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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:00.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.79,0:00:01.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hi its Trixie
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.58,0:00:02.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we’re back doing
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.50,0:00:14.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,easy bake 2025 baby
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.45,0:00:15.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how do we realistically think
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.25,0:00:15.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is going to go
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.99,0:00:16.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let’s ask the Trixie
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.78,0:00:17.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hate ball shall we
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.49,0:00:18.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it says horny
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.68,0:00:20.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.60,0:00:21.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,horny cake okay great
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.82,0:00:22.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,love it
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.91,0:00:24.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i want to look up what
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.04,0:00:24.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,year this is
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.66,0:00:25.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because i don’t remember
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.70,0:00:26.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it is hot
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.34,0:00:27.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is a functional
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.15,0:00:28.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,vintage easy bake oven
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.05,0:00:28.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it is warm
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.82,0:00:31.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Also, this is french sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.74,0:00:32.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, the back is french.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.92,0:00:36.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,speaking french
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.44,0:00:37.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,1969
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.77,0:00:39.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that sounds right.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.27,0:00:41.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay this is the Betty Crocker
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.74,0:00:42.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,themed one okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.53,0:00:44.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This one we’ve not used before.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.52,0:00:46.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you guys have not been on
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.09,0:00:47.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this channel before, we used to do a
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.10,0:00:48.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lot more of these.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.03,0:00:49.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It kind of started during covid.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.22,0:00:50.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We’ve cooked with
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.15,0:00:51.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Girl Scouts easy bake oven,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.21,0:00:52.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we’ve made prettzels.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.21,0:00:53.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We’ve cooked with the one
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.13,0:00:53.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with the heating element,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.83,0:00:54.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we’ve cooked with the original.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.90,0:00:55.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love the design
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.86,0:00:56.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on this one you guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.59,0:00:57.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is hot but I am going to lift it up.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.34,0:00:58.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look how cute.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.78,0:00:59.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Adorable right.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.61,0:01:01.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This reminds me of the
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.09,0:01:02.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yellow one we had that had like
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.67,0:01:03.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Brady Bunch style prints
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.60,0:01:04.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on it, but today,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.35,0:01:05.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you guys we’re living in 2025.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.94,0:01:06.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As you know,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.91,0:01:08.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as we film this video,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.58,0:01:10.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,our new prezident you know,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.20,0:01:12.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,immediately started rolling back
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.29,0:01:13.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the, not even rights,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.52,0:01:15.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the even recognising of
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.52,0:01:17.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,trans peope and their needs etc.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.30,0:01:18.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean it’s really wild.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.92,0:01:20.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, you know,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.27,0:01:21.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope to get married someday.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.81,0:01:23.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I love weddings,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.45,0:01:24.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love wedding cake.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.80,0:01:25.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So think about like a
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.88,0:01:28.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,90’s tiered white wedding cake,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.21,0:01:29.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is just so horny to me,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.52,0:01:31.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I want to make a real miniature
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.46,0:01:33.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wedding cake before it becomes
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.02,0:01:34.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,illegal.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.86,0:01:35.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I thought,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.72,0:01:36.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that we could sit down and
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.64,0:01:37.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,make a little easy bake today.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.79,0:01:38.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But before i do that,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.57,0:01:38.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,please subscribe to the channel,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.82,0:01:39.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we have new videos here
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.60,0:01:40.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all the time.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.93,0:01:42.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We’re kind of going back
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.75,0:01:43.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to our roots,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.38,0:01:44.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but i wear synthetic hair,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.28,0:01:45.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so not that I have roots.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.13,0:01:46.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh that, it’s warm you guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.70,0:01:47.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have our little cards
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.76,0:01:48.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we’ve been pulling
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.89,0:01:49.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,every once in a while
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.82,0:01:50.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and sometimes they are mean.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.96,0:01:51.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So let’s thope today is helpful.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.97,0:01:53.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just as the world is always
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.48,0:01:56.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,changing and evolving, so am I.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.97,0:01:57.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s actually very pathetic,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.84,0:01:59.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because yes, I’m getting breasts,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.75,0:02:00.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no I’m just kidding.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.58,0:02:01.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have breasts, but they are
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.88,0:02:03.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the floor in my closet, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.17,0:02:04.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Daniel Cole from Hard Candy Events
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.96,0:02:07.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is here oh my gosh.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.36,0:02:08.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you guys have gone to drag shows
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.96,0:02:11.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the Bread Basket of the Bible Belt,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.14,0:02:12.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,here she is folks.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.28,0:02:13.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m so happy you’re here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.78,0:02:14.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.32,0:02:15.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Illy. Illy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.45,0:02:16.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Daniel and I used to tour together
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.84,0:02:17.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all the time.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.50,0:02:19.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We did this tour with just Daniel and I.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.02,0:02:20.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you guys went to Ages 3 and Up
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.75,0:02:24.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in 2016, you know we did like a
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.41,0:02:25.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Milwaukee Comedy Cafe,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.72,0:02:28.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we did the monacle in Saint Louis,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.21,0:02:29.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which at the time, Leslie Jordan
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.96,0:02:31.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was playing that same venue.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.27,0:02:31.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Around the same time.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.92,0:02:32.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very small world.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.65,0:02:34.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Daniel and I have clocked a lot of hours
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.33,0:02:35.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the road listening to like,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.43,0:02:36.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.13,0:02:37.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lana Del Ray and talked about being gay. so.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.68,0:02:38.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Also we have Nick here today.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.78,0:02:39.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.85,0:02:41.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He’s over there I told you
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.18,0:02:42.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he’s over there,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.19,0:02:43.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so now when i look over here,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.57,0:02:44.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m not just like-.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.39,0:02:45.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We’re going to have to add a camera.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.44,0:02:46.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you guys,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.20,0:02:47.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would it, could we add a camera for Nick,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.33,0:02:49.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or will you all be jerking off.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.06,0:02:50.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a mix here,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.95,0:02:52.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a white cake mix,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.72,0:02:53.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with some white frosting,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.90,0:02:55.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I guess I want to go into projects
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.36,0:02:56.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with intention and goals.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.71,0:02:58.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let’s be honest, pretty much
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.55,0:03:00.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all my Easy Bake videos have been a,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.09,0:03:01.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They’ve all been pretty much tasted fine,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.91,0:03:03.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but looked bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.01,0:03:04.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I want to actually do a
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.02,0:03:06.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,better job on the decorating this time.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.10,0:03:08.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I want to make a small white tiered
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.74,0:03:10.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wedding cake with two groups on top.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.48,0:03:11.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, you know,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.76,0:03:12.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if America gets crazier,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.95,0:03:14.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I might remove this video
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.69,0:03:16.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and go back into hiding
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.18,0:03:16.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as a conservative woman, so,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.65,0:03:17.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who knows, so,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.93,0:03:18.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let’s get cooking.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.53,0:03:19.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Also, if you guys like cooking,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.41,0:03:21.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we just did a Christmas cookie video,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.64,0:03:23.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at my house, out of drag, so,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.19,0:03:24.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,those cookies tasted good
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.85,0:03:26.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and looked cute, let’s try to
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.77,0:03:27.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,keep that going with this video shall we.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.83,0:03:29.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I have my Crack Pot art department
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.31,0:03:30.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brandon, who has
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.53,0:03:31.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all these beautiful items,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.78,0:03:33.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so we need a few things first.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.16,0:03:35.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First we need a bowl.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.03,0:03:35.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gorgeous.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.47,0:03:37.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Second of all, we need
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.28,0:03:38.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about a pound of cocaine.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.54,0:03:39.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m just kidding.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.27,0:03:39.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is flour.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.97,0:03:42.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait.. It’s flour, it’s flour.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.32,0:03:44.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh it’s the mix, oh sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.44,0:03:45.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The perfect ingredients
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.90,0:03:46.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are in the mix.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.68,0:03:48.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the Duncan Hindes perfectly moist,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.81,0:03:50.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,classic white cake mix.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.67,0:03:52.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even though this is the
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.27,0:03:52.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Betty Crocker oven,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.76,0:03:54.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think we can all just reach across
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.29,0:03:56.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the aisle and let byons be byons.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.11,0:03:57.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you love that two cold of butter
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.44,0:03:57.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the last video,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.69,0:04:00.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you’re going to love what
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.03,0:04:00.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i went with by the way.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.84,0:04:02.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know all the comment were like:
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.05,0:04:03.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can hear the butter
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.21,0:04:03.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,jumping around bitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.90,0:04:04.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was like, listen,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.90,0:04:06.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is not, this is not Nigella Lawson.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.52,0:04:07.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that her name? The food lady?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.45,0:04:09.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh we want to have Johny cakes on,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.93,0:04:10.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you available?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.88,0:04:12.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know you’re busy making
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.36,0:04:13.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cakes in your house.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.36,0:04:14.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wasting food is what I call it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.84,0:04:16.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe you can come over and we can make
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.39,0:04:17.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,something what do you think?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.60,0:04:19.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I’m just going to follow the,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.52,0:04:21.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you so much for purchasing the,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.12,0:04:21.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m just kidding, okay,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.87,0:04:23.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we need 1 cup of water.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.45,0:04:24.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it measured?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.56,0:04:26.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, see, this is why
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.11,0:04:27.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you get an assistant.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.13,0:04:28.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s kind of like baking,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.21,0:04:29.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you don’t have to do anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.14,0:04:30.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Preheat the oven to 350.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.49,0:04:32.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, note to self,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.49,0:04:34.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Easy Bake Oven uses an
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.02,0:04:35.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,incendescant light bulb,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.28,0:04:36.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which gives off 96 percent of it’s
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.83,0:04:37.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,energy as heat energy.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.70,0:04:39.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So this actually gets up to like 380.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.52,0:04:41.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we might have to pull this out
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.60,0:04:42.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,even a little early.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.83,0:04:43.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My experience is,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.60,0:04:44.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,these cook a little faster than the box.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.97,0:04:46.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lovely. You guys remember these
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.72,0:04:47.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,old Easy Bake, um,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.94,0:04:48.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that have have this pan?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.97,0:04:49.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.97,0:04:51.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Blend the cake mix, water,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.45,0:04:53.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,egg whites - oh we need to
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.20,0:04:54.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,separate the whites, yeah,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.55,0:04:55.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can you get me a water bottle?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.71,0:04:56.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,An empty water bottle?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.83,0:04:58.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me show you guys a trick.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.10,0:04:59.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We’ve got the cake mix.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.69,0:05:02.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Love that.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.23,0:05:05.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Water.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.79,0:05:07.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Egg whites and oil.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.20,0:05:08.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We only have three eggs,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.40,0:05:09.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I can not fuck up
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.82,0:05:10.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this yolk, so this is
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.74,0:05:11.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,actually very serious.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.66,0:05:12.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is not a joke.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.48,0:05:13.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh please god.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.73,0:05:14.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to be blessed
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.91,0:05:16.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and favored as proverbs 31 woman
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.23,0:05:17.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,baking today.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.26,0:05:20.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! Did the yolk break?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.29,0:05:21.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everyone just like don’t freak out.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.52,0:05:22.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So first thing you are going to
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.77,0:05:24.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,use this to usck out the yellow right.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.84,0:05:26.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God that was like too much.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.55,0:05:27.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What about this y’all?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.45,0:05:30.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Exactly. Exactly.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.50,0:05:31.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I should call him.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.43,0:05:32.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That’s so gross when people
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.58,0:05:33.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,say that. People are not funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.35,0:05:34.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.45,0:05:37.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m so nervous about smashing
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.19,0:05:38.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the yolk you guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.45,0:05:41.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh God. Thank God.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.14,0:05:43.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I was making ice cream,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.09,0:05:44.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t know if I ever made any
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.69,0:05:46.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ice cream videos, but durig covid,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.17,0:05:47.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when I was making ice cream,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.70,0:05:48.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I used to separate the yolks, to use that
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.73,0:05:49.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to make the ice cream,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.83,0:05:50.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and so it was like a reverse
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.76,0:05:53.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,trying not to break it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.06,0:05:55.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, there we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.67,0:05:57.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great, so I’m going to mix
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.59,0:05:59.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,these three egg whites.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.55,0:06:00.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do we have extra eggs?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.39,0:06:02.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We had extra eggs the whole fucking time.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.19,0:06:04.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It makes me think of those when I was
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.34,0:06:05.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in school the girls
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.02,0:06:06.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like all singing waitress.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.12,0:06:07.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I listen to some of the worst
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.40,0:06:08.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,singers in your life scream like
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.31,0:06:10.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sugar, butter.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.31,0:06:11.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Egg whites and oil.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.66,0:06:12.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In a large bowl.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.43,0:06:13.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now see we’re really feeling
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.92,0:06:15.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,very princessy when we were
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.02,0:06:16.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at the other house,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.20,0:06:17.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because we have my standing mixer.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.82,0:06:18.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you guys remember,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.67,0:06:19.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we were dpoing an Easy Bake video
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.87,0:06:21.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when my last whisker
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.18,0:06:22.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just snapped.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.72,0:06:25.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my God.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.88,0:06:28.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I used to be like a beautiful, young,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.13,0:06:30.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,women with like a bzz,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.26,0:06:31.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and now what.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.74,0:06:32.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh cramping, arthritis, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.46,0:06:33.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At a medium speed, for two minutes.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.81,0:06:35.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well what do you do when you have a low
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.64,0:06:36.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,spped? Four minutes?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.46,0:06:37.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pasta doubles, rice tripples people.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.58,0:06:39.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pour into pand and bake immediatly
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.65,0:06:41.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.02,0:06:41.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here I am.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.68,0:06:42.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I learned this in a baking book,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.56,0:06:43.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,real white cakes, real, real white cakes,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.53,0:06:45.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you remove the yolk,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.31,0:06:46.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,otherwise it pretty much
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.36,0:06:47.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ends up yellow cake.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.20,0:06:48.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that true? Baking people?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.54,0:06:49.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think it’s true.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.32,0:06:50.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,During covid,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.03,0:06:51.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when everyone was making bread,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.09,0:06:52.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because everyone had yeast,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.14,0:06:53.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all the homosexuals in west Hollywood
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.37,0:06:54.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bought up the yeast very quickly,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.64,0:06:55.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you had to get someone’s like
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.97,0:06:57.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sourdough starter on the blask market.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.02,0:06:58.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AKA grinder.