WEBVTT 00:00:03.631 --> 00:00:05.134 Goodbye, Sir. Have a good day! 00:00:05.134 --> 00:00:05.938 Thank you! 00:00:08.365 --> 00:00:10.245 [indistinct laughing] 00:00:10.245 --> 00:00:11.175 Bye! 00:00:13.075 --> 00:00:15.223 6 employees and a janitor is doable. 00:00:15.223 --> 00:00:16.953 With 5-6 clients we'll be good. 00:00:16.953 --> 00:00:18.512 Something wrong? You look tired. 00:00:18.512 --> 00:00:20.236 Don't ever do that again. Never again! 00:00:20.236 --> 00:00:21.672 What? What did I say? 00:00:21.672 --> 00:00:23.352 I also laugh when I see someone fall. 00:00:23.352 --> 00:00:24.651 Get rid of those laced pumps and 00:00:24.651 --> 00:00:25.951 put on the moccasins instead. 00:00:25.951 --> 00:00:29.540 (Upbeat music playing) 00:00:29.540 --> 00:00:30.654 Mate! Mate! Mate! 00:00:30.654 --> 00:00:31.832 Did you see their killer look? 00:00:31.832 --> 00:00:32.748 That's style! 00:00:32.748 --> 00:00:34.995 And they both have Bergelins! 00:00:35.275 --> 00:00:36.384 Well I'm keeping my moccasins, 00:00:36.384 --> 00:00:38.352 and I recommend you do the same if you don't want to look like a clown. 00:00:38.352 --> 00:00:40.089 You don't understand. It's a question of look! 00:00:40.089 --> 00:00:42.144 We're ten times more credible if we look like those guys. 00:00:42.144 --> 00:00:43.989 Don't talk to me about looks! Have you seen how you're dressed? 00:00:43.989 --> 00:00:46.213 What? Are you making fun of my suit? 00:00:46.225 --> 00:00:47.605 (upbeat music) 00:00:47.605 --> 00:00:48.975 With my jacket, no one will notice us. 00:00:48.975 --> 00:00:51.741 Play dumb. Forget to triple not your laces and you'll see what happens. 00:00:54.382 --> 00:00:56.193 [On radio] the suspects have been acquitted. 00:00:56.193 --> 00:00:58.490 Among the soldiers sentenced to death, 5 are already dead 00:00:58.490 --> 00:01:01.049 and the others are in Bujumbura prison. 00:01:01.049 --> 00:01:02.106 A high secur... 00:01:02.106 --> 00:01:04.513 [radio zaps] 00:01:04.513 --> 00:01:08.022 prise... the two protagonists, Antoine Duléry and Phillipe Bénard... 00:01:08.022 --> 00:01:11.450 [radio zaps] 00:01:11.450 --> 00:01:13.543 [new radio channel] You shouldn't cover your face. 00:01:13.543 --> 00:01:16.270 The name of your movie is, "Two people on a comet." 00:01:16.270 --> 00:01:18.228 [radio zaps to new station] 00:01:18.228 --> 00:01:20.359 This week in Cinémag, Iggyl & Rikki tell us 00:01:20.359 --> 00:01:22.098 everything about the production of short films. 00:01:22.098 --> 00:01:25.031 [radio zaps to new channel] 00:01:25.031 --> 00:01:26.664 Also, the participation of Michel Croton 00:01:26.664 --> 00:01:28.574 Yes, but at that point we can also name 00:01:28.574 --> 00:01:30.914 Pierre Rousselle, Pascale Pouzadoux, Christiane Lay, 00:01:30.914 --> 00:01:33.597 TessSchnebelen - YvesRoux- PatrickRousseau - DanielBouloux... 00:01:33.597 --> 00:01:35.429 [radio zaps to new station] 00:01:35.429 --> 00:01:36.772 Bénédicte respond, who is the... 00:01:36.772 --> 00:01:37.430 Are you done? 00:01:37.430 --> 00:01:38.875 ...director of the movie? 00:01:38.875 --> 00:01:41.409 Bénédicte: I was thinking it was Alexander Mehring... 00:01:41.409 --> 00:01:42.232 [radio zaps off] 00:01:43.192 --> 00:01:45.136 (Ominous music plays) 00:01:45.136 --> 00:01:47.573 Here there is the doorman who controls the opening of the airlocks. 00:01:48.143 --> 00:01:48.502 The dwarf? 00:01:49.039 --> 00:01:49.959 Oh ya that's true, he isn't very big. 00:01:50.652 --> 00:01:51.752 In my opinion, he must be freaked out. 00:01:52.038 --> 00:01:52.751 Who is speaking? 00:01:53.271 --> 00:01:54.388 There are 3 of them at the service counter. 00:01:56.113 --> 00:01:58.393 Aren't those the 2 guys who came to open an account earlier. 00:01:59.313 --> 00:02:00.727 I knew I heard someone! 00:02:00.937 --> 00:02:01.537 Watch out! 00:02:01.797 --> 00:02:03.010 They each have access to an alarm! 00:02:03.110 --> 00:02:06.027 Two of them at their desk, and one on the wall behind her. 00:02:06.277 --> 00:02:09.167 The younger one tripped on his shoelace just in front of my desk. 00:02:09.872 --> 00:02:12.053 The boss and his right hand man in the office behind them. 00:02:12.166 --> 00:02:13.455 I've never seen them. 00:02:13.785 --> 00:02:14.685 Me neither. 00:02:16.505 --> 00:02:17.050 And the janitor? 00:02:17.560 --> 00:02:18.795 He just finished his shift. 00:02:23.415 --> 00:02:24.892 The van will be here in 15 minutes. 00:02:25.375 --> 00:02:26.623 It takes 5 minutes to unload it. 00:02:27.103 --> 00:02:28.334 That means we have 20 minutes. 00:02:28.505 --> 00:02:30.752 Ok. Here's how I see it. 00:02:30.752 --> 00:02:59.498 (upbeat electronic music) 00:03:00.008 --> 00:03:03.548 You're completely crazy! Do you realize what you just said to me? 00:03:04.228 --> 00:03:06.567 You really see us getting there with those things on our head like that! 00:03:07.428 --> 00:03:07.988 Huh? 00:03:10.918 --> 00:03:12.595 Let me tell you how it's going to happen. 00:03:12.632 --> 00:03:33.340 (upbeat electronic music) 00:03:33.410 --> 00:03:35.226 Kid: I'm coming with you! 00:03:35.226 --> 00:03:37.696 [kids laugh] 00:03:37.696 --> 00:03:40.106 Come on kids, go play somewhere else. 00:03:40.106 --> 00:03:41.566 Now you see how annoying it can be! 00:03:41.566 --> 00:03:43.716 Let me go! Let me go! 00:03:43.716 --> 00:03:45.029 And this is how we make ourselves look like puppets. 00:03:47.749 --> 00:03:49.236 You're being a little ridiculous. 00:03:49.236 --> 00:03:51.366 Don't even get me started about your delicate way of opening the door. 00:03:51.381 --> 00:03:53.751 First off, you're going to dislocate your shoulder if you hold your gun like that. 00:03:54.551 --> 00:03:56.311 And you're not even sure of hitting your target. 00:03:56.311 --> 00:03:58.711 [woman sreams] 00:03:58.711 --> 00:04:00.251 Nice hit that attracts all the trouble in the world. 00:04:00.251 --> 00:04:04.211 [police sirens] 00:04:09.075 --> 00:04:11.445 [noise of gavel] 00:04:11.445 --> 00:04:13.705 With all of the power invested in me, 00:04:13.705 --> 00:04:15.679 I sentence you to life. 00:04:15.765 --> 00:04:17.285 [hits gavel] Next case! 00:04:24.664 --> 00:04:27.541 I'm really sorry guys, but I couldn't do anything. 00:04:29.887 --> 00:04:32.671 [loud static noise] 00:04:38.079 --> 00:04:38.525 Well. 00:04:39.145 --> 00:04:40.195 What should we do? 00:04:41.267 --> 00:04:42.269 Pff! 00:04:43.567 --> 00:04:45.246 We start over from the beginning.