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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.19,0:00:04.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Star Wars music*
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.67,0:00:05.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stormtrooper 1: Hey, you know,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.37,0:00:06.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was thinking last night...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.79,0:00:07.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stormtrooper 2: Oh here we go!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.98,0:00:10.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stormtrooper 1: Us clones work all day, every day,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.76,0:00:12.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for our entire lives.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.28,0:00:13.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stormtrooper 2: Uh huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.26,0:00:14.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stormtrooper 1: And we don't even get paid!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.80,0:00:16.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stormtrooper 2: Well, we were genetically engineered
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.71,0:00:18.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to be obedient soldiers.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.24,0:00:19.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stormtrooper 1: Yeah, well,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.03,0:00:20.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not buying it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.19,0:00:21.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We should have the same
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.17,0:00:22.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,rights as everyone else.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.40,0:00:23.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stormtrooper 2: Good luck trying to
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.10,0:00:24.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,convince that to Lord Vader.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.43,0:00:25.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stormtrooper 1: Yeah, well,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.07,0:00:26.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it just so happens that
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.43,0:00:28.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a little bit of dirt on Vader,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.06,0:00:29.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you know what I mean.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.16,0:00:30.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stormtrooper 2: What are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.48,0:00:31.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His helmet is so clean,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.67,0:00:33.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can see your reflection in it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.17,0:00:33.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stormtrooper 1: Ugh!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.73,0:00:35.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not actual dirt, dumbass!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.47,0:00:36.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stormtrooper 2: Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.14,0:00:38.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stormtrooper 1: Dirt as in something Vader wants no one to see.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.62,0:00:41.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stormtrooper 2: Oh, so we're going to blackmail him?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.17,0:00:42.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stormtrooper 1: Exactly!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.07,0:00:43.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stormtrooper 2: What have you got?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.02,0:00:45.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stormtrooper 1: These! *dramatic horn*
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.18,0:00:48.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stormtrooper 2: So, Lord Vader's a cross-dresser?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.02,0:00:49.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stormtrooper 1: Yeah, pretty much.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.40,0:00:50.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stormtrooper 2: Wait, why were you watching
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.65,0:00:53.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lord Vader change his clothes in the first place?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.16,0:00:54.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stormtrooper 1: Um, uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.22,0:00:55.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not important!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.55,0:00:57.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The important thing is blackmailing Vader.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.75,0:00:58.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, are you in?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.88,0:00:59.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stormtrooper 2: Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.53,0:01:01.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I always wanted my very own hot tub.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.52,0:01:02.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stormtrooper 1: Now that's the spirit!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.68,0:01:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*2 MINUTES LATER*
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.25,0:01:07.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*heavy breathing*
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.30,0:01:08.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*shotgun blast*
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.16,0:01:08.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stormtrooper 1: Dude! Dude!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.72,0:01:09.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's wrong with you?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.73,0:01:10.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why did you kill him?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.68,0:01:12.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stormtrooper 2: I was blackmailing him like you said.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.38,0:01:13.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stormtrooper 1: "Blackmailing" is when you threaten
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.65,0:01:15.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to release bad information about someone.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.54,0:01:17.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stormtrooper 2: Ohhhhh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.24,0:01:17.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.76,0:01:19.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought it was when you shoot someone in the head.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.92,0:01:20.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stormtrooper 1: Dumbass!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.72,0:01:22.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*Star Wars music*
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.69,0:01:29.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,From YouTube Creator: forrestfire101.