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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:03.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,boy these fishes sure are horny
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.46,0:00:08.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the open access journal Evo dvo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.49,0:00:10.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,has just reported that there's a fish
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.70,0:00:13.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out there called the African annual fish
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.30,0:00:15.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that has the most rapid sexual
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.32,0:00:17.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maturation of any vertebrate species
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.89,0:00:19.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,basically these fishes are being born
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.67,0:00:21.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then they hit puberty and then they go
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.50,0:00:23.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,crazy with the sex and then they make a
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.16,0:00:25.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bunch of babies then they kick the bucket
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.24,0:00:26.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}making baby noises{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.74,0:00:29.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want a candy\NMom Dad it's my own life
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.41,0:00:30.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quit telling me what to do
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.99,0:00:32.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yo, what's up my name's Tony
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.34,0:00:33.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,people call me \NTodd
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.45,0:00:34.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey, you were supposed to take
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.88,0:00:35.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out the trash again
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.79,0:00:36.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Marissa, put that down
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.85,0:00:41.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All my friends are dead and \Nsoon I will be too
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.46,0:00:43.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so basically these guys don't have a lot of
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.24,0:00:45.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,time to live their life because
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.23,0:00:47.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what happens to puddles of rain in Africa?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.66,0:00:49.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}dramatically sips from cup{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.92,0:00:53.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They dry up \Ntalk about Hakuna Matata
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.14,0:00:54.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not to worry though because these fish
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.95,0:00:56.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are built to handle\Nthis kind of stuff
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.94,0:00:58.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a report made by Martin Richard
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.58,0:01:02.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stated that they can grow up \Nto 23% of their body length
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.86,0:01:07.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in a day and start reproducing \Naround 17 days old then
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.21,0:01:09.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,their eggs can make it to the hatching
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.57,0:01:12.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stage in as few as \N15 days which means
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.81,0:01:16.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,these fish are making it from one \Ngeneration to the next
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.90,0:01:17.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in about a month
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.91,0:01:20.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so , what happens to the eggs\Nwhen the water dries up
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.58,0:01:22.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they haven't hatched yet
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.55,0:01:26.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not to worry the dormant embryos of \Nthe African annual fish can survive in
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.60,0:01:28.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in dried mud for months
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.54,0:01:32.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but hey you can't blame them \Ncuz when life's short you got
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.22,0:01:33.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to play hard
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.22,0:01:35.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so what would \Nwould you guys do if you had
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.38,0:01:37.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the lifespan of annual fish
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.49,0:01:38.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd probably
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.56,0:01:43.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know all right well
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.87,0:01:45.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll see you harry mammals tomorrow
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.54,0:01:48.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and don't forget to check out the other \Nepisodes here and here
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.66,0:01:52.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,subscribe to the show and I will \Nsee you tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.80,0:01:56.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,boy those fish are horny