1 00:00:02,663 --> 00:00:05,314 Wait, you're telling me you've never heard of falafel?! 2 00:00:06,037 --> 00:00:07,613 Whaaat? 3 00:00:07,921 --> 00:00:08,921 One second 4 00:00:09,028 --> 00:00:10,721 Everybody eat a falafel 5 00:00:10,721 --> 00:00:12,446 It does never ever taste aweful 6 00:00:12,446 --> 00:00:14,291 Everybody's head's gonna bobble 7 00:00:14,291 --> 00:00:16,498 When they put in their mouth falafel 8 00:00:16,498 --> 00:00:18,009 Hey baby have I seen you around? 9 00:00:18,009 --> 00:00:19,625 Maybe you're not from this part of town 10 00:00:19,625 --> 00:00:21,542 You remind of falafel, what, don't turn around 11 00:00:21,542 --> 00:00:23,524 It's just because you're both hot and brown 12 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:25,254 Yes you look good, a real hot lady 13 00:00:25,254 --> 00:00:27,600 You and falafel drive me crazy 14 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:29,290 Let's go on a date right now baby 15 00:00:29,290 --> 00:00:31,377 Don't make me wait, I'm not Kuwaiti 16 00:00:31,377 --> 00:00:33,126 You say Faleifal, I say Falafel 17 00:00:33,126 --> 00:00:34,967 You eat potato, its taste is aweful 18 00:00:34,967 --> 00:00:36,928 Like a tomato but you must marvel 19 00:00:36,928 --> 00:00:38,585 At the tastiness of falafel 20 00:00:38,585 --> 00:00:40,626 In a pita pocket or pitter patter 21 00:00:40,626 --> 00:00:42,493 Fried or crispy, I'm getting fatter 22 00:00:42,493 --> 00:00:44,340 In a sandwich or in a platter 23 00:00:44,340 --> 00:00:46,058 Lunch or dinner, it doesn't matter 24 00:00:46,058 --> 00:00:48,148 If you had 3 wishes from a Jinni 25 00:00:48,148 --> 00:00:50,025 You won't be wishing for a panini 26 00:00:50,025 --> 00:00:51,857 And not chiken, huh, tetrazini 27 00:00:51,857 --> 00:00:53,986 Just falafel with some tahini 28 00:00:53,986 --> 00:00:55,322 Other places you won't go 29 00:00:55,322 --> 00:00:57,316 Eat falafel and you'll just want more 30 00:00:57,316 --> 00:00:59,174 Just a little brown rock, you won't let go 31 00:00:59,174 --> 00:01:00,990 It's the only rock a Palestinian won't throw 32 00:01:00,990 --> 00:01:02,911 Don't like falafel? I'm gonna fight you 33 00:01:02,911 --> 00:01:04,793 Tasty rocks yeah, I'm gonna bite you 34 00:01:04,793 --> 00:01:06,749 Eat it all? Oh yes, I would like to 35 00:01:06,749 --> 00:01:08,759 Don't like falafel? You must be white dude 36 00:01:08,759 --> 00:01:10,605 Everybody eat a falafel 37 00:01:10,605 --> 00:01:12,313 It does never ever taste aweful 38 00:01:12,313 --> 00:01:14,273 Everybody's head's gonna bobble 39 00:01:14,273 --> 00:01:15,994 When they put in their mouth falafel 40 00:01:15,994 --> 00:01:17,658 Well there's four food groups, you know it man 41 00:01:17,658 --> 00:01:19,668 But did you know falafel's two of them? 42 00:01:19,668 --> 00:01:21,545 Put one in your mouth and you chew it, then 43 00:01:21,545 --> 00:01:23,486 Put another one in, you can do it man 44 00:01:23,486 --> 00:01:25,522 Falafel is my favorite food 45 00:01:25,522 --> 00:01:27,109 Eat it and I'm in a real good mood 46 00:01:27,109 --> 00:01:28,950 If I could eat it any time I would 47 00:01:28,950 --> 00:01:31,051 It's like Cleveland, except these browns are good 48 00:01:31,051 --> 00:01:32,944 Meet Denver, that's the name of my stomach 49 00:01:32,944 --> 00:01:35,064 Because it is the home of the nuggets 50 00:01:35,064 --> 00:01:36,829 Got falafel? Yes, but where to put it? 51 00:01:36,829 --> 00:01:38,736 Put it in your mouth and then you shut it 52 00:01:38,736 --> 00:01:40,487 Itching for a falafal morsel 53 00:01:40,487 --> 00:01:42,292 Hit the kitchen go through the door so 54 00:01:42,292 --> 00:01:44,297 Eat falafel and then you eat more so 55 00:01:44,297 --> 00:01:46,113 Get falafel up in your torso 56 00:01:46,113 --> 00:01:47,831 I'd like to have a child, I pray 57 00:01:47,831 --> 00:01:49,508 I'd like to have a boy someday 58 00:01:49,508 --> 00:01:51,406 But if he's made of falafel, oh you'd say 59 00:01:51,406 --> 00:01:53,506 I'd have a real tough choice to make 60 00:01:53,506 --> 00:01:55,256 No price on falafel? We can't have that 61 00:01:55,256 --> 00:01:57,337 Tell the cashier that they have to tag that 62 00:01:57,337 --> 00:01:59,138 Tell the bag boy that he has to bag that 63 00:01:59,138 --> 00:02:01,062 Tell your bag mom and tell your Baghdad 64 00:02:01,062 --> 00:02:02,700 Men love falafel, don't you know? 65 00:02:02,700 --> 00:02:04,604 That's because it helps your mustache grow 66 00:02:04,604 --> 00:02:06,525 And women voted it number 1 meal to go 67 00:02:06,525 --> 00:02:08,587 Can you believe it? Somebody lets them vote 68 00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:10,242 So be the envy of your peers 69 00:02:10,242 --> 00:02:12,362 Eating plenty of these spheres 70 00:02:12,362 --> 00:02:14,130 If you need a recipe, well here's one 71 00:02:14,130 --> 00:02:16,079 you can use for years and years 'cause 72 00:02:16,079 --> 00:02:17,678 Everybody eat a falafel 73 00:02:17,678 --> 00:02:19,488 It does never ever taste aweful 74 00:02:19,488 --> 00:02:21,796 Everybody's head's gonna bobble 75 00:02:21,796 --> 00:02:24,050 When they put in their mouth falafel