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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:01.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello down there!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.38,0:00:05.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just finished watching the\NSnow White live-action remake.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.86,0:00:09.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now, I'm leaving the\Nparking lot on my way home.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.23,0:00:15.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wasn't going to see it initially because\NI'm beyond tired of live-action remakes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.84,0:00:16.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't like them.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.71,0:00:19.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do not like greens eggs and ham.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.79,0:00:24.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the only reason I decided to\Ngo see this one is because
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.100,0:00:27.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,somehow there was a lot of\Nhype for it with people saying
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.99,0:00:30.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's one of the best live-action\Nremakes ever made.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.70,0:00:35.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now that I finished it,\NI can say I disagree.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.33,0:00:39.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I apologize for the wacky\Ncamera angle here
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.47,0:00:41.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that looks like it's filming a dick pic,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.42,0:00:46.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I wanted to just\Ngive you my raw thoughts
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.62,0:00:48.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,immediately after seeing it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.59,0:00:50.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't really like it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.71,0:00:54.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know there was a lot of\Ncontroversy with the movie.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.93,0:00:58.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't really know what it all was.\NI didn't pay too much attention.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.07,0:01:00.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know the star, Rachel Zegler, apparently
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.83,0:01:02.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,had, like, some bad\Ninterviews or something
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.96,0:01:08.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Gal Gadot, people say, is, like,\Nthe worst actress of our generation.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.43,0:01:10.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Couldn't tell ya.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.37,0:01:14.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All I know is I didn't like the movie.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.39,0:01:21.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So setting aside the\Ncontroversy with it,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.73,0:01:23.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was the film good in its own right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.78,0:01:26.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not to me, it wasn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.39,0:01:31.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I'm also not the target\Ndemographic anymore,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.27,0:01:33.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a fuckin' 30-year-old grease ball.