I just wanted to confirm, I'm going
to drop the new dog off on Sunday morning.

We've called him Bark Ruffalo.

It's cute isn’t it?

That is actually quite good. But listen,
that's what I wanted to talk to you about.

I'm afraid I can’t dog sit on Sunday.

Oh, hi, Michael.

Yeah, hi, Georgia.

Look, I don't want any of your excuses,
David, you promised.

I can't leave him with a neighbour
because he peed in her kitchen.

Right.

Whereas we are desperate for him
to come and pee in our kitchen.

I know that I did
promise to dog sit on Sunday but

since I promised,
something else has come up.

Well, that sounds like a you problem.

Oh, hi, Stan how are things?

Hi, David. How are you? Okay, listen,
I need a favour.

Michael Sheen has asked me

to look after his dog on Sunday,
but I agreed to host the BAFTA Film Awards

on the same day. I was wondering
if you could look after his dog.

I would love to do that for you, David.

Oh, Stan, you're a lifesaver.

Thank you so much.
Is there anything else I can do for you?

No, looking after the dog,
I mean, that's obviously amazing.

I could wash your car or something
or the windows in your home.

You're not really gonna look after
the dog, are you?

And the BAFTA
for Catching On Very Quickly goes to...

Himesh.

Oh, I think your computer is frozen.

Oh, no it’s not frozen
because I just saw someone.

Look, I know you're just calling
because you want something from me.

Yeah.

What are you doing on Sunday?

Oh for crying out loud.

Tom Hiddleston.

Hey, David. What's the pitch?

Pitch is dog
sitting for Michael Sheen. Wow.

Okay. Yeah.

Interesting.

I'm guessing that we're going for, like,
funny.

Could be funny, it’s a cute dog.

Yeah, I suppose the dog sitter
initially could present as benign,

and then he and the dog get up to
all kinds of hijinx and ultimately disrupt

stuffy old Michael Sheen's boring life.

But for the better.

Listen did your agent

tell you
that I wanted to talk to you about film.

Well yeah, obviously,

unless you're actually calling me
to ask me to dogsit

for Michael Sheen. No.

Oh. Dame Judi.

Long time no see.

I thought you were going to be
that beautiful Michael Sheen.

What you want?

Well, I wonder if you'd be up
for a bit of dog sitting.

I promised to look after Bark Ruffalo for
Michael on Sunday, but I'm double booked.

David. Bark Ruffalo.

He pees everywhere.

And anyway, I shall be watching a BAFTA

Film Awards with a big glass of champagne.

What's with the kilt? Oh.

Hi, David Tennant signing in.

There's a courier here
with something for production.

David Tennant to stage.

Hi. Hello.

Hi, everyone. Hi.

Hi. Hi there.

Sorry. I've got-

Are you good with dogs?

Yeah, and not on your dress.

I'm sorry.

Thank you. Hi.

Hi. Sorry. Hello.

Hello. Hi.

This is fine.

This is fine.

This is.

Michael.

Michael?

What?

What is this?

What are you doing there?

I'm hosting the show.

This is why you wanted me to dog sit,

so you could sit there?

Yeah.

You going to have to take the dog? What?

What if I have to go up on the stage
to be given an award?

Yeah. All right. Give me.

Yeah. Come on.

Get that one.

You take that. And this weird thing.

Was this Scottish man mean to you?

All right, come on to me.

Oh, no, no, no, no.