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(clicks mouse)

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(over intercom: breathy moans)

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- Oh, this!

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- Oh no! I saw this video.
- (laughing) I did too.

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(intercom: sensual moaning)
- (mom) What is going on at Target right now?

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- (woman on intercom) Yeah.

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- (over intercom: woman moans sensually)
- What?!

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- (woman on intercom) 
I want you to get really wet.

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- No, that's horrible.
(child wails)

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- (woman on intercom) Get that [bleep]--
- (child wails)

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- (woman on intercom) Get that [bleep]--
- (child wails)

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- It's the PA.

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- (woman on intercom) Get that [bleep]--
- (child wails)

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- (woman on intercom) Oh no!
- Oh no!

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- (child wails)
- The kid is crying. (laughs)

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- I'd be crying too, baby!

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- Poor kid really doesn't like porn.

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- (child sobs)
- Is this real?

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- (woman on intercom) 
Yeah, [bleep], [bleep].

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- Why is no one busting 
into the office room?

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- (woman on intercom) 
Yeah, [bleep], [bleep].

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- Mm-hm.

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- (woman on intercom) Oh, you like it?
- (child wails)

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- (intercom: sensual moaning)
- Oh my gosh.

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Somebody got fired on that day.

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- Oh my god!

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- Seriously?

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- Is that real? Oh my god!

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That's kind of awesome.

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- Can I play that again?

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Just for scientific reasons.

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- Am I getting red? Am I blushing?

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That's real?
(scandalously) Oh, Targèt!

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- (Finebros) Okay, 
so what happened in this video?

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- Someone was getting it on.

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- Mom shopping at Target with the kids

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and, over the loudspeakers, 
sexy time started.

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- Getting nice and steamy 
in the break room.

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- Maybe somebody's butt hit the button?

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- I'm assuming someone 
went up to the loudspeaker,

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which I'm surprised you can even do that,

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and was just like, 
"I'll play some porn up on there."

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- (Finebros) So when you realized 
that this was happening

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how did it make you feel?
- Oh my god, so uncomfortable.

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- Excited. Uh... curious.

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- It makes me laugh.
- Yeah.

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- I'm sorry.
- It made me happy.

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- I felt slightly impressed
because how did they pull that off?

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- Because I'm seeing it 
through a mom's phone

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with kids in front of it,
it makes you really uncomfortable.

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- Embarrassed for those kids
and everybody in there

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'cause you see 
those Target employees like...

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(stomping on floor)

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- If I was with my child 
or my nephew at the store

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I would be like sprinting to, like,
"Management! Help!

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My child's innocence!"
(Finebros laughs)

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- (Finebros) So what do you think 
about the kids in the video

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and how they reacted?
(snickering)

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- They were like, "(whimpering) 
Mommy, sex! Ew!"

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(laughs)

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- They were probably really frightened 
by the noises, you know?

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- I love that they just started crying

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because that's probably 
what I would do as well.

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- I wasn't sure if those kids were upset

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just because they heard sex noises

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or if they were upset 
just because they were at Target.

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- I assume it's because 
the little kid had something

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taken out of his hand,
but maybe...

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he heard his parents before 
and it just brings up bad memories.

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- I don't think we give kids 
the amount of credit sometimes

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that they can sense 
the feelings around them

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of what mom is feeling,
what other people are thinking,

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what is actually going on.

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Kids are very, very sensitive to that.

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The person was very happy
but I'm sure mom

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was freaking out a little bit

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and maybe that's 
what the baby was sensing.

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- (Finebros) So the story is that 
this was some pornography audio

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that ended up playing over the speakers.

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- Oh.
- Oh, okay.

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- Interesting. The plot thickens.

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- Oh, I thought someone 
was actually having sex.

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No, yeah, women don't sound like that.

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- (Finebros) So this video 
went viral very, very quickly.

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Why would a video about porn 
in a Target get shared that fast?

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- Because that stuff doesn't play at Target.

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Target is a family-friendly place.

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- It's like hard to believe
that that was done.

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How did nobody stop it?

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- If you saw it in a TV show 
you'd be like, "Oh, whatever.

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That never happens in real life."

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And then to actually hear it
go down in a Target

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with children present
and a mom just filming it

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is just-- that's hilarious.

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- It's a trigger that just would send 
a lot of people up in arms.

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They're like, "Oh, nope, there's porn."

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- Yeah.
- There's porn.

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We got to protect the children.

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- People love to say, 
"Whoa, look what Target did wrong."

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Everybody loves to point a finger.

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Everyone loves to blow up 
everybody else's mistakes.

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- (Finebros) So if you were shopping 
at Target and this happened

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what would you do?
- I would take my phone out,

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and I'd start recording it.

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- I would pull my phone to record it.

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- I'd take out my phone 
and start recording.

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- I'd probably whip out my Snapchat.

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- Oh, I would totally film it.

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But I would film horizontal, 
not vertical. I'm just saying.

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- Instantly pull out my phone-- 
Snapchat, Instagram,

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YouTube, all the above.

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(laughter and overlapping speech)
- Snapchat! Where is this?

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- Of course, you gotta find the source!

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- Immediately begin running 
through the aisles,

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trying to figure out where 
the noise was coming from.

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- (Finebros) For what purpose?
- To see if there was someone

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[bleep] at Target.
(Finebros cracks up)

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- (Finebros) The flipside,
if you were the manager of that Target

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and then heard that start happening
what would you do?

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- I'd probably be flipping my [bleep].

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- I would really want 
to know where the killswitch is

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for the PA system really fast.
- (laughing)

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- I would run to the office,
unplug the microphone,

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and then fire a lot of people.

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- I would have pushed the girl off me,
zipped up my pants,

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and turned the PA system off.
- (Finebros laughs)

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(laughing along)

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- (Finebros) A very normal thing 
now for humans to do

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whenever something like this happens

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is to immediately film it.
- (laughing) Yeah.

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- (Finebros) Everyone today, except one,

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that was exactly what 
they said they would do.

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Why has that now become the thing
that everyone thinks to do?

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- Um, because you want 
to share it with other people.

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- Because we got used 
to this idea of over-sharing.

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- When really entertaining, 
really rare things happen,

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you want to document it.

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- Everybody loves to tell a story
and I think that that is

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the new form of story telling now.

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- In terms of YouTube, 
the fact that something can go viral,

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it keeps everyone almost on their toes.

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- The internet culture 
has turned things into, like,

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"If I cannot share it, did it happen?"

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It's kind of like the tree in the forest.

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- It used to be that
I felt like it was the YouTubers

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or the people who were doing it for a living

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who were like, "Let me 
get this on camera."

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Right? But now with Snapchat,

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and now that everybody 
has their own personal little vlog,

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everybody just wants 
to document it for the likes.

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Everyone wants likes.

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Everybody wants their Snapchat 
stories to be lit.

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That's what the kids 
are saying nowadays: lit.

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- (Finebros) So what's crazy 
is this is not the first time

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this has happened at a Target.
(cracks up)

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- This is a thing?

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- (Finebros) This has actually happened 
to multiple Targets over time.

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- That's so awful.

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- There's clearly a serial Target 
pornist going around.

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- (Finebros) So Target 
will not say either way,

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but it seems to be that you can call Target

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and get connected to a specific extension

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that puts you on the intercom.
- NO!!!

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- That's kind of awesome.

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That could lead 
to some real awesome pranks.

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Not that that should ever happen.

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- I might go make a viral video after this.

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(laughing)

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- Gosh, I used to work at Target.
This is news to me.

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They didn't tell us employees 
all the deep, dark secrets of Target.

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- If there is really a way 
to just call into a Target

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and type in an extension 
and you can play over the loudspeaker,

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they should probably fix that.

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- No way that's real.
(Finebros chuckles)

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Dude, I would be doing that all the time.

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- (Finebros) Finally, now that 
you've heard all about this prank,

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overall do you think this went too far?

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- I think it's fine.

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I think it's really gross, 
but I enjoyed watching the video.

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- It'd be a sad world to not have this.

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- I think it's over the line

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just because, especially 
it being pornography,

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it puts you in a place 
where you can't control

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what you're being exposed to.

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- It did cross the line just a little bit.

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People are very sensitive about this,

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especially how they 
raise their kids nowadays.

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Like, how do you erase
that from your kid's brains?

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- Probably inappropriate for Target.

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Um, appropriate for Walmart.
(Finebros snickers)

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Totally okay for Walmart.

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