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Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.66,0:00:05.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, you're telling me you've never heard of falafel?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.04,0:00:07.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whaaat?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.92,0:00:08.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One second
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.03,0:00:10.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody eat a falafel
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.72,0:00:12.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It does never ever taste aweful
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.45,0:00:14.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody's head's gonna bobble
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.29,0:00:16.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When they put in their mouth falafel
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.50,0:00:18.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey baby have I seen you around?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.01,0:00:19.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe you're not from this part of town
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.62,0:00:21.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You remind of falafel, what, don't turn around
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.54,0:00:23.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just because you're both hot and brown
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.52,0:00:25.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes you look good, a real hot lady
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.25,0:00:27.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You and falafel drive me crazy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.60,0:00:29.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go on a date right now baby
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.29,0:00:31.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't make me wait, I'm not Kuwaiti
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.38,0:00:33.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You say Faleifal, I say Falafel
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.13,0:00:34.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You eat potato, its taste is aweful
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.97,0:00:36.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like a tomato but you must marvel
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.93,0:00:38.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At the tastiness of falafel
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.58,0:00:40.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In a pita pocket or pitter patter
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.63,0:00:42.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fried or crispy, I'm getting fatter
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.49,0:00:44.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In a sandwich or in a platter
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.34,0:00:46.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lunch or dinner, it doesn't matter
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.06,0:00:48.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you had 3 wishes from a Jinni
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.15,0:00:50.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You won't be wishing for a panini
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.02,0:00:51.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And not chiken, huh, tetrazini
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.86,0:00:53.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just falafel with some tahini
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.99,0:00:55.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Other places you won't go
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.32,0:00:57.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eat falafel and you'll just want more
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.32,0:00:59.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just a little brown rock, you won't let go
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.17,0:01:00.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the only rock a Palestinian won't throw
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.99,0:01:02.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't like falafel? I'm gonna fight you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.91,0:01:04.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tasty rocks yeah, I'm gonna bite you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.79,0:01:06.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eat it all? Oh yes, I would like to
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.75,0:01:08.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't like falafel? You must be white dude
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.76,0:01:10.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody eat a falafel
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.60,0:01:12.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It does never ever taste aweful
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.31,0:01:14.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody's head's gonna bobble
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.27,0:01:15.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When they put in their mouth falafel
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.99,0:01:17.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well there's four food groups, you know it man
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.66,0:01:19.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But did you know falafel's two of them?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.67,0:01:21.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put one in your mouth and you chew it, then
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.54,0:01:23.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put another one in, you can do it man
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.49,0:01:25.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Falafel is my favorite food
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.52,0:01:27.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eat it and I'm in a real good mood
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.11,0:01:28.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I could eat it any time I would
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.95,0:01:31.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like Cleveland, except these browns are good
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.05,0:01:32.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Meet Denver, that's the name of my stomach
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.94,0:01:35.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because it is the home of the nuggets
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.06,0:01:36.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Got falafel? Yes, but where to put it?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.83,0:01:38.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put it in your mouth and then you shut it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.74,0:01:40.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Itching for a falafal morsel
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.49,0:01:42.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hit the kitchen go through the door so
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.29,0:01:44.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eat falafel and then you eat more so
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.30,0:01:46.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get falafel up in your torso
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.11,0:01:47.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd like to have a child, I pray
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.83,0:01:49.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd like to have a boy someday
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.51,0:01:51.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But if he's made of falafel, oh you'd say
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.41,0:01:53.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd have a real tough choice to make
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.51,0:01:55.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No price on falafel? We can't have that
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.26,0:01:57.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell the cashier that they have to tag that
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.34,0:01:59.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell the bag boy that he has to bag that
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.14,0:02:01.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell your bag mom and tell your Baghdad
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.06,0:02:02.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Men love falafel, don't you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.70,0:02:04.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's because it helps your mustache grow
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.60,0:02:06.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And women voted it number 1 meal to go
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.52,0:02:08.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you believe it? Somebody lets them vote
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.59,0:02:10.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So be the envy of your peers
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.24,0:02:12.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eating plenty of these spheres
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.36,0:02:14.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you need a recipe, well here's one
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.13,0:02:16.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can use for years and years 'cause
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.08,0:02:17.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody eat a falafel
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.68,0:02:19.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It does never ever taste aweful
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.49,0:02:21.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody's head's gonna bobble
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.80,0:02:24.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When they put in their mouth falafel