Oh my god
hi its Trixie
we’re back doing
easy bake 2025 baby
how do we realistically think
this is going to go
let’s ask the Trixie
hate ball shall we
it says horny
so
horny cake okay great
love it
i want to look up what
year this is
because i don’t remember
it is hot
this is a functional
vintage easy bake oven
it is warm
Also, this is french sorry.
Oh, the back is french.
speaking french
1969
that sounds right.
Okay this is the Betty Crocker
themed one okay.
This one we’ve not used before.
If you guys have not been on
this channel before, we used to do a
lot more of these.
It kind of started during covid.
We’ve cooked with
the Girl Scouts easy bake oven,
we’ve made prettzels.
We’ve cooked with the one
with the heating element,
we’ve cooked with the original.
I love the design
on this one you guys.
It is hot but I am going to lift it up.
Look how cute.
Adorable right.
This reminds me of the
yellow one we had that had like
the Brady Bunch style prints
on it, but today,
you guys we’re living in 2025.
As you know,
as we film this video,
our new prezident you know,
immediately started rolling back
the, not even rights,
the even recognising of
trans peope and their needs etc.
I mean it’s really wild.
And, you know,
I hope to get married someday.
And I love weddings,
I love wedding cake.
So think about like a
90’s tiered white wedding cake,
is just so horny to me,
so I want to make a real miniature
wedding cake before it becomes
illegal.
So I thought,
that we could sit down and
make a little easy bake today.
But before i do that,
please subscribe to the channel,
we have new videos here
all the time.
We’re kind of going back
to our roots,
but i wear synthetic hair,
so not that I have roots.
Oh that, it’s warm you guys.
We have our little cards
we’ve been pulling
every once in a while
and sometimes they are mean.
So let’s thope today is helpful.
Just as the world is always
changing and evolving, so am I.
It’s actually very pathetic,
because yes, I’m getting breasts,
no I’m just kidding.
I have breasts, but they are
on the floor in my closet, okay.
Daniel Cole from Hard Candy Events
is here oh my gosh.
If you guys have gone to drag shows
in the Bread Basket of the Bible Belt,
here she is folks.
I’m so happy you’re here.
Thank you.
Illy. Illy.
Daniel and I used to tour together
all the time.
We did this tour with just Daniel and I.
If you guys went to Ages 3 and Up
in 2016, you know we did like a
Milwaukee Comedy Cafe,
we did the monacle in Saint Louis,
which at the time, Leslie Jordan
was playing that same venue.
Around the same time.
Very small world.
Daniel and I have clocked a lot of hours
on the road listening to like,
you know,
Lana Del Ray and talked about being gay. so.
Also we have Nick here today.
Hi.
He’s over there I told you
he’s over there,
so now when i look over here,
I’m not just like-.
We’re going to have to add a camera.
Would you guys,
would it, could we add a camera for Nick,
or will you all be jerking off.
I have a mix here,
I have a white cake mix,
with some white frosting,
and I guess I want to go into projects
with intention and goals.
Let’s be honest, pretty much
all my Easy Bake videos have been a,
They’ve all been pretty much tasted fine,
but looked bad.
And I want to actually do a
better job on the decorating this time.
So I want to make a small white tiered
wedding cake with two groups on top.
But, you know,
if America gets crazier,
I might remove this video
and go back into hiding
as a conservative woman, so,
who knows, so,
let’s get cooking.
Also, if you guys like cooking,
we just did a Christmas cookie video,
at my house, out of drag, so,
those cookies tasted good
and looked cute, let’s try to
keep that going with this video shall we.
So I have my Crack Pot art department
Brandon, who has
all these beautiful items,
so we need a few things first.
First we need a bowl.
Gorgeous.
Second of all, we need
about a pound of cocaine.
I’m just kidding.
This is flour.
Wait.. It’s flour, it’s flour.
Oh it’s the mix, oh sorry.
The perfect ingredients
are in the mix.
This is the Duncan Hindes perfectly moist,
classic white cake mix.
Even though this is the
Betty Crocker oven,
I think we can all just reach across
the aisle and let byons be byons.
If you love that two cold of butter
in the last video,
you’re going to love what
i went with by the way.
I know all the comment were like:
You can hear the butter
jumping around bitch.
I was like, listen,
this is not, this is not Nigella Lawson.
Is that her name? The food lady?
Oh we want to have Johny cakes on,
Are you available?
I know you’re busy making
cakes in your house.
Wasting food is what I call it.
Maybe you can come over and we can make
something what do you think?
So, I’m just going to follow the,
Thank you so much for purchasing the,
I’m just kidding, okay,
we need 1 cup of water.
Is it measured?
Yeah, see, this is why
you get an assistant.
It’s kind of like baking,
but you don’t have to do anything.
Preheat the oven to 350.
Now, note to self,
the Easy Bake Oven uses an
incendescant light bulb,
which gives off 96 percent of it’s
energy as heat energy.
So this actually gets up to like 380.
So we might have to pull this out
even a little early.
My experience is,
these cook a little faster than the box.
Lovely. You guys remember these
old Easy Bake, um,
that have have this pan?
So crazy.
Blend the cake mix, water,
egg whites - oh we need to
separate the whites, yeah,
can you get me a water bottle?
An empty water bottle?
Let me show you guys a trick.
We’ve got the cake mix.
Love that.
Water.
Egg whites and oil.
We only have three eggs,
so I can not fuck up
this yolk, so this is
actually very serious.
It is not a joke.
Oh please god.
I want to be blessed
and favored as proverbs 31 woman
baking today.
Oh! Did the yolk break?
Everyone just like don’t freak out.
So first thing you are going to
use this to usck out the yellow right.
God that was like too much.
What about this y’all?
Exactly. Exactly.
I should call him.
That’s so gross when people
say that. People are not funny.
Okay.
I’m so nervous about smashing
the yolk you guys.
Oh God. Thank God.
When I was making ice cream,
I don’t know if I ever made any
ice cream videos, but durig covid,
when I was making ice cream,
I used to separate the yolks, to use that
to make the ice cream,
and so it was like a reverse
trying not to break it.
Oh, there we go.
Great, so I’m going to mix
these three egg whites.
Do we have extra eggs?
We had extra eggs the whole fucking time.
It makes me think of those when I was
in school the girls
like all singing waitress.
I listen to some of the worst
singers in your life scream like
sugar, butter.
Egg whites and oil.
In a large bowl.
Now see we’re really feeling
very princessy when we were
at the other house,
because we have my standing mixer.
If you guys remember,
we were dpoing an Easy Bake video
when my last whisker
just snapped.
Oh my God.
I used to be like a beautiful, young,
women with like a bzz,
and now what.
Oh cramping, arthritis, okay.
At a medium speed, for two minutes.
Well what do you do when you have a low
spped? Four minutes?
Pasta doubles, rice tripples people.
Pour into pand and bake immediatly
All right.
Here I am.
Oh, I learned this in a baking book,
real white cakes, real, real white cakes,
you remove the yolk,
otherwise it pretty much
ends up yellow cake.
Is that true? Baking people?
I think it’s true.
During covid,
when everyone was making bread,
because everyone had yeast,
all the homosexuals in west Hollywood
bought up the yeast very quickly,
and you had to get someone’s like
sourdough starter on the blask market.
AKA grinder.