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Thinking about college?

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Why not consider the school that U.S. News & World Report once called adequate, Quendelton State University.

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QSU offers courses in literally every discipline there is.

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Regardless of real world application

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This is the most photogenic spot on campus, all the other buildings were made in the 1970's an arcitechtual dark age.

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They just started a 20 million dollar renovation on a state of the art gymnasium, but we wont be here to see it.

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Neither will you!

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This is the first time I've been in this class all semester, but its so big, I can do whatever I want, look im playing Tekken.

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Our R.A. lets us drink beer because she wants people to like her.

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Our team is the worst, but it is a great excuse to get obliterated on a tuesday afternoon.

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This is my safety school!

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I fail students who disagree with me.

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We're actors, this literally never happens.

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I much prefer to hang out with copies of myself.

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We're too young to go to bars, so we have been wondering the streets for 3 hours looking for a party.

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Over 50% of our students are commuters and the rest of us go home on the weekends.

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It's a fucking ghost town.

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My dad works 3 jobs to send me here.

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We're the 2 hottest girls on campus, and we're both dating douchebags. You don't stand a chance.

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If we were a good university, we wouldn't have a commercial.

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