*Star Wars music*
Stormtrooper 1: Hey, you know,
I was thinking last night...
Stormtrooper 2: Oh here we go!
Stormtrooper 1: Us clones work all day, every day,
for our entire lives.
Stormtrooper 2: Uh huh.
Stormtrooper 1: And we don't even get paid!
Stormtrooper 2: Well, we were genetically engineered
to be obedient soldiers.
Stormtrooper 1: Yeah, well,
I'm not buying it.
We should have the same
rights as everyone else.
Stormtrooper 2: Good luck trying to
convince that to Lord Vader.
Stormtrooper 1: Yeah, well,
it just so happens that
I have a little bit of dirt on Vader,
if you know what I mean.
Stormtrooper 2: What are you talking about?
His helmet is so clean,
you can see your reflection in it.
Stormtrooper 1: Ugh!
Not actual dirt, dumbass!
Stormtrooper 2: Oh.
Stormtrooper 1: Dirt as in something Vader wants no one to see.
Stormtrooper 2: Oh, so we're going to blackmail him?
Stormtrooper 1: Exactly!
Stormtrooper 2: What have you got?
Stormtrooper 1: These! *dramatic horn*
Stormtrooper 2: So, Lord Vader's a cross-dresser?
Stormtrooper 1: Yeah, pretty much.
Stormtrooper 2: Wait, why were you watching
Lord Vader change his clothes in the first place?
Stormtrooper 1: Um, uh...
That's not important!
The important thing is blackmailing Vader.
So, are you in?
Stormtrooper 2: Yeah.
I always wanted my very own hot tub.
Stormtrooper 1: Now that's the spirit!
*2 MINUTES LATER*
*heavy breathing*
*shotgun blast*
Stormtrooper 1: Dude! Dude!
What's wrong with you?
Why did you kill him?
Stormtrooper 2: I was blackmailing him like you said.
Stormtrooper 1: "Blackmailing" is when you threaten
to release bad information about someone.
Stormtrooper 2: Ohhhhh.
See,
I thought it was when you shoot someone in the head.
Stormtrooper 1: Dumbass!
*Star Wars music*
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