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Hello down there!

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I just finished watching the
Snow White live-action remake.

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And now, I'm leaving the
parking lot on my way home.

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I wasn't going to see it initially because
I'm beyond tired of live-action remakes.

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I don't like them.

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I do not like greens eggs and ham.

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And the only reason I decided to
go see this one is because

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somehow there was a lot of
hype for it with people saying

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it's one of the best live-action
remakes ever made.

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Now that I finished it,
I can say I disagree.

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I apologize for the wacky
camera angle here

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that looks like it's filming a dick pic,

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but I wanted to just
give you my raw thoughts

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immediately after seeing it.

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I didn't really like it.

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I know there was a lot of
controversy with the movie.

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Don't really know what it all was.
I didn't pay too much attention.

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I know the star, Rachel Zegler, apparently

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had, like, some bad
interviews or something

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and Gal Gadot, people say, is, like,
the worst actress of our generation.

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Couldn't tell ya.

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All I know is I didn't like the movie.

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So setting aside the
controversy with it,

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was the film good in its own right?

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Not to me, it wasn't.

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But I'm also not the target
demographic anymore,

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I'm a fuckin' 30-year-old grease ball.