Wait, you're telling me you've never heard of falafel?! Whaaat? One second Everybody eat a falafel It does never ever taste aweful Everybody's head's gonna bobble When they put in their mouth falafel Hey baby have I seen you around? Maybe you're not from this part of town You remind of falafel, what, don't turn around It's just because you're both hot and brown Yes you look good, a real hot lady You and falafel drive me crazy Let's go on a date right now baby Don't make me wait, I'm not Kuwaiti You say Faleifal, I say Falafel You eat potato, its taste is aweful Like a tomato but you must marvel At the tastiness of falafel In a pita pocket or pitter patter Fried or crispy, I'm getting fatter In a sandwich or in a platter Lunch or dinner, it doesn't matter If you had 3 wishes from a Jinni You won't be wishing for a panini And not chiken, huh, tetrazini Just falafel with some tahini Other places you won't go Eat falafel and you'll just want more Just a little brown rock, you won't let go It's the only rock a Palestinian won't throw Don't like falafel? I'm gonna fight you Tasty rocks yeah, I'm gonna bite you Eat it all? Oh yes, I would like to Don't like falafel? You must be white dude Everybody eat a falafel It does never ever taste aweful Everybody's head's gonna bobble When they put in their mouth falafel Well there's four food groups, you know it man But did you know falafel's two of them? Put one in your mouth and you chew it, then Put another one in, you can do it man Falafel is my favorite food Eat it and I'm in a real good mood If I could eat it any time I would It's like Cleveland, except these browns are good Meet Denver, that's the name of my stomach Because it is the home of the nuggets Got falafel? Yes, but where to put it? Put it in your mouth and then you shut it Itching for a falafal morsel Hit the kitchen go through the door so Eat falafel and then you eat more so Get falafel up in your torso I'd like to have a child, I pray I'd like to have a boy someday But if he's made of falafel, oh you'd say I'd have a real tough choice to make No price on falafel? We can't have that Tell the cashier that they have to tag that Tell the bag boy that he has to bag that Tell your bag mom and tell your Baghdad Men love falafel, don't you know? That's because it helps your mustache grow And women voted it number 1 meal to go Can you believe it? Somebody lets them vote So be the envy of your peers Eating plenty of these spheres If you need a recipe, well here's one you can use for years and years 'cause Everybody eat a falafel It does never ever taste aweful Everybody's head's gonna bobble When they put in their mouth falafel