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Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.88,0:00:06.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thinking about college?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.66,0:00:13.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why not consider the school that U.S. News & World Report once called adequate, Quendelton State University.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.78,0:00:17.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,QSU offers courses in literally every discipline there is.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.16,0:00:20.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Regardless of real world application
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.81,0:00:27.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the most photogenic spot on campus, all the other buildings were made in the 1970's an arcitechtual dark age.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.01,0:00:33.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They just started a 20 million dollar renovation on a state of the art gymnasium, but we wont be here to see it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.75,0:00:35.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Neither will you!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.37,0:00:44.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the first time I've been in this class all semester, but its so big, I can do whatever I want, look im playing Tekken.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.57,0:00:48.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our R.A. lets us drink beer because she wants people to like her.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.11,0:00:55.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our team is the worst, but it is a great excuse to get obliterated on a tuesday afternoon.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.18,0:00:58.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is my safety school!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.96,0:01:02.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I fail students who disagree with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.93,0:01:07.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're actors, this literally never happens.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.09,0:01:11.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I much prefer to hang out with copies of myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.48,0:01:16.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're too young to go to bars, so we have been wondering the streets for 3 hours looking for a party.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.82,0:01:20.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Over 50% of our students are commuters and the rest of us go home on the weekends.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.54,0:01:23.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a fucking ghost town.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.73,0:01:26.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My dad works 3 jobs to send me here.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.28,0:01:32.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're the 2 hottest girls on campus, and we're both dating douchebags. You don't stand a chance.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.87,0:01:38.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If we were a good university, we wouldn't have a commercial.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.71,0:01:39.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you CollegeHumor.com. Caption by: