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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.40,0:00:05.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just wanted to confirm, I'm going\Nto drop the new dog off on Sunday morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.40,0:00:07.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've called him Bark Ruffalo.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.88,0:00:09.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's cute isn’t it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.56,0:00:12.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is actually quite good. But listen,\Nthat's what I wanted to talk to you about.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.36,0:00:15.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm afraid I can’t dog sit on Sunday.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.16,0:00:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, hi, Michael.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.00,0:00:17.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, hi, Georgia.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.80,0:00:21.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, I don't want any of your excuses,\NDavid, you promised.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.80,0:00:24.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't leave him with a neighbour\Nbecause he peed in her kitchen.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.24,0:00:24.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.72,0:00:26.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whereas we are desperate for him\Nto come and pee in our kitchen.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.60,0:00:30.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know that I did\Npromise to dog sit on Sunday but
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.84,0:00:32.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,since I promised,\Nsomething else has come up.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.64,0:00:35.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, that sounds like a you problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.88,0:00:46.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, hi, Stan how are things?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.28,0:00:48.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, David. How are you? Okay, listen,\NI need a favour.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.76,0:00:49.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Michael Sheen has asked me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.80,0:00:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to look after his dog on Sunday,\Nbut I agreed to host the BAFTA Film Awards
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.04,0:00:55.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the same day. I was wondering\Nif you could look after his dog.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.92,0:00:59.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would love to do that for you, David.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.12,0:01:01.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Stan, you're a lifesaver.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.08,0:01:03.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you so much.\NIs there anything else I can do for you?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.96,0:01:07.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, looking after the dog,\NI mean, that's obviously amazing.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.56,0:01:12.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could wash your car or something\Nor the windows in your home.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.96,0:01:16.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're not really gonna look after\Nthe dog, are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.80,0:01:20.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the BAFTA\Nfor Catching On Very Quickly goes to...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.44,0:01:23.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Himesh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.44,0:01:26.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I think your computer is frozen.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.96,0:01:31.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no it’s not frozen\Nbecause I just saw someone.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.08,0:01:34.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, I know you're just calling\Nbecause you want something from me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.72,0:01:34.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.92,0:01:38.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you doing on Sunday?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.08,0:01:40.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh for crying out loud.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.60,0:01:42.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tom Hiddleston.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.28,0:01:44.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, David. What's the pitch?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.92,0:01:48.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pitch is dog\Nsitting for Michael Sheen. Wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.52,0:01:50.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.72,0:01:51.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Interesting.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.32,0:01:54.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm guessing that we're going for, like,\Nfunny.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.08,0:01:55.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Could be funny, it’s a cute dog.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.96,0:02:00.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I suppose the dog sitter\Ninitially could present as benign,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.44,0:02:05.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then he and the dog get up to\Nall kinds of hijinx and ultimately disrupt
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.64,0:02:10.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stuffy old Michael Sheen's boring life.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.28,0:02:11.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But for the better.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.88,0:02:13.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen did your agent
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.68,0:02:15.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tell you\Nthat I wanted to talk to you about film.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.44,0:02:17.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well yeah, obviously,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.92,0:02:21.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,unless you're actually calling me\Nto ask me to dogsit
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.72,0:02:25.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for Michael Sheen. No.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.40,0:02:28.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh. Dame Judi.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.52,0:02:29.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Long time no see.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.88,0:02:34.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought you were going to be\Nthat beautiful Michael Sheen.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.16,0:02:34.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What you want?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.96,0:02:37.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I wonder if you'd be up\Nfor a bit of dog sitting.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.80,0:02:43.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I promised to look after Bark Ruffalo for\NMichael on Sunday, but I'm double booked.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.20,0:02:45.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,David. Bark Ruffalo.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.24,0:02:47.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He pees everywhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.68,0:02:49.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And anyway, I shall be watching a BAFTA
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.92,0:02:52.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Film Awards with a big glass of champagne.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.12,0:02:57.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's with the kilt? Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.20,0:03:16.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, David Tennant signing in.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.88,0:03:23.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a courier here\Nwith something for production.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.88,0:03:24.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,David Tennant to stage.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.92,0:03:37.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi. Hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.80,0:03:39.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, everyone. Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.44,0:03:42.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi. Hi there.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.12,0:03:43.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry. I've got-
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.12,0:03:51.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you good with dogs?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.84,0:03:53.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, and not on your dress.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.28,0:03:53.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.84,0:03:55.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you. Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.72,0:03:57.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi. Sorry. Hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.36,0:03:59.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello. Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.24,0:04:00.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.12,0:04:01.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.08,0:04:01.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.48,0:04:04.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Michael.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.80,0:04:06.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Michael?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.56,0:04:08.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.32,0:04:09.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.36,0:04:11.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you doing there?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.08,0:04:14.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm hosting the show.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.60,0:04:16.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is why you wanted me to dog sit,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.32,0:04:17.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so you could sit there?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.24,0:04:19.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.80,0:04:22.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You going to have to take the dog? What?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.12,0:04:24.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What if I have to go up on the stage\Nto be given an award?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.80,0:04:26.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. All right. Give me.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.64,0:04:27.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.28,0:04:27.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get that one.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.76,0:04:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You take that. And this weird thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.80,0:04:33.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Was this Scottish man mean to you?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.80,0:04:35.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, come on to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.44,0:04:38.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no, no, no, no.