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Wait, you're telling me you've never heard of falafel?!

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Whaaat?

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One second

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Everybody eat a falafel

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It does never ever taste aweful

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Everybody's head's gonna bobble

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When they put in their mouth falafel

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Hey baby have I seen you around?

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Maybe you're not from this part of town

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You remind of falafel, what, don't turn around

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It's just because you're both hot and brown

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Yes you look good, a real hot lady

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You and falafel drive me crazy

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Let's go on a date right now baby

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Don't make me wait, I'm not Kuwaiti

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You say Faleifal, I say Falafel

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You eat potato, its taste is aweful

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Like a tomato but you must marvel

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At the tastiness of falafel

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In a pita pocket or pitter patter

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Fried or crispy, I'm getting fatter

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In a sandwich or in a platter

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Lunch or dinner, it doesn't matter

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If you had 3 wishes from a Jinni

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You won't be wishing for a panini

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And not chiken, huh, tetrazini

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Just falafel with some tahini

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Other places you won't go

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Eat falafel and you'll just want more

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Just a little brown rock, you won't let go

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It's the only rock a Palestinian won't throw

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Don't like falafel? I'm gonna fight you

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Tasty rocks yeah, I'm gonna bite you

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Eat it all? Oh yes, I would like to

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Don't like falafel? You must be white dude

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Everybody eat a falafel

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It does never ever taste aweful

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Everybody's head's gonna bobble

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When they put in their mouth falafel

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Well there's four food groups, you know it man

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But did you know falafel's two of them?

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Put one in your mouth and you chew it, then

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Put another one in, you can do it man

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Falafel is my favorite food

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Eat it and I'm in a real good mood

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If I could eat it any time I would

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It's like Cleveland, except these browns are good

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Meet Denver, that's the name of my stomach

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Because it is the home of the nuggets

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Got falafel? Yes, but where to put it?

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Put it in your mouth and then you shut it

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Itching for a falafal morsel

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Hit the kitchen go through the door so

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Eat falafel and then you eat more so

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Get falafel up in your torso

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I'd like to have a child, I pray

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I'd like to have a boy someday

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But if he's made of falafel, oh you'd say

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I'd have a real tough choice to make

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No price on falafel? We can't have that

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Tell the cashier that they have to tag that

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Tell the bag boy that he has to bag that

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Tell your bag mom and tell your Baghdad

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Men love falafel, don't you know?

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That's because it helps your mustache grow

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And women voted it number 1 meal to go

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Can you believe it? Somebody lets them vote

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So be the envy of your peers

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Eating plenty of these spheres

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If you need a recipe, well here's one

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you can use for years and years 'cause

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Everybody eat a falafel

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It does never ever taste aweful

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Everybody's head's gonna bobble

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When they put in their mouth falafel