Hello down there!

I just finished watching the
Snow White live-action remake.

And now, I'm leaving the
parking lot on my way home.

I wasn't going to see it initially because
I'm beyond tired of live-action remakes.

I don't like them.

I do not like greens eggs and ham.

And the only reason I decided to
go see this one is because

somehow there was a lot of
hype for it with people saying

it's one of the best live-action
remakes ever made.

Now that I finished it,
I can say I disagree.

I apologize for the wacky
camera angle here

that looks like it's filming a dick pic,

but I wanted to just
give you my raw thoughts

immediately after seeing it.

I didn't really like it.

I know there was a lot of
controversy with the movie.

Don't really know what it all was.
I didn't pay too much attention.

I know the star, Rachel Zegler, apparently

had, like, some bad
interviews or something

and Gal Gadot, people say, is, like,
the worst actress of our generation.

Couldn't tell ya.

All I know is I didn't like the movie.

So setting aside the
controversy with it,

was the film good in its own right?

Not to me, it wasn't.

But I'm also not the target
demographic anymore,

I'm a fuckin' 30-year-old grease ball.