0:00:00.000,0:00:04.000
Oh my god

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
hi its Trixie

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
we’re back doing

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
easy bake 2025 baby

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
how do we realistically think

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
this is going to go

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
let’s ask the Trixie

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
hate ball shall we

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
it says horny

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
so

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
horny cake okay great

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
love it

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
i want to look up what

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
year this is

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
because i don’t remember

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
it is hot

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
this is a functional

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
vintage easy bake oven

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
it is warm

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Also, this is french sorry.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Oh, the back is french.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
speaking french

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
1969

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
that sounds right.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Okay this is the Betty Crocker

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
themed one okay.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
This one we’ve not used before.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
If you guys have not been on

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
this channel before, we used to do a

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
lot more of these.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
It kind of started during covid.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
We’ve cooked with

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
the Girl Scouts easy bake oven,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
we’ve made prettzels.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
We’ve cooked with the one

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
with the heating element,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
we’ve cooked with the original.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I love the design

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
on this one you guys.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
It is hot but I am going to lift it up.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Look how cute.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Adorable right.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
This reminds me of the

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
yellow one we had that had like

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
the Brady Bunch style prints

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
on it, but today,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
you guys we’re living in 2025.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
As you know,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
as we film this video,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
our new prezident you know,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
immediately started rolling back

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
the, not even rights,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
the even recognising of

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
trans peope and their needs etc.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I mean it’s really wild.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
And, you know,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I hope to get married someday.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
And I love weddings,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I love wedding cake.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
So think about like a

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
90’s tiered white wedding cake,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
is just so horny to me,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
so I want to make a real miniature

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
wedding cake before it becomes

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
illegal.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
So I thought,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
that we could sit down and

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
make a little easy bake today.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
But before i do that,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
please subscribe to the channel,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
we have new videos here

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
all the time.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
We’re kind of going back

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
to our roots,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
but i wear synthetic hair,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
so not that I have roots.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Oh that, it’s warm you guys.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
We have our little cards

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
we’ve been pulling

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
every once in a while

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and sometimes they are mean.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
So let’s thope today is helpful.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Just as the world is always

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
changing and evolving, so am I.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
It’s actually very pathetic,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
because yes, I’m getting breasts,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
no I’m just kidding.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I have breasts, but they are

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
on the floor in my closet, okay.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Daniel Cole from Hard Candy Events

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
is here oh my gosh.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
If you guys have gone to drag shows

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
in the Bread Basket of the Bible Belt,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
here she is folks.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I’m so happy you’re here.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Thank you.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Illy. Illy.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Daniel and I used to tour together

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
all the time.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
We did this tour with just Daniel and I.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
If you guys went to Ages 3 and Up

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
in 2016, you know we did like a

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Milwaukee Comedy Cafe,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
we did the monacle in Saint Louis,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
which at the time, Leslie Jordan

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
was playing that same venue.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Around the same time.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Very small world.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Daniel and I have clocked a lot of hours

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
on the road listening to like,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
you know,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Lana Del Ray and talked about being gay. so.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Also we have Nick here today.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Hi.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
He’s over there I told you

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
he’s over there,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
so now when i look over here,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I’m not just like-.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
We’re going to have to add a camera.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Would you guys,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
would it, could we add a camera for Nick,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
or will you all be jerking off.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I have a mix here,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I have a white cake mix,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
with some white frosting,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and I guess I want to go into projects

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
with intention and goals.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Let’s be honest, pretty much

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
all my Easy Bake videos have been a,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
They’ve all been pretty much tasted fine,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
but looked bad.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
And I want to actually do a

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
better job on the decorating this time.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
So I want to make a small white tiered

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
wedding cake with two groups on top.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
But, you know,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
if America gets crazier,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I might remove this video

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and go back into hiding

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
as a conservative woman, so,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
who knows, so,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
let’s get cooking.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Also, if you guys like cooking,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
we just did a Christmas cookie video,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
at my house, out of drag, so,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
those cookies tasted good

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and looked cute, let’s try to

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
keep that going with this video shall we.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
So I have my Crack Pot art department

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Brandon, who has

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
all these beautiful items,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
so we need a few things first.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
First we need a bowl.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Gorgeous.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Second of all, we need

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
about a pound of cocaine.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I’m just kidding.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
This is flour.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Wait.. It’s flour, it’s flour.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Oh it’s the mix, oh sorry.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
The perfect ingredients

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
are in the mix.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
This is the Duncan Hindes perfectly moist,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
classic white cake mix.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Even though this is the

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Betty Crocker oven,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I think we can all just reach across

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
the aisle and let byons be byons.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
If you love that two cold of butter

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
in the last video,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
you’re going to love what

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
i went with by the way.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I know all the comment were like:

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You can hear the butter

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
jumping around bitch.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I was like, listen,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
this is not, this is not Nigella Lawson.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Is that her name? The food lady?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Oh we want to have Johny cakes on,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Are you available?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I know you’re busy making

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
cakes in your house.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Wasting food is what I call it.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Maybe you can come over and we can make

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
something what do you think?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
So, I’m just going to follow the,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Thank you so much for purchasing the,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I’m just kidding, okay,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
we need 1 cup of water.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Is it measured?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Yeah, see, this is why

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
you get an assistant.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
It’s kind of like baking,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
but you don’t have to do anything.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Preheat the oven to 350.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Now, note to self,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
the Easy Bake Oven uses an

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
incendescant light bulb,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
which gives off 96 percent of it’s

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
energy as heat energy.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
So this actually gets up to like 380.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
So we might have to pull this out

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
even a little early.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
My experience is,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
these cook a little faster than the box.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Lovely. You guys remember these

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
old Easy Bake, um,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
that have have this pan?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
So crazy.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Blend the cake mix, water,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
egg whites - oh we need to

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
separate the whites, yeah,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
can you get me a water bottle?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
An empty water bottle?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Let me show you guys a trick.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
We’ve got the cake mix.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Love that.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Water.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Egg whites and oil.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
We only have three eggs,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
so I can not fuck up

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
this yolk, so this is

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
actually very serious.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
It is not a joke.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Oh please god.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I want to be blessed

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and favored as proverbs 31 woman

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
baking today.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Oh! Did the yolk break?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Everyone just like don’t freak out.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
So first thing you are going to

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
use this to usck out the yellow right.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
God that was like too much.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
What about this y’all?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Exactly. Exactly.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I should call him.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
That’s so gross when people

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
say that. People are not funny.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Okay.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I’m so nervous about smashing

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
the yolk you guys.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Oh God. Thank God.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
When I was making ice cream,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I don’t know if I ever made any

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
ice cream videos, but durig covid,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
when I was making ice cream,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I used to separate the yolks, to use that

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
to make the ice cream,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and so it was like a reverse

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
trying not to break it.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Oh, there we go.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Great, so I’m going to mix

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
these three egg whites.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Do we have extra eggs?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
We had extra eggs the whole fucking time.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
It makes me think of those when I was

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
in school the girls

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
like all singing waitress.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I listen to some of the worst

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
singers in your life scream like

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
sugar, butter.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Egg whites and oil.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
In a large bowl.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Now see we’re really feeling

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
very princessy when we were

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
at the other house,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
because we have my standing mixer.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
If you guys remember,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
we were dpoing an Easy Bake video

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
when my last whisker

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
just snapped.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Oh my God.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I used to be like a beautiful, young,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
women with like a bzz,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and now what.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Oh cramping, arthritis, okay.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
At a medium speed, for two minutes.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Well what do you do when you have a low

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
spped? Four minutes?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Pasta doubles, rice tripples people.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Pour into pand and bake immediatly

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
All right.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Here I am.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Oh, I learned this in a baking book,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
real white cakes, real, real white cakes,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
you remove the yolk,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
otherwise it pretty much

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
ends up yellow cake.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Is that true? Baking people?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I think it’s true.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
During covid,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
when everyone was making bread,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
because everyone had yeast,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
all the homosexuals in west Hollywood

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
bought up the yeast very quickly,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and you had to get someone’s like

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
sourdough starter on the blask market.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
AKA grinder.