like salted caramel. It's true.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.50,0:03:47.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> I think it's brilliant, James.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.86,0:03:51.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Thank you very much, Paul.\N[Applause]. Thank you very much.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.20,0:03:56.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Paul kinda gave me a look during that \Nshowstopper that let me know:
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.02,0:04:00.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Obviously, we can't give it to you, but\Nyou are Star Baker.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.24,0:04:01.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Music]