0:00:00.000,0:00:02.948 [Music playing] 0:00:02.948,0:00:05.896 [Dean Martin singing "Good Mornin' Life] 0:00:05.896,0:00:09.927 ♪ Good morning life, good morning[br]sun, how are your skies above ♪ 0:00:11.960,0:00:17.394 ♪ Gee it's great to be alive and in love ♪ 0:00:17.394,0:00:24.022 ♪ Good morning life, good morning birds,[br]sing out your happy tune ♪ 0:00:24.022,0:00:29.188 ♪ Feels so good, 'cause I'll be seeing her[br]soon ♪ 0:00:29.188,0:00:32.923 ♪ Last night she said she loved me,[br]what a pity to part ♪ 0:00:35.322,0:00:38.454 ♪ I slept with both eyes open[br]waiting for today to start ♪ 0:00:41.320,0:00:45.652 ♪ Good morning life, good morning world,[br]how are you, happiness ♪ 0:00:47.889,0:00:52.988 ♪ All at once, I know what living can be ♪ 0:00:52.988,0:00:58.056 ♪ It's life, it's free,[br]it's someone waiting for me...♪ 0:00:58.056,0:01:00.164 (Pringles mascot)[br]Hey, honey! How 'bout it? 0:01:00.164,0:01:08.039 ♪...Who'd someday be my wife,[br]good morning life ♪ 0:01:08.039,0:01:10.836 ♪ Good morning life ♪♪ 0:01:13.035,0:01:15.234 (Michelin man cop #1)[br]Oh, God, it was...you know what? 0:01:15.234,0:01:16.346 You should come with us next time. 0:01:16.346,0:01:17.343 (Michelin man cop #2)[br]Nah, man, I don't like zoos. 0:01:17.343,0:01:19.610 Ah, man but the kids go apeshit for it 0:01:19.610,0:01:21.710 Yeah, well, I don't see my kids that much.[br]Besides, it's depressing. 0:01:24.466,0:01:26.367 What, getting up close to animals? 0:01:26.367,0:01:29.065 I mean, where the hell else are you[br]going to get that close to a cheetah? 0:01:29.065,0:01:30.797 Yeah, that cheetah can run like a[br]motherfucker. 0:01:30.797,0:01:33.702 But in a zoo? He ain't got[br]enough room to hit second gear. 0:01:33.702,0:01:35.900 I mean, it ain't like they're[br]in their natural habitat. 0:01:35.900,0:01:36.935 Yeah, no shit man! 0:01:36.935,0:01:37.936 That's 'cause they'd be dead if[br]they were in their natural habitat. 0:01:37.936,0:01:40.936 These animals have been rescued. 0:01:40.936,0:01:44.265 Usually injured or something in like[br]you know, the wild. 0:01:44.265,0:01:45.065 Or blind. 0:01:45.065,0:01:45.800 No shit? 0:01:45.800,0:01:46.702 No shit! 0:01:46.702,0:01:47.535 See, I didn't know that. 0:01:47.535,0:01:48.601 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 0:01:48.601,0:01:49.530 That's even more depressing![br]That's what I'm talking about. 0:01:50.367,0:01:52.237 A blind-ass cheetah bumping[br]into trees and shit. 0:01:52.237,0:01:54.199 That shit's fucked up. 0:01:54.199,0:01:55.600 I didn't say the cheetah was blind. 0:01:55.600,0:01:56.732 Well, then, what's blind? 0:01:56.732,0:01:58.599 Nothing's blind, it's just an example. 0:01:58.599,0:02:01.930 Well, then that's a fucked up example[br]of some shit right there, man! 0:02:01.930,0:02:03.196 That's what I'm talking about![br]Blind cheetahs and shit. 0:02:04.599,0:02:05.697 I just meant... 0:02:05.697,0:02:07.133 Look, go get the food. 0:02:07.133,0:02:07.700 Alright. 0:02:07.700,0:02:09.102 'Ey, and remember, we pay half. 0:02:09.102,0:02:10.032 Yeah, I know. 0:02:10.032,0:02:11.102 And get me a large Coke, too. 0:02:11.102,0:02:13.233 You got it! 0:02:13.233,0:02:16.233 [muttering under breath][br]Captain douchebag. 0:02:16.233,0:02:18.233 Okay, small salad, bottle of water.[br]That's it. Small salad, bottle of water. 0:02:20.598,0:02:22.130 Hmmm... 0:02:22.130,0:02:24.800 (Female voice on radio)[br]All units respond to APB 211. 0:02:24.800,0:02:27.972 Suspect last seen heading west[br]on Alameda in a red delivery van. 0:02:27.972,0:02:33.374 Suspect white male, 6 feet tall,[br]yellow jumpsuit, red hair and shoes, 0:02:33.374,0:02:35.425 answers to the name Ronald,[br]considered armed and dangerous. 0:02:37.716,0:02:39.435 Sweet Jesus! 0:02:43.742,0:02:45.313 Hey, hurry up! 0:02:45.313,0:02:48.777 Go! Go! Go! Go! 0:02:51.482,0:02:52.673 Was he in my lane? 0:02:53.305,0:02:54.872 (Female voice on radio)[br]...Suspect heading south on Royal Canyon... 0:02:54.872,0:02:56.170 Watch out! Watch out! 0:02:56.170,0:02:59.174 (Muffled talk on radio from helicopter) 0:02:59.741,0:03:02.504 (Mr. Clean in a feminine tone)[br]Okay, people, listen to me, please. 0:03:02.504,0:03:04.371 Hands and feet inside the car.[br]No snacks, and certainly no feeding 0:03:04.371,0:03:09.008 the animals. Grrrr.[br]There's a lot to see going on. 0:03:10.303,0:03:15.237 Have a lovely time together,[br]so here we gooo! 0:03:15.237,0:03:19.875 Just on your right is a rare[br]but simply gorgeous little reptilian friend 0:03:19.875,0:03:21.939 It's our French crocodile. 0:03:21.939,0:03:25.138 And no, you won't see any handbag[br]or belt made out of this... 0:03:25.138,0:03:26.506 This guy sucks hairy balls. 0:03:26.506,0:03:30.309 Gah, let's get out of here.[br]C'mon, let's go. 0:03:30.309,0:03:31.739 Let's go ride a lion! 0:03:31.739,0:03:33.574 [Laughing] 0:03:33.574,0:03:36.574 [penguin squeaking] 0:03:36.574,0:03:37.671 Oh, look at the big pussy![br]Hey, big pussy! 0:03:37.671,0:03:41.141 [Laughing and snorting] 0:03:41.141,0:03:43.171 [Roaring] 0:03:43.171,0:03:49.004 Oh, ho, ho![br]That is no way to treat our animal friends 0:03:49.004,0:03:52.173 How would you like it if I pulled my[br]pantyhose down and shook my heinie 0:03:52.173,0:03:55.173 in your faces? Hmm? 0:03:55.173,0:04:07.507 [Suspenseful music] 0:04:07.507,0:04:08.507 (male voice on helicopter radio)[br]Roger that. 0:04:08.507,0:04:10.840 Uh, you guys want to look out for a[br]blue recycle vehicle. 0:04:10.840,0:04:20.500 [Sirens, car engine sounds and crashing] 0:04:20.500,0:04:24.472 [Ronald laughing] 0:04:24.472,0:04:26.904 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa![br]Just keep your eyes on the road. 0:04:26.904,0:04:29.572 My eyes are on the road, but I got[br]to watch out for the sidewalk... 0:04:31.356,0:04:34.356 [dramatic music and helicopter whirring] 0:04:34.356,0:04:40.896 [Diner music] 0:04:40.896,0:04:43.864 Wow, Esso girl in that white outfit looking pretty good today. 0:04:43.864,0:04:45.330 What I wouldn't give to... 0:04:45.330,0:04:46.664 Save your energy, dude. 0:04:46.664,0:04:49.534 Think she gives a damn about classic recipe, anymore? 0:04:49.534,0:04:52.465 Fuck off. Sour's the new hot and spicy. 0:04:52.465,0:04:55.697 Esso: Oh, you can both forget it. Trust me. 0:04:55.697,0:04:57.565 You're pretty hard to forget. 0:04:57.565,0:04:59.233 Nice mustache. 0:04:59.233,0:05:01.598 It only tickles for a little while... 0:05:10.128,0:05:12.760 [Animal noises] 0:05:12.760,0:05:17.460 [Traffic noises] 0:05:21.059,0:05:22.754 Burn some rubber dude! 0:05:23.017,0:05:25.117 That was almost green! That light was green! 0:05:25.117,0:05:27.218 Goodness! Where's a cop when you need one? 0:05:28.710,0:05:29.894 No! 0:05:32.420,0:05:33.852 Here we go! Watch out! 0:05:33.852,0:05:37.585 Whoa, that's crazy! 0:05:37.585,0:05:40.586 Hello! You deserved that, you bastard! 0:05:47.984,0:05:51.008 [Ronald shouting] 0:05:54.957,0:05:56.756 Goddamnit, look out! 0:05:56.756,0:05:58.287 Christ, it's a fucking truck! 0:05:58.287,0:06:02.422 Oh, fuck me! 0:06:02.422,0:06:03.457 Oh, Jesus Christ! 0:06:06.687,0:06:08.463 Oh, my Christ... 0:06:19.083,0:06:21.449 Oh, this dick better be alive. 0:06:23.414,0:06:26.083 Okay, boys, let's round 'em up. 0:06:26.083,0:06:28.680 Oh, fuck, shit is going down! 0:06:28.680,0:06:31.913 'Aight, boys, show 'em how we do it down here. 0:06:31.913,0:06:33.646 Female voice over ready: Suspect's vehicle is in sight. 0:06:33.646,0:06:35.079 Vehicle is disabled, blocking... 0:06:35.079,0:06:38.179 Whoa, check it out, dude. 0:06:38.179,0:06:39.612 Cops, dude. 0:06:39.612,0:06:41.345 Move it. 0:06:41.345,0:06:43.411 >>Awesome. 0:06:43.411,0:06:45.279 < 0:06:45.279,0:06:48.481 >>Jesus, look at all the guns. We should get one. 0:06:48.481,0:06:52.848 Whoa, we can sell all the shit. We're gonna be so rich. 0:06:52.848,0:06:54.181 Hello, hostage! 0:06:54.181,0:06:56.182 Oh, shit! 0:06:56.182,0:06:58.150 Back off you sons of bitches! 0:06:58.150,0:06:59.417 Cowboy Cop: Hold your fire, boys! 0:06:59.417,0:07:01.016 I'll shoot every last one of ya! 0:07:01.016,0:07:03.778 You don't want to see Big Boy's brain splatter, do ya? 0:07:03.778,0:07:08.827 I'll shoot every last one of ya right between the eyes! 0:07:08.827,0:07:10.859 Goddamnit! 0:07:10.859,0:07:14.827 Stay cool, little man. Just stay cool, bro. 0:07:14.827,0:07:16.991 Old Ronald's got you now, this is gonna be just fine. 0:07:16.991,0:07:19.194 We just... 0:07:19.194,0:07:23.590 Oh, you fucking brat! Jesus Christ! 0:07:23.590,0:07:26.192 [Gun firing] 0:07:26.192,0:07:30.158 I'll kill every last one of you in this goddamn hell hole! 0:07:30.158,0:07:32.325 No, no, no, hold it! No, no, no! 0:07:32.325,0:07:34.125 This clown is all mine. 0:07:35.269,0:07:36.155 Cowboy Cop: Damnit. 0:07:36.664,0:07:38.980 Are you kidding me? [Growling] 0:07:38.980,0:07:39.736 Cop: Ooo... 0:07:39.736,0:07:47.133 Ronald: Wooo!!! Sweet Mary Ginger! Take this, you sons of bitches! Ahhh ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. 0:07:47.133,0:07:52.862 [Continues laughing] 0:07:52.862,0:07:57.230 I'm free! I'm free! 0:07:57.230,0:07:59.130 Oh, Jesus Christ. 0:07:59.130,0:08:04.894 [Roaring] 0:08:04.894,0:08:08.033 [Animal Sounds] 0:08:08.033,0:08:10.128 Dispatch, where the hell is swat? 0:08:10.128,0:08:12.265 Female voice over radio: Swat, what's your ETA? 0:08:12.265,0:08:16.230 [Muffled talk over the radio] 0:08:16.230,0:08:18.067 Shoot that sumbitch in the heads. 0:08:18.067,0:08:23.864 Voice over radio: Number one, you got a shot, you take it. 0:08:28.615,0:08:30.678 Ronald: What the fuck was that? 0:08:31.412,0:08:37.847 [Animal noises] 0:08:39.881,0:08:42.712 Put a bullet in his brain, sniper one. 0:08:49.581,0:08:59.393 [Rumbling] 0:08:59.393,0:09:03.061 We're going down! 0:09:05.069,0:09:08.205 Stay with me. You'll be fine. 0:09:08.373,0:09:11.574 It's a goddamn earthquake! Run! 0:09:11.574,0:09:15.472 [Animal noises and suspenseful music] 0:09:15.472,0:09:17.703 Ho, ho... 0:09:23.670,0:09:25.505 Come, now! 0:09:25.571,0:09:26.906 Run, spicy, run! 0:09:26.906,0:09:29.941 Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 0:09:30.642,0:09:32.141 Shit! 0:09:32.141,0:09:35.106 Ahhh! 0:09:37.369,0:09:39.540 You're mine now, clown. 0:09:39.540,0:09:41.173 Come and get it, pork chop. 0:09:41.173,0:09:43.007 You're mine now, clownie! 0:09:43.007,0:09:45.507 Come out, come out, wherever you are! 0:09:45.507,0:09:48.338 Hello, asshole! 0:09:51.370,0:09:54.504 Sorry for killing you, bro. [Laughing] 0:09:54.504,0:09:56.235 C'mon, get in! 0:09:56.235,0:09:58.804 Cool! Cop car! 0:10:02.241,0:10:05.275 Yeah! [Laughing] 0:10:06.741,0:10:09.041 Big Boy: Turn on the siren! 0:10:09.204,0:10:24.537 [Crashing and suspenseful music] 0:10:24.537,0:10:29.904 Weee! [Laughing] 0:10:29.904,0:10:31.942 Oh, losers! 0:10:31.942,0:10:35.873 Whoa, whoa...[Laughing] 0:10:35.873,0:10:37.071 You white trash! 0:10:37.071,0:10:43.141 Whoa! Woooo! Ha-ha, look at me, boys! 0:10:43.772,0:10:47.308 Ohhh, ahhhh!!! 0:10:47.308,0:10:50.473 No, no, no, no, no! Ahhh! 0:10:51.073,0:10:55.272 Esso: Ahh! We have to get out of LA! It's all coming down! 0:10:56.569,0:10:58.737 Big Boy: Punch it! Punch it! 0:10:58.737,0:11:06.103 Ahh... 0:11:06.638,0:11:17.907 [Suspenseful music] 0:11:17.907,0:11:21.505 Esso: We're gonna make it. Dear God, we're gonna make it! 0:11:21.505,0:11:31.403 [Suspenseful music] 0:11:31.403,0:11:33.470 Esso: Ahhh!!! 0:11:33.470,0:11:40.938 [Esso and Big Boy screaming] 0:11:58.575,0:12:00.405 We're alive. 0:12:00.405,0:12:04.103 Awesome! 0:12:05.870,0:12:15.697 [Explosions] 0:12:15.697,0:12:17.846 Esso: What the? Oh! 0:12:18.246,0:12:41.510 [Rumbling and car alarms going off] 0:12:46.176,0:12:56.944 [Waves crashing] 0:12:56.944,0:13:01.812 [Music] 0:13:01.812,0:13:11.445 Lyrics: I don't want to set the world on fire. 0:13:11.445,0:13:23.911 I just want to start a flame in your heart. 0:13:23.911,0:13:33.577 In my heart I have but one desire. 0:13:33.577,0:13:45.712 And that one is you, no other will do. 0:13:45.712,0:13:51.199 I've lost all ambition for worldly acclaim. 0:13:51.199,0:13:56.831 I just want to be the one you love. 0:13:56.831,0:14:02.399 And with your admission that you feel the same, 0:14:02.399,0:14:08.027 I'll have reached the goal I'm dreaming of, believe me. 0:14:08.027,0:14:17.599 I don't want to set the world on fire. 0:14:17.599,0:14:29.997 I just want to start a flame in your heart. 0:14:29.997,0:14:36.966 Talking over music: I don't want to set the world on fire, honey. 0:14:36.966,0:14:40.495 I love you too much. 0:14:40.495,0:14:50.161 I just want to start a great big flame down in your heart. 0:14:50.161,0:15:01.998 You see, way down inside of me, darling I have only one desire. 0:15:01.998,0:15:05.862 And that one desire is you. 0:15:05.862,0:15:14.165 And I know nobody else ain't gonna do. 0:15:14.165,0:15:20.028 Singing: I've lost all ambition for worldly acclaim. 0:15:20.028,0:15:25.765 I just want to be the one you love. 0:15:25.765,0:15:31.563 And with your admission that you feel the same, 0:15:31.563,0:15:37.296 I'll have reached the goal I'm dreaming of, believe me. 0:15:37.296,0:15:47.327 I don't want to set the world on fire. 0:15:47.327,0:15:59.231 I just want to start a flame in your heart! 0:15:59.231,0:16:01.000 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I'm loving it!