Wait, you're telling me you've never heard of falafel?!
Whaaat?
One second
Everybody eat a falafel
It does never ever taste aweful
Everybody's head's gonna bobble
When they put in their mouth falafel
Hey baby have I seen you around?
Maybe you're not from this part of town
You remind of falafel, what, don't turn around
It's just because you're both hot and brown
Yes you look good, a real hot lady
You and falafel drive me crazy
Let's go on a date right now baby
Don't make me wait, I'm not Kuwaiti
You say Faleifal, I say Falafel
You eat potato, its taste is aweful
Like a tomato but you must marvel
At the tastiness of falafel
In a pita pocket or pitter patter
Fried or crispy, I'm getting fatter
In a sandwich or in a platter
Lunch or dinner, it doesn't matter
If you had 3 wishes from a Jinni
You won't be wishing for a panini
And not chiken, huh, tetrazini
Just falafel with some tahini
Other places you won't go
Eat falafel and you'll just want more
Just a little brown rock, you won't let go
It's the only rock a Palestinian won't throw
Don't like falafel? I'm gonna fight you
Tasty rocks yeah, I'm gonna bite you
Eat it all? Oh yes, I would like to
Don't like falafel? You must be white dude
Everybody eat a falafel
It does never ever taste aweful
Everybody's head's gonna bobble
When they put in their mouth falafel
Well there's four food groups, you know it man
But did you know falafel's two of them?
Put one in your mouth and you chew it, then
Put another one in, you can do it man
Falafel is my favorite food
Eat it and I'm in a real good mood
If I could eat it any time I would
It's like Cleveland, except these browns are good
Meet Denver, that's the name of my stomach
Because it is the home of the nuggets
Got falafel? Yes, but where to put it?
Put it in your mouth and then you shut it
Itching for a falafal morsel
Hit the kitchen go through the door so
Eat falafel and then you eat more so
Get falafel up in your torso
I'd like to have a child, I pray
I'd like to have a boy someday
But if he's made of falafel, oh you'd say
I'd have a real tough choice to make
No price on falafel? We can't have that
Tell the cashier that they have to tag that
Tell the bag boy that he has to bag that
Tell your bag mom and tell your Baghdad
Men love falafel, don't you know?
That's because it helps your mustache grow
And women voted it number 1 meal to go
Can you believe it? Somebody lets them vote
So be the envy of your peers
Eating plenty of these spheres
If you need a recipe, well here's one
you can use for years and years 'cause
Everybody eat a falafel
It does never ever taste aweful
Everybody's head's gonna bobble
When they put in their mouth falafel