*Star Wars music*

Stormtrooper 1: Hey, you know,

I was thinking last night...

Stormtrooper 2: Oh here we go!

Stormtrooper 1: Us clones work all day, every day,

for our entire lives.

Stormtrooper 2: Uh huh.

Stormtrooper 1: And we don't even get paid!

Stormtrooper 2: Well, we were genetically engineered

to be obedient soldiers.

Stormtrooper 1: Yeah, well,

I'm not buying it.

We should have the same

rights as everyone else.

Stormtrooper 2: Good luck trying to

convince that to Lord Vader.

Stormtrooper 1: Yeah, well,

it just so happens that

I have a little bit of dirt on Vader,

if you know what I mean.

Stormtrooper 2: What are you talking about?

His helmet is so clean,

you can see your reflection in it.

Stormtrooper 1: Ugh!

Not actual dirt, dumbass!

Stormtrooper 2: Oh.

Stormtrooper 1: Dirt as in something Vader wants no one to see.

Stormtrooper 2: Oh, so we're going to blackmail him?

Stormtrooper 1: Exactly!

Stormtrooper 2: What have you got?

Stormtrooper 1: These! *dramatic horn*

Stormtrooper 2: So, Lord Vader's a cross-dresser?

Stormtrooper 1: Yeah, pretty much.

Stormtrooper 2: Wait, why were you watching

Lord Vader change his clothes in the first place?

Stormtrooper 1: Um, uh...

That's not important!

The important thing is blackmailing Vader.

So, are you in?

Stormtrooper 2: Yeah.

I always wanted my very own hot tub.

Stormtrooper 1: Now that's the spirit!

*2 MINUTES LATER*

*heavy breathing*

*shotgun blast*

Stormtrooper 1: Dude! Dude!

What's wrong with you?

Why did you kill him?

Stormtrooper 2: I was blackmailing him like you said.

Stormtrooper 1: "Blackmailing" is when you threaten

to release bad information about someone.

Stormtrooper 2: Ohhhhh.

See,

I thought it was when you shoot someone in the head.

Stormtrooper 1: Dumbass!

*Star Wars music*

From YouTube Creator: forrestfire101.