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*Star Wars music*

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Stormtrooper 1: Hey, you know,

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I was thinking last night...

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Stormtrooper 2: Oh here we go!

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Stormtrooper 1: Us clones work all day, every day,

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for our entire lives.

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Stormtrooper 2: Uh huh.

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Stormtrooper 1: And we don't even get paid!

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Stormtrooper 2: Well, we were genetically engineered

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to be obedient soldiers.

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Stormtrooper 1: Yeah, well,

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I'm not buying it.

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We should have the same

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rights as everyone else.

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Stormtrooper 2: Good luck trying to

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convince that to Lord Vader.

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Stormtrooper 1: Yeah, well,

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it just so happens that

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I have a little bit of dirt on Vader,

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if you know what I mean.

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Stormtrooper 2: What are you talking about?

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His helmet is so clean,

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you can see your reflection in it.

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Stormtrooper 1: Ugh!

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Not actual dirt, dumbass!

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Stormtrooper 2: Oh.

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Stormtrooper 1: Dirt as in something Vader wants no one to see.

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Stormtrooper 2: Oh, so we're going to blackmail him?

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Stormtrooper 1: Exactly!

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Stormtrooper 2: What have you got?

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Stormtrooper 1: These! *dramatic horn*

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Stormtrooper 2: So, Lord Vader's a cross-dresser?

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Stormtrooper 1: Yeah, pretty much.

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Stormtrooper 2: Wait, why were you watching

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Lord Vader change his clothes in the first place?

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Stormtrooper 1: Um, uh...

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That's not important!

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The important thing is blackmailing Vader.

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So, are you in?

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Stormtrooper 2: Yeah.

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I always wanted my very own hot tub.

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Stormtrooper 1: Now that's the spirit!

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*2 MINUTES LATER*

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*heavy breathing*

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*shotgun blast*

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Stormtrooper 1: Dude! Dude!

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What's wrong with you?

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Why did you kill him?

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Stormtrooper 2: I was blackmailing him like you said.

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Stormtrooper 1: "Blackmailing" is when you threaten

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to release bad information about someone.

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Stormtrooper 2: Ohhhhh.

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See,

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I thought it was when you shoot someone in the head.

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Stormtrooper 1: Dumbass!

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*Star Wars music*

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From YouTube Creator: forrestfire101.