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Oh my god

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hi its Trixie

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we’re back doing

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easy bake 2025 baby

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how do we realistically think

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this is going to go

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let’s ask the Trixie

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hate ball shall we

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it says horny

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so

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horny cake okay great

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love it

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i want to look up what

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year this is

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because i don’t remember

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it is hot

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this is a functional

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vintage easy bake oven

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it is warm

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Also, this is french sorry.

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Oh, the back is french.

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speaking french

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1969

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that sounds right.

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Okay this is the Betty Crocker

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themed one okay.

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This one we’ve not used before.

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If you guys have not been on

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this channel before, we used to do a

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lot more of these.

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It kind of started during covid.

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We’ve cooked with

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the Girl Scouts easy bake oven,

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we’ve made prettzels.

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We’ve cooked with the one

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with the heating element,

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we’ve cooked with the original.

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I love the design

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on this one you guys.

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It is hot but I am going to lift it up.

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Look how cute.

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Adorable right.

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This reminds me of the

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yellow one we had that had like

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the Brady Bunch style prints

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on it, but today,

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you guys we’re living in 2025.

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As you know,

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as we film this video,

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our new prezident you know,

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immediately started rolling back

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the, not even rights,

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the even recognising of

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trans peope and their needs etc.

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I mean it’s really wild.

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And, you know,

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I hope to get married someday.

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And I love weddings,

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I love wedding cake.

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So think about like a

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90’s tiered white wedding cake,

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is just so horny to me,

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so I want to make a real miniature

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wedding cake before it becomes

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illegal.

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So I thought,

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that we could sit down and

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make a little easy bake today.

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But before i do that,

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please subscribe to the channel,

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we have new videos here

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all the time.

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We’re kind of going back

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to our roots,

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but i wear synthetic hair,

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so not that I have roots.

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Oh that, it’s warm you guys.

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We have our little cards

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we’ve been pulling

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every once in a while

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and sometimes they are mean.

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So let’s thope today is helpful.

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Just as the world is always

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changing and evolving, so am I.

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It’s actually very pathetic,

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because yes, I’m getting breasts,

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no I’m just kidding.

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I have breasts, but they are

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on the floor in my closet, okay.

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Daniel Cole from Hard Candy Events

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is here oh my gosh.

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If you guys have gone to drag shows

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in the Bread Basket of the Bible Belt,

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here she is folks.

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I’m so happy you’re here.

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Thank you.

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Illy. Illy.

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Daniel and I used to tour together

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all the time.

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We did this tour with just Daniel and I.

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If you guys went to Ages 3 and Up

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in 2016, you know we did like a

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Milwaukee Comedy Cafe,

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we did the monacle in Saint Louis,

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which at the time, Leslie Jordan

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was playing that same venue.

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Around the same time.

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Very small world.

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Daniel and I have clocked a lot of hours

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on the road listening to like,

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you know,

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Lana Del Ray and talked about being gay. so.

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Also we have Nick here today.

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Hi.

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He’s over there I told you

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he’s over there,

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so now when i look over here,

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I’m not just like-.

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We’re going to have to add a camera.

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Would you guys,

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would it, could we add a camera for Nick,

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or will you all be jerking off.

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I have a mix here,

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I have a white cake mix,

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with some white frosting,

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and I guess I want to go into projects

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with intention and goals.

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Let’s be honest, pretty much

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all my Easy Bake videos have been a,

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They’ve all been pretty much tasted fine,

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but looked bad.

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And I want to actually do a

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better job on the decorating this time.

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So I want to make a small white tiered

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wedding cake with two groups on top.

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But, you know,

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if America gets crazier,

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I might remove this video

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and go back into hiding

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as a conservative woman, so,

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who knows, so,

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let’s get cooking.

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Also, if you guys like cooking,

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we just did a Christmas cookie video,

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at my house, out of drag, so,

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those cookies tasted good

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and looked cute, let’s try to

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keep that going with this video shall we.

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So I have my Crack Pot art department

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Brandon, who has

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all these beautiful items,

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so we need a few things first.

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First we need a bowl.

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Gorgeous.

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Second of all, we need

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about a pound of cocaine.

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I’m just kidding.

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This is flour.

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Wait.. It’s flour, it’s flour.

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Oh it’s the mix, oh sorry.

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The perfect ingredients

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are in the mix.

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This is the Duncan Hindes perfectly moist,

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classic white cake mix.

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Even though this is the

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Betty Crocker oven,

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I think we can all just reach across

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the aisle and let byons be byons.

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If you love that two cold of butter

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in the last video,

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you’re going to love what

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i went with by the way.

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I know all the comment were like:

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You can hear the butter

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jumping around bitch.

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I was like, listen,

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this is not, this is not Nigella Lawson.

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Is that her name? The food lady?

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Oh we want to have Johny cakes on,

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Are you available?

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I know you’re busy making

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cakes in your house.

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Wasting food is what I call it.

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Maybe you can come over and we can make

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something what do you think?

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So, I’m just going to follow the,

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Thank you so much for purchasing the,

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I’m just kidding, okay,

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we need 1 cup of water.

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Is it measured?

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Yeah, see, this is why

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you get an assistant.

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It’s kind of like baking,

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but you don’t have to do anything.

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Preheat the oven to 350.

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Now, note to self,

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the Easy Bake Oven uses an

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incendescant light bulb,

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which gives off 96 percent of it’s

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energy as heat energy.

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So this actually gets up to like 380.

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So we might have to pull this out

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even a little early.

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My experience is,

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these cook a little faster than the box.

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Lovely. You guys remember these

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old Easy Bake, um,

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that have have this pan?

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So crazy.

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Blend the cake mix, water,

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egg whites - oh we need to

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separate the whites, yeah,

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can you get me a water bottle?

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An empty water bottle?

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Let me show you guys a trick.

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We’ve got the cake mix.

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Love that.

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Water.

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Egg whites and oil.

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We only have three eggs,

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so I can not fuck up

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this yolk, so this is

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actually very serious.

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It is not a joke.

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Oh please god.

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I want to be blessed

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and favored as proverbs 31 woman

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baking today.

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Oh! Did the yolk break?

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Everyone just like don’t freak out.

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So first thing you are going to

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use this to usck out the yellow right.

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God that was like too much.

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What about this y’all?

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Exactly. Exactly.

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I should call him.

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That’s so gross when people

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say that. People are not funny.

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Okay.

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I’m so nervous about smashing

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the yolk you guys.

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Oh God. Thank God.

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When I was making ice cream,

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I don’t know if I ever made any

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ice cream videos, but durig covid,

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when I was making ice cream,

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I used to separate the yolks, to use that

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to make the ice cream,

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and so it was like a reverse

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trying not to break it.

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Oh, there we go.

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Great, so I’m going to mix

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these three egg whites.

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Do we have extra eggs?

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We had extra eggs the whole fucking time.

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It makes me think of those when I was

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in school the girls

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like all singing waitress.

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I listen to some of the worst

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singers in your life scream like

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sugar, butter.

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Egg whites and oil.

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In a large bowl.

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Now see we’re really feeling

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very princessy when we were

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at the other house,

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because we have my standing mixer.

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If you guys remember,

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we were dpoing an Easy Bake video

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when my last whisker

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just snapped.

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Oh my God.

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I used to be like a beautiful, young,

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women with like a bzz,

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and now what.

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Oh cramping, arthritis, okay.

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At a medium speed, for two minutes.

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Well what do you do when you have a low

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spped? Four minutes?

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Pasta doubles, rice tripples people.

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Pour into pand and bake immediatly

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All right.

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Here I am.

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Oh, I learned this in a baking book,

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real white cakes, real, real white cakes,

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you remove the yolk,

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otherwise it pretty much

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ends up yellow cake.

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Is that true? Baking people?

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I think it’s true.

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During covid,

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when everyone was making bread,

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because everyone had yeast,

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all the homosexuals in west Hollywood

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bought up the yeast very quickly,

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and you had to get someone’s like

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sourdough starter on the blask market.

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AKA grinder.